The only thing better than having a friend from home come to visit…
Is having a friend that you don’t have to clean your house for.
And seriously. I so totally didn’t.
She appreciates the pee puddles in the bathroom, yo.
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and the open door peeing policy?
Yeah, I thought so.
June 13th, 2008 at 12:26 am
yay, a piece of home, right there in florida!!! have great fun. take photos. twitter away. especially anything funny that she does.
(i might not be from home, but woman you had best not clean for me. this time next week i expect to feel right at home by my seeing clutter and dust and well, ok…you can clean the bathroom i will spend most time in. wahoo!)
June 13th, 2008 at 12:28 am
Ah, the only kind of friends truly worth having… right?
June 13th, 2008 at 12:29 am
Friends like that are the best to have!
June 13th, 2008 at 12:45 am
I have ONE friend like that. Seriously..there is NOTHING sacred with us. I actually pointed out to her last time we were together that I had boob sweat when we were tanning. Then I told her I cleaned the goop from around the base of her toilet in the camper.
Oh yeah, and she has held my hair while I puked, and I have for her.
Nothing like that kind of friend.
Peee Esssss (She is the ONLY person I fart in front of.)
TMI???
June 13th, 2008 at 12:46 am
Hope you have fun hoppin’ into those pee puddles with your buddy!
That’s what you meant, right?
June 13th, 2008 at 12:53 am
I love those kind of friends. Those are the friends that you don’t have to get out of your pjs for, or have to put on a bra when they come over. Non-FANCY kind of friends, ya know.
And the trick to a non-stinky bathroom is to flush right as it’s hitting the water. It wastes water, but yeah, sometimes you have to do it for the sake of the person next in line.
June 13th, 2008 at 12:55 am
I have few friends like that and they are my dearest. Have fun this weekend!
June 13th, 2008 at 12:58 am
Having friends you’re that comfortable with is awesome. The happiness you get from knowing that even if there are pee puddles in your bathroom, you’re still accepted and loved is a precious, priceless thing.
June 13th, 2008 at 4:13 am
A friend like that is irreplaceable. Give her a hug from me and enjoy your time with her!
June 13th, 2008 at 6:22 am
Have a blast and a half!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
June 13th, 2008 at 6:34 am
It’s like a warm foot bath. Can you make it fizz? If so, I’m totally there and you don’t have to clean for me either!
June 13th, 2008 at 7:31 am
You should totally bring her to New York.
She’ll have a new appreciation for pee puddles… of that I assure you.
June 13th, 2008 at 8:01 am
Oh, wow. Send her up to my house, next, ’cause mine’s a shit hole! Woo hoo!
Isn’t it awesome having friends like that? *Sigh.*
June 13th, 2008 at 8:08 am
My BFF will use the bathroom AFTER I have “dropped the kids off”….That’s love!
June 13th, 2008 at 8:11 am
That’s the true test of a friend….
June 13th, 2008 at 8:13 am
Wait. There are puddles of pee at your house? Fuck that. I’m never coming over again.
June 13th, 2008 at 8:43 am
Yea!!!! Have fun this weekend!!!!
June 13th, 2008 at 8:54 am
aw. good friends are hard to find.
June 13th, 2008 at 9:23 am
I have some friends like that and they are my favorites. Anyone you don’t have to clean the house for is a real friend!
June 13th, 2008 at 9:37 am
I have ONE friend that I don’t feel the need to obsessively clean my house for but even then, I usually feel stupid. Of course, with as many people as we have living in our house (eight) and all the other grandkids coming over constantly (seven) our house usually looks like a disaster area.
PS: Speaking of disaster areas, any word on helping out your hometown??
June 13th, 2008 at 10:06 am
Real friends will do the cleaning for you.
June 13th, 2008 at 10:21 am
I want a friend that will clean the puddles for me!
Anyhoo, hope you and your friend have a fantastic weekend. Enjoy!
June 13th, 2008 at 10:36 am
Awwww, have a great visit, you two.
June 13th, 2008 at 10:52 am
My bestest friend in the world, and child’s namesake, came to visit last week…and thank GOD I didn’t have to clean the house either. We’ve been friends since we were seven.
Aren’t friends like that priceless???
June 13th, 2008 at 11:03 am
There are no other friends worth having.
Enjoy enjoy enjoy!
(my 3-year-old is sitting next to me demanding an emoticon, hang on….)
there.
June 13th, 2008 at 11:26 am
*giggle*
Hope you’re having tons of fun today!!!!
I sure hope someone didn’t clean up for me either. I
the mess.
June 13th, 2008 at 11:31 am
Those are the kind of friends that ROCK!!!
June 13th, 2008 at 11:59 am
Friends who love you for the good and the bad, priceless! I would have still scooped the cat box though. I am not embarrassed by human odors, but I am mortified by the cat ones..

June 13th, 2008 at 12:42 pm
Yay! Those are the best friends!
Hope you guys are having fun!
June 13th, 2008 at 1:18 pm
In sickness and in filth, until paying full retail does us part.
That’s my definition of a friend.
June 13th, 2008 at 2:15 pm
That’s awesome–feeling like family is the best. I hope y’all are having a blast
June 14th, 2008 at 8:09 am
Those are the best friends to have!! Low maintenance!
June 14th, 2008 at 8:31 am
So so so so so so sweet. Have fun.
June 14th, 2008 at 9:24 am
Friends you can fart around. The bestest.
June 14th, 2008 at 5:57 pm
Rock. True, long-term friends are deliciously rare.
June 14th, 2008 at 7:38 pm
My BFF and I are a different breed altogether. Like our children are half siblings and are 7 1/2 months apart. Haha… But seriously, we are like sisters but treat eachother better. Cherish the time you have with her. Enjoy every minute.
June 15th, 2008 at 1:04 am
i love this! i have a couple of friends like that! i totally don’t even notice the mess, because i am having so much fun giggling with my sistah!
June 15th, 2008 at 1:50 pm
Those are the true friends! (Somehow I’m finding more and more people like me on the interwebz. Who knew.)
June 15th, 2008 at 4:24 pm
We have friends that drop over all the time and don’t think twice about cleaning anything…. that is until they leave. Then it’s a 15 min scrub down.
June 16th, 2008 at 10:24 am