I think it was about 11:00am yesterday morning when it happened.
Everyone on twitter was talking about how they couldn’t WAIT to get to Philadelphia on FRIDAY. I was busy sitting in my office, stewing about the fact that Avitable and I weren’t getting into town until Saturday afternoon.
I cannot stand the idea of missing out on something. Especially a pre-party to THE Party of the Season – TequilaCon ‘08!
“Adam, you stupid son of a bitch, why did you schedule us on a flight for Saturday?”
“Because you said Jared had to work Friday and you wouldn’t have anyone to watch the kids.”
“Bullshit. Don’t blame this on me.”
“I’m sorry. You’re right. I suck. How can I make it up to you?”
“Call the airline. Tell them I’ve changed my mind and we’re leaving Friday instead.”
“What about Jared?”
“Who?”
“Never mind. What about your children?”
“What about you stop changing the subject and go DO WHAT YOU’RE TOLD, BOY!”
And so…
I’m on a plane to Philly today. I’ll be back with pictures and stories and tequila soaked videos on Monday.
Unless… I change my mind again.
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I think my version’s closer to reality.
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hmm some how avitable’s version varies slightly
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I think your version is probably truer. And I’m not just saying that because I think you’re a better kisser than Adam, either.
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you follow 175 people on twitter? you are one of THEM?!??!!!?? damn, i never would have pegged you as one of them…
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Avitable sent me something for Twitter a week or so ago. I hit OK or whatever it was, and I guess i signed up.
Will someone tell me what I do now, and what the hell it was I just signed up for please.
SRSLY
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Have fun have fun have fun!!!! :rock:
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Who’s Watching The Children???!!!
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As usual, I’m jealous.
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Y’know, here I was about to say how unfair it is that Av talks about you on his blog in such a derogatory manner. And then I see that your post pretty much mirrors his, minus the smoking sounds, and I now feel sorry for him. :nana:
Enjoy Philly. Dammit.
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I get in Saturday afternoon. I won’t even be at TequilaCon until later (I’m always late). I will be drunk.
As if you expected anything less.
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WOOOOT!
I’m insanely jealous but (I’m pretty sure?) happy for you, too!
Have a fantastic time, dude.
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LOVE your background on Twitter.
Have a GREAT time! I’m sure we’ll hear some great stories!
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oh man, i cannot WAIT to see the pics of THIS
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I hope you locked the closet door before you left.Those kids will make a mess if they’re unsupervised!
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HAVE FUN!!!!
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It’s so nice when they’re whipped, isn’t it? Also: there must be tequila soaked pictures! How can I live vicariously through others if they don’t provide me with pictures and anecdotes?
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I want Girls Gone Wild worthy photos of your weekend!
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See you in Phil-lay!
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Awesome! I think your version is more believable up to the part where you say ‘boy’. Part of me just wants to know that you called him ‘bitch ‘ *giggling*
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Have a blast, yo.
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Wouldn’t now be a good time to call on your private jet service?
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Sorry, Britt, but I like Adam’s version better. I mean, really…stab him in the nose? That’s just priceless.
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Just updating my comments with my new website…the other one got found out.
http://shoewhorewhocooks.wordpress.com/
P.S. I’m watching you via Twitter…have a Tequila for me!
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