Alright. Fine. I admit it.
I SUCK AT CONTESTS!
Happy?
Now, let’s get on to giving away some free stuff.
(OH. Yeah. I’m not too shabby now, am I?)
From the last caption contest (yes, I know! Weeks ago. Stop judging me!!!):
Congratulations Sarcasticmom. There were a lot of funny ones in the bunch - but this one made me snort the hardest. (And also did not reference my birthmark as a zit. It’s a birthmark!!! Fuckers.)
You win… uh… did I ever say what you win? (Best. Contest. EVER!) I think a Pro Flickr account. Email me.
Moving right along - we have TWO WINNERS of the book Unpredictable, which I highly recommended.
Through the use of fancy randomizers and three Oompa Loompas, the winners we have chosen are:
Amanda and Fogspinner (who apparently doesn’t have a link I can find. Best. Contest. EVER!)
Email me with your addresses so that I can send you naked telegrams your book!
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April 27th, 2008 at 12:08 am
Had I but know that Oompa loompas were involved, I might have entered the contest!
Prince is playing about 20 minutes from my humble abode this weekend, just thought you’d want to know!
April 27th, 2008 at 12:24 am
Yay I knew the Oompa Loompas liked me… thanks!
April 27th, 2008 at 2:58 am
Wait, you had contests? How many years ago was that?
April 27th, 2008 at 7:00 am
Well-deserved win!
April 27th, 2008 at 8:37 am
Hang On … did you register your use of Oompa Loompas with the OOOLBUFMTS - “Office Of Oompa Loompas Being Used For Menial Tasks Society”? Failure to do so can result in your Ooompa getting Loompa-ed ! Not a pretty sight. Ok .. I really should have got more sleep last night !
April 27th, 2008 at 6:23 pm
Oh Jesus. Forget the bread. I think we just need to send you random pictures and have you both caption them and draw all over them. I’d love to see the results. No, that is not an open invitation to have at some of my photos.
April 28th, 2008 at 7:13 am