Comments on: 100 Things: Part 9

By: Lisa

Lisa — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 01:20:13 +0000

Very ironic that I’m reading your post after I’ve spent a weekend trying to cram important lessons down the throats of my children…like a crash course in life before it’s too late kind of thing. I know it’s silly.

I agree with Adam on number 8. Knowledge is power.

I love the list…it’s awesome.

Lisa’s last blog post..Wonky

By: Miss Britt

Miss Britt — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 00:39:52 +0000

Selma: what are yours? I know you have good ones!

Miss Anne Derstood: I don’t want them to think I’m the only one they can REALLY count on – but I do want them to know I’m there unconditionally.

hello haha narf: la la la la *fingers in my eyes* I am not hearing this stuff la la la la

MsBatman: pfffft – I doubt it. But thanks babe.

Nat: well, random assholes always end up being something you have to hear about from your spouse – over and over and over again. That shit gets old.

Britt’s Mom: I should write a parenting book, clearly.

Marissa: I can’t pass on that ‘always right’ thing until AFTER the daughter has left the house.

Trishk: *sigh* so is my mother and my husband. PUSSIES!!! :nana:

Jennifer: he he he – thanks.

Blog Antagonist: OMG, so, so true. My son’s ego is beyond and ego and just… he just KNOWS. I have no clue how to handle that effectively, but I’m pretty sure I’m fucking it up.

Poppy: yes you are.

Penelope: we need NEW stories though! lol

Becky EnVérité: yeah, well, if she hadn’t (like mine) you’d have wished she noticed that sometimes people DO care.

Glenda: I really should copyright that.

Winter: um – how do you PROVE that??

themuttprincess: nooooooo!

Mr. Fabulous: you should just have a replica of me made now, so you don’t have to wait – y’know?

Meg: tape rules.

By: Meg

Meg — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 00:14:22 +0000

Wow. I may have to go all old-school and clip ‘n’ tape this to the fridge! Excellent, no-nonsense, no-crap advice for the offspring. I love it!! :heartbeat:

By: Mr. Fabulous

Mr. Fabulous — Sun, 06 Apr 2008 04:13:28 +0000

Tombstone? I was planning to have you stuffed. You know, so I could......do stuff. Mr. Fabulous's last blog post..Tonight’s the night! Tonight’s the night!

By: themuttprincess

themuttprincess — Sun, 06 Apr 2008 02:03:11 +0000

Number 2 and 4 are THE MOST IMPORTANT. The rest, they probably will have to learn on their own! (IMHO, because, I did, and I know that my son will only listen to about 3% of what I tell him in the long run...) themuttprincess's last blog post..Thank God It Is Friday!

By: Winter

Winter — Sun, 06 Apr 2008 01:06:01 +0000

Very cool list. Only, on the sex with random strangers? You realize when you tell your kids something like that as teens, it MAKES them HAVE to do it? They cannot help themselves. In my house, what worked is... if you graduate a virgin, I will give you $10,000. Of course, my daughter's dad didn't give up the money even though she didn't give up the kitty. He told her he meant $10K for college. HEH. Winter's last blog post..Yes! I am Crazy! Guest Bloggers

By: Glenda

Glenda — Sat, 05 Apr 2008 23:56:58 +0000

I need to make #4 into one of those rustic wooden signs that have phrases on them and are so popular..cause it’s entirely too true! Or put it on a t-shirt..or mug…endless possibilities really! You should copyright it Great list!

Glenda’s last blog post..Must. Get. Sleep.

By: Becky EnVérité

Becky EnVérité — Sat, 05 Apr 2008 21:30:22 +0000

Yep great list.

I wish my mum had explained that people don’t suck, and they don’t really care when you dress up in frocks. But I don’t blame her for not realising that it would be an issue.

By: Penelope

Penelope — Sat, 05 Apr 2008 20:45:27 +0000

Any suggestions? You’re asking me???
Okay, but you asked for it!
10 ways Britt made guacamole, and lived to tell the tale.
10 ways Britt dyed her hair, and Mr Britt’s.
10 ways Britt pissed off militant babysitters.
Should I go on?

Penelope’s last blog post..What would Penelope do…

By: Poppy

Poppy — Sat, 05 Apr 2008 19:09:05 +0000

#8: Amen.
#9: I’m awesome.