We have a winner from last week’s contest!
(I know, you’ve been all atwitter just waiting for this news.)
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(Of course you do. You’re a blogger. It’s in our genetic makeup or something.)
Take a peek at this week’s unflattering self portrait in need of a caption:
Make me proud bitches!
(Yeah, I don’t know what’s up with all the calling of bitches either. Forgive me.)
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Britt rares back to slap the shit out of Adam for suggesting her earrings look like chandeliers from a dollhouse.
Stephanie’s last blog post..It’s a Mother Fuckin’ Shoe Post, Y’All….
April 6th, 2008 at 1:30 am
How do I know if I am “all atwitter”?
What if I am only half atwitter?
Mr. Fabulous’s last blog post..Tonight’s the night! Tonight’s the night!
April 6th, 2008 at 4:39 am
Avitible lands a left hook on Britt off-camera.
Freelance Guru’s last blog post..How to win the Lottery
April 6th, 2008 at 4:41 am
“Whoops Avi! I don’t remember THAT being in my job description”
DutchBitch’s last blog post..Family Bliss
April 6th, 2008 at 5:23 am
“Jared, wrong hole, wrong hole! WRONG HOLE!”
April 6th, 2008 at 9:07 am
“No that earing doesn’t make the pimple go away!”
I can’t take the credit, my husband thought of it!
Jen’s last blog post..Silent Sunday
April 6th, 2008 at 9:33 am
Adam’s squeals and attempts to blow on his own ass made Britt wonder if they should have used something other than Scrubbing Bubbles for his anal bleaching.
Deb on the Rocks’s last blog post..An Internet Love Confession
April 6th, 2008 at 10:20 am
Britt thought that showing up to “90s Revival Day” as the Church Lady from SNL would be a big hit…
(Sorry — it’s the glasses coupled with the facial expression.)
Shiny’s last blog post..Shin-ippets
April 6th, 2008 at 10:37 am
Come here, my pretty camera, give me a kiss.
Shelli’s last blog post..So There’s This Thing…
April 6th, 2008 at 11:04 am
I don’t need this job, Adam. I can be a belly dancer. I already have the bling!
April 6th, 2008 at 11:42 am
no, fuckers, the miss britt blow up doll should look like this!
hello haha narf’s last blog post..Well That Was Fun
April 6th, 2008 at 12:12 pm
How about:
“Ooh! Doctor, as far as ‘minimally invasive procedures’ go, this ain’t half bad!”
April 6th, 2008 at 2:49 pm
“So that is what a Goose is.”
Trishk’s last blog post..Blogger Updates
April 6th, 2008 at 4:53 pm
“Burp. ‘Scuse me. I just swallowed a canary. Am I a pussy, er, I mean cat?”
Shelli’s last blog post..So There’s This Thing…
April 6th, 2008 at 8:47 pm
WHEW! do NOT go in there…
Hockeyman’s last blog post..It’s Over & Other Crap
April 6th, 2008 at 9:25 pm
YAY I Won!!!
Now for this weeks caption:
“Just because I stick my kids foot in my ear doesn’t mean you have to kick me out of the Group!!”
April 6th, 2008 at 10:07 pm
OOOh! My goodness! Is that real?
Shania’s last blog post..Current mood: Foul, filthy, and fetid
April 6th, 2008 at 11:01 pm
“Ooo… That hurt! Who’s next?”
April 6th, 2008 at 11:02 pm
Ah, there must be a cosmic connection, I just “,bitches” in my last post as well. And I had not seen this one.
How’s that for cool, bitches?
I’ll have to come back later to offer a caption.
Right now I’m too tired… bitches.
Sarcastic Mom’s last blog post..I guess what I’m saying is, can’t we all just get along, bitches?
April 7th, 2008 at 1:43 am
Okay, it turns out I’ve got one already.
Caption:
“The proud winner of the ‘Make Your Mouth Look Like Your Rectum” award.”
Sarcastic Mom’s last blog post..I guess what I’m saying is, can’t we all just get along, bitches?
April 7th, 2008 at 1:49 am
April 7th, 2008 at 6:28 am
Ya this earing goes very well with todays pimple don’t cha think…
April 7th, 2008 at 9:57 am
“its a mole bitches….A MOLE!”
“Ooohh….what will my next move be in “attack of avi”"
“Pucker up…its ASS KISSING time!”
April 7th, 2008 at 11:47 am
Mole! Bloody mole!! (Sorry, I’m a nerdy Austin Powers fan)
April 7th, 2008 at 9:45 pm
Britt wins the Fart-A-Thon with a surprise entry!
CharlieDaniels (TBU)’s last blog post..My Holiday
April 8th, 2008 at 1:25 am