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Thursday, July 31st, 2008

left behind

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Thursday, July 31st, 2008

I talked to my grandmother Wednesday.
She told me that Emma had cried for me at bedtime. And no one called.
“Everything is fine now,” my grandma assured me. “She’s fine.”
Except, she is not.
My grandma told me she whispers when she speaks. “I can hardly hear her she talks so low!”
Emma does [...]

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Wednesday, July 30th, 2008

It’s Hard Out Here For A Prude.*

*OR: The post that makes my step mom wish she hadn’t given this blog URL to everyone in my dad’s office. Heh. (Hi, Tina! Sorry, Dad!)
You people are a bunch of freaks.
Seriously.
Sometimes I swear I am the only woman left who has sex in the dark. At night. At bed [...]

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Wednesday, July 30th, 2008

industrial sized

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Tuesday, July 29th, 2008

I am a tool. Seriously.

There are two things you must know for you to full appreciate what I am about to relay to you:
1. I drive a red mustang convertible.
2. I am absolutely certain I look pretty damn hot in that red mustang convertible when I am driving it with the top down.
I left work yesterday at about 1:00 [...]

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Monday, July 28th, 2008

Saying Goodbye

When he first suggested it back in March, I told him he was out of his mind.
“There’s no fucking way my kids are going to be gone for 6 weeks, Jared. Do you have any idea how long 6 weeks is?”
“But you said they could go visit my parents over the summer…”
“Yeah, I did. [...]

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Saturday, July 26th, 2008

If you didn’t have kids…

Let’s say, hypothetically, that you were about to find yourself without children.
For 3 weeks.
And let’s say, hypothetically, that this was the first time you have been without your children for more than a couple of days.
And let’s say, just for argument’s sake, that this was also the first time you and your husband had ever [...]

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Friday, July 25th, 2008

You were right, Johnny.

I used to think that I could change the world.
I believed in the power of words to change the way people think. I believed that compassion and persistence could alter people’s perceptions. I believed in a society that wanted to do the right thing.
I used to believe I could make a difference.
The realization [...]

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Thursday, July 24th, 2008

Next they’ll be shipping me off to charm school

At dinner last night…
“Devin, what did you do at daycare today?” (Man, I am an awesome mother.)
“Went skating. Remember?”
*blank stare* (Still! Awesome mother!)
“Remember mom? We left my skates at home on accident?”
“We didn’t leave anything at home.”
“Yes we did! Remember?!”
“Um, no. Thank you. We did no such [...]