Caption This, Bitches!

by Miss Britt on April 6, 2008

We have a winner from last week’s contest!

(I know, you’ve been all atwitter just waiting for this news.)

caption-winner

Congratulations Just Me! Email me to claim your fabulous prize – a Flickr Pro Account!

Think you can do better?

(Of course you do. You’re a blogger. It’s in our genetic makeup or something.)

Take a peek at this week’s unflattering self portrait in need of a caption:

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Make me proud bitches!

(Yeah, I don’t know what’s up with all the calling of bitches either. Forgive me.)

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25 Comments so far

  1. Stephanie April 6, 2008 1:30 am

    Britt rares back to slap the shit out of Adam for suggesting her earrings look like chandeliers from a dollhouse.

    Stephanie’s last blog post..It’s a Mother Fuckin’ Shoe Post, Y’All….

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  2. Mr. Fabulous April 6, 2008 4:39 am

    How do I know if I am “all atwitter”?

    What if I am only half atwitter?

    Mr. Fabulous’s last blog post..Tonight’s the night! Tonight’s the night!

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  3. Freelance Guru April 6, 2008 4:41 am

    Avitible lands a left hook on Britt off-camera.

    Freelance Guru’s last blog post..How to win the Lottery

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  4. DutchBitch April 6, 2008 5:23 am

    “Whoops Avi! I don’t remember THAT being in my job description”

    DutchBitch’s last blog post..Family Bliss

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  5. avitable April 6, 2008 9:07 am

    Jared, wrong hole, wrong hole! WRONG HOLE!”

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  6. Jen April 6, 2008 9:33 am

    “No that earing doesn’t make the pimple go away!”

    I can’t take the credit, my husband thought of it!

    Jen’s last blog post..Silent Sunday

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  7. Deb on the Rocks April 6, 2008 10:20 am

    Adam’s squeals and attempts to blow on his own ass made Britt wonder if they should have used something other than Scrubbing Bubbles for his anal bleaching.

    Deb on the Rocks’s last blog post..An Internet Love Confession

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  8. Shiny April 6, 2008 10:37 am

    Britt thought that showing up to “90s Revival Day” as the Church Lady from SNL would be a big hit…

    (Sorry — it’s the glasses coupled with the facial expression.)

    Shiny’s last blog post..Shin-ippets

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  9. Shelli April 6, 2008 11:04 am

    Come here, my pretty camera, give me a kiss.

    Shelli’s last blog post..So There’s This Thing…

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  10. Little Miss Sunshine State April 6, 2008 11:42 am

    I don’t need this job, Adam. I can be a belly dancer. I already have the bling!

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  11. hello haha narf April 6, 2008 12:12 pm

    no, fuckers, the miss britt blow up doll should look like this!

    hello haha narf’s last blog post..Well That Was Fun

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  12. Iron Fist April 6, 2008 2:49 pm

    How about:

    “Ooh! Doctor, as far as ‘minimally invasive procedures’ go, this ain’t half bad!”

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  13. Trishk April 6, 2008 4:53 pm

    “So that is what a Goose is.”

    Trishk’s last blog post..Blogger Updates

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  14. Shelli April 6, 2008 8:47 pm

    “Burp. ‘Scuse me. I just swallowed a canary. Am I a pussy, er, I mean cat?”

    Shelli’s last blog post..So There’s This Thing…

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  15. Hockeyman April 6, 2008 9:25 pm

    WHEW! do NOT go in there…

    Hockeyman’s last blog post..It’s Over & Other Crap

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  16. Just Me April 6, 2008 10:07 pm

    YAY I Won!!!

    Now for this weeks caption:

    “Just because I stick my kids foot in my ear doesn’t mean you have to kick me out of the Group!!”

    Reply

  17. Shania April 6, 2008 11:01 pm

    OOOh! My goodness! Is that real?

    Shania’s last blog post..Current mood: Foul, filthy, and fetid

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  18. Angie April 6, 2008 11:02 pm

    “Ooo… That hurt! Who’s next?”

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  19. Sarcastic Mom April 7, 2008 1:43 am

    Ah, there must be a cosmic connection, I just “,bitches” in my last post as well. And I had not seen this one.

    How’s that for cool, bitches?

    I’ll have to come back later to offer a caption.

    Right now I’m too tired… bitches.

    Sarcastic Mom’s last blog post..I guess what I’m saying is, can’t we all just get along, bitches?

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  20. Sarcastic Mom April 7, 2008 1:49 am

    Okay, it turns out I’ve got one already.

    Caption:

    “The proud winner of the ‘Make Your Mouth Look Like Your Rectum” award.”

    Sarcastic Mom’s last blog post..I guess what I’m saying is, can’t we all just get along, bitches?

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  21. Miss Britt April 7, 2008 6:28 am

    :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

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  22. greg t April 7, 2008 9:57 am

    Ya this earing goes very well with todays pimple don’t cha think…

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  23. Just Me April 7, 2008 11:47 am

    “its a mole bitches….A MOLE!”

    “Ooohh….what will my next move be in “attack of avi”"

    “Pucker up…its ASS KISSING time!”

    Reply

  24. DebbieS April 7, 2008 9:45 pm

    Mole! Bloody mole!! (Sorry, I’m a nerdy Austin Powers fan)

    Reply

  25. CharlieDaniels (TBU) April 8, 2008 1:25 am

    Britt wins the Fart-A-Thon with a surprise entry!

    CharlieDaniels (TBU)’s last blog post..My Holiday

    Reply

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