Comments on: Sucking. At Life.

By: K8spade

K8spade — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 14:51:21 +0000

I could totally give you a run for your money on Shitty Mom of the Year. So don’t fuck with me, yo.

By: Gina

Gina — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 14:17:37 +0000

While I am sure that you do not suck, I want to say thank you for being REAL and sharing how you feel (negative emotions happen, people) and sharing how you are not perfect (doesn't seem like so many bloggers come off as if they're perfect? I am definitely not perfect!). Gina's last blog post..Spring is here.

By: hello haha narf

hello haha narf — Tue, 15 Apr 2008 01:12:55 +0000

you so don’t suck. do i need to come down there and force you to look in the mirror at all the good you bring to the world? coz i so will.

hello haha narf’s last blog post..Oh My Fuck! Talk About Synchronicity

By: Linda~

Linda~ — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 17:14:26 +0000

Just catching up because I was gone all weekend.

Yeah, okay you suck! But don’t tell anyone, ’cause so do I, and my kids are grown and out of the house. Today’s the 14th and the taxes aren’t done yet. I need to go grocery shopping, the house is a wreck and I seriously need to do some laundry.

And the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree, last week my granddaughter was wearing her brother’s underwear because my daughter was behind on her laundry.

You know what? So the-fuck-what. You do your best and that’s all anyone can ask.

Linda~

By: Nina

Nina — Sat, 12 Apr 2008 23:42:34 +0000

If it's any consolation to you, I suck just as bad as you do. Probably worse. Nina's last blog post..Weekend workout

By: chicken

chicken — Sat, 12 Apr 2008 20:26:58 +0000

I would like to jump on the suck wagon, if I could.
My kids have a permanent kool aid mustache. Why? Because kool aid is the only thing we have in the house to drink right now. And, by right now, I totally mean FOR THE LAST 3 Days. Yes. Thanks. They passed the werewolf stage about a week ago. My house is a mess. My own hair hasn’t been cut since October. My kids missed soccer sign ups when I was in the hospital, but those mean fuckers that run the soccer league don’t care. My oldest son is wearing a pair of pants that are about an inch away from being Capris. I owe $ on my state taxes. I have a stack of bills that NEED to be paid. I have a balance in my checking account that conflicts with the amount of those bills. My car is 3 months out of inspection, needs new tires AND new brakes, but unless those things are FREE, we are going to take our chances. I have thought about prostitution as a means to an end. However, I doubt there is a market for middle age women who are not in the best shape. I just learned that although the cost of living is going up like a mother fucker, I will probably get a whopping 3% raise in June. Hey! Thanks. Oh. My car needs an oil change, too. My thoughts on that are that if I wreck because the brakes don’t work, no one is going to notice that I was well on the way to blowing the engine, right?

SO…I say thanks, Britt…allowing me to join the suck wagon has made me feel better…just getting the huge amount of suckiness off my chest.

By: Scout's Honor

Scout's Honor — Sat, 12 Apr 2008 19:11:38 +0000

You. totally. suck.

But so do I and I am a stay at home mom and have no excuse. Honestly, it’s impossible to keep up with all the business of modern life. I guess you do the best you can.

I let my son walk with a limp after he dropped a weight on his foot. It turns out he broke it and it was too late to cast.

I fed my kids carrot cake as a vegetable recently.

We all make mistakes. We all yell at our kids. Just try to apologize afterward.

My parents never admitted mistakes, but I rectify that with my children. Yes, I make mistakes. I am human. I am big enough to own up to them and let them know, although children, they are worth an apology.

I hope this teaches them compassion–and keeps me from being put into a old folks’ home as punishment when they grow up.

Scout’s Honor’s last blog post..Feeling Guilty As Usual

By: maggie, dammit

maggie, dammit — Sat, 12 Apr 2008 14:04:27 +0000

This is all Oprah’s fault. I’m not even kidding. But I can’t expound, I’m saving it for an essay to be published. The essay that will bring down Oprah and her Evil Empire. Next stop? Walmart.

Right, about you: I don’t dare tell you you don’t suck because I don’t doubt for a second you can cut a bitch. SO. Since you leave me with my hands tied, all I can do is tell you how much *I* suck.

My 3-year-old is likely either scalding or drowning in the bathtub as I type this, since I found it more important to check your blog quick instead of monitor her bath time. My 8-year-old is telling me something important over my shoulder but I’m not hearing it because I’m shhhing her trying to write this. She just read this, called me a meanie, and stomped off. My house has never been messier, I still haven’t sent a sympathy card to my friend who lost his mother three months ago, I haven’t turned in this gigantic story that was due three weeks ago, I haven’t had sex with my husband in three weeks and this afternoon, because he’ll be gone and I’m single-parenting the girls, I’ve invited my BF over to drink with me. That’s best friend, not boyfriend, though at the rate I’m going I wouldn’t put it past me. Because I suck.

OK?

Deep breaths, girl. You don’t suck.

[*eeeek! ducks and runs away*]

maggie, dammit’s last blog post..The conversation I had with my three-year-old before I even opened my eyes this morning

By: Selma

Selma — Sat, 12 Apr 2008 13:53:51 +0000

You can’t suck any more than me. It’s not possible. Anyway, the most interesting people I know suck at something or other. The perfect ones are boring and usually have something to hide like a penchant for cross-dressing or wearing rubber underwear. The fact that you can acknowledge it shows that you don’t suck as much as you think you do. It’s just life. It makes us feel inadequate. Even if you do suck – which I don’t believe for a moment – I still love you. :heartbeat:

Selma’s last blog post..Don’t Give Up

By: penelope

penelope — Sat, 12 Apr 2008 13:26:09 +0000

Well. At least you're a good writer? That was one fantastic rant! penelope's last blog post..Meeting Minutes