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Monday, June 30th, 2008

In Love and In Place

I’m home.
I got home at 5:30 this morning thanks to a “flight delay” and JetBlue needing to SUCK MY BIG COTTAGE CHEESE ASS!! Ahem.
That being said, I just rolled my sweaty, stinky butt out of bed at about one o’clock this afternoon. So there will be no NYC Recap this morning. But [...]

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Monday, June 30th, 2008

sunshine

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Sunday, June 29th, 2008

Sunday Sell Out: The Beaches

You thought I was joking about Sundays, didn’t you? Ha! No! Not even a little bit!
Ahem. ANYway…
As a member of MomCentral, I get a few emails a week with various products and companies that I have the option to review. I don’t participate in all of them because, quite frankly, what the [...]

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Saturday, June 28th, 2008

Proof that I am perfectly normal. No. Really.

You know that meme where you’re supposed to list [insert random # here] things about yourself that are “random” or “quirky”?
That meme that everyone’s done a million times and every single time you see it you want to stab yourself in the eyeballs and say I READ YOUR BLOG EVERY FUCKING DAY! GOOD LUCK COMING [...]

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Friday, June 27th, 2008

Flying Tiger

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Friday, June 27th, 2008

Why I left my husband at home

The first thing people ask when I tell them I’m going to New York for the weekend is, “who are you going with?”
“A couple of friends,” I tell them.
“Isn’t Jared going with you?” they inevitably ask, with just a tiny hint of “what are you doing cavorting around the country without your husband” in their [...]

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Thursday, June 26th, 2008

open

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Thursday, June 26th, 2008

Wherever I Go, There I’ll Be

Tomorrow is the big day.
BrittCon 2008.
And although I’ve been planning it for over a month now, I still cannot get over how totally and completely ridiculous that name is.
For those of you who may be new here or just have other more important things to remember, BrittCon (cringe) is the result of me freaking the [...]

56 Comments » - Posted in It's All About Me by Miss Britt

Wednesday, June 25th, 2008

A Public Service Announcement Brought To You By Mexico and The Oompa Loompas.

It was March of 1999 and we were 19 years old. I was a blond haired, blue eyed college freshman. She was an olive toned, dark haired whore. And we were headed to Cancun, Mexico for Spring Break.
I told her I was certain we’d both be able to get across the border [...]