Adam here.
Britt consumed 10 or 11 Brittinis while doing a few radio shows last night, culminating in an hour and a half long conversation about man bashing over at Turnbaby’s. As a result, she was a bit too drunkified to post and asked me to step in.
Of course, it’s the very last minute, and I don’t have anything prepared for a guest post, so I thought I’d just do a quick quiz about Britt. The person who gets the most correct will win an awesome Miss Britt magnet!
Here goes:
1. Britt loves chocolate.
A. True
B. False
C. Only if it’s at my house.
2. Britt has known her husband since she was:
A. 13
B. 19
C. 16
D. 8
3. Which of the following is NOT one of the phrases that Britt says in real life?
A. Suck my dick
B. I will stab you
C. Woo hoo fuck yeah!
D. That’s what I doooo!
4. How does Britt feel about anal sex?
A. If done right, it’s awesome.
B. No pain is worth any amount of pleasure.
C. Only if she can reciprocate.
D. After 10 Brittinis, all holes are open for business.
5. Which of the following activities occurred over the last two years?
A. Britt moved to Florida
B. Britt worried about taking Emma to a speech therapist.
C. Britt and her mom had a falling out and then made up.
D. Britt almost became single.
E. All of the above.
6. Which of the following movies does Britt love?
A. Steel Magnolias
B. Armageddon
C. The Godfather
D. Both A and B
E. Both B and C
F. Both A and C
7. Finish the sentence: One night, Britt thought she lost a ____ in her _____.
A. mouse, pantry
B. check, purse
C. tooth, steak
D. tampon, vagina
8. A Brittini is made from the following ingredients:
A. Vodka and Crystal Light
B. Rum and Milk
C. Tequila and Crystal Light
D. Vodka and Pineapple-Orange Juice.
9. Britt works in what industry?
A. Nursing
B. Sales
C. Appliance Repair
D. Motivational Speaking
10. What did Britt want to do when she grew up?
A. Go into space
B. Practice civil rights law
C. Perform heart surgery
D. Race stock cars.
Thanks for playing! Britt will announce the answers and winners sometime this week.
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WTF?!! I clicked a Google search on Vagina and somehow ended up here.
1. C
2. C
3. D
4. B
5. E
6. E
7. D
8. A
9. B
10. B
1B-no chocolate
2C-16
3A-Suck
4B-No pain
5E- all of the above
6A-Steel Magnolias
7D-lost tampon
8A-Vodka and Crystal
9B-Sales
10B-Civil rights law
1.A
2.C
3.D
4.D
5.E
6.A
7.D
8.A
9.B
10.D
xo
1B - False
2C- 16
3D - That’s what I doooo!
4C - only if she can reciprocate.
5E - All of the above.
6A - Both A & B
7D - Tampon & Vagina
8C - Tequila & Crystal Light
9B - Sales
10D - Race stock cars
Hair of the dog Britt, hair of the dog.
1. A
2. C
3. B
4. B
5. E
6. F
7. D
8. A
9. B
10. A
HA! I feel somewhat responsible and that’s making me giggle.
Let’s see
Chocolate at Avi’s house
She’s known her husband since she was 13
She does not say suck my dick
She feels that no pleasure is worth any amount of pain;-)
She’s had a busy two years-all
She loves Steel magnolias
She thought she’d lost a tampon in her vagina
A Brittini is vodka and Crystal Light.
Britt works in sales
Not sure but guessing she thought she’d practice civil rights law.
Here’s hoping your sweet boss takes care of you today ;-)
I just realized that one of these you must not know the answer too.
Thanks for stepping in! :-)
LOL sorry I missed the fun times….Misk ended up being real sick…..stupid man always ruining my good time…hehe…kidding….
I guess I’ll try my hand at the quiz…
1. C
2. D
3. A
4. B
5. E
6. A
7. D
8. A
9. B
10. D
hope you don’t have a hangover Britt!
A D B B E A D A B C
I don’t need to enter. I can make my own Britt magnets.
Bwahahahahahaha!
Not fair. I know all these answers.
And yes, Miss Britt does indeed say “Suck my dick.” Don’t you?
I know I certainly do!
What’s my motivation for entering?
1 B
2 C
3 B
4 B
5 E
6 A
7 D
8 A
9 B
10 B
Do I win the booby prize???
1.A
2.A
3.D
4.C
5.E
6.D
7.D
8.A
9.B
10.B
b, a, a, b, e, a, d, a, b, d
3. C - I’ve heard her say all the others.
7. D - I didn’t witness this.
I have to get back to work now, bye.
Correcting my answer on No. 3–make that C—cause Britt says fuck yeah WOOOOO
Totally guessing some of these…
1. c
2. a
3. d
4. b
5. e
6. a
7. d
8. a
9. b
10. b
1. C
2. A
3. D
4. B
5. E
6. F
7. D
8. A
9. A
10.B
Linda~
1. C
2. A
3. C
4. E
5. D
6. D
7. D
8. A
9. B
10.B
i have TWO awesome britt magnets and i know all of the answers except the one about what she wanted to be when she grew up. can’t wait to find out what the answer is to that one, because those are all terrific answers!
p.s. hope you are feelnig better, britt
Oh, shit. Avitable!?!?! *whining* I SUCK at tests! Jeez.
Glad you got drunk, hon!
1. C
2. A
3. D
4. B
5. A
6. D
7. D
8. A
9. B
10.B
I know all the answers, but I already have a Miss Britt magnet.
Sorry I missed your shows last night, Miss Britt.
Seriously, your own mother doesn’t have a Miss Britt magnet?
Wow
1.B
2.A
3.D
4.B
5.E
6.A
7.D
8.A
9.B
10.B
No guess, just want to subscribe to see the answers!
I already have a Britt magnet
Y2K, didn’t you know? Britt’s the #1 search result for vagina now.
Karl, not too bad!
LMSS, you’ve never heard her say “Suck my dick”?
Princess, does the “XO” at the end mean you’re sucking up for extra credit?
Mattie, thanks for playing. All participants get a copy of our home game!
Dee, thanks for playing!
Turnbaby, oh, it’s totally your fault.
Britt, oh, I know the answer, there’s just a difference between love and love.
Cissa, he can’t take care of himself?
Wayne, wow, only one right? That’s horrible and you should be ashamed! Okay, I’m just kidding. You did better than that.
Mr. Fabulous, they’re not as fun to play with as my homemade Britt sex doll, though.
Mom, yes, she certainly does.
Finn, the love and adoration of all of your fellow bloggers.
Greg T, that’s a booby trap. I think you’re confused.
TMP, thanks for playing.
Just Me, I guess we’ll see how you did soon.
Poppy, two answers?
Turnbaby, I don’t know if she’s actually ever said “fuck yeah” in her entire life, to be honest.
Sybil, the martini at the end is a clear winner.
Linda~, does the tilde mean that you’re a Spanish Linda?
J.O., your Gravatar scares me because I can’t see your eyes!
Hello, how could you not guess what Britt would have wanted to be when she grew up?
Heather, actually, I’d guess you were awesome at tests. Nerd.
Hilly, see? That’s what a good friend does, even if she already has a magnet!
Shelli, you know all of the answers, do ya?
Mom, then everybody who comes to your place can read her blog!
Mindy, thanks for playing!
Hockeyman, she’s going to put the answers in a subsequent post, I think.
Lisa, and an Avitable condom, right?