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Archive for April, 2008
Wednesday, April 30th, 2008
Stalking Time
I received a present on Tuesday that made it difficult not to break down into tears on the spot. I’m pretty sure presents aren’t supposed to make you cry. Even if you do have PMS.
We have a professional writer on staff at work. And while she gets paid for technical writing, she [...]
46 Comments » - Posted in just rambling by Miss Britt
Tuesday, April 29th, 2008
My Little Grey Buddy
I have to confess, my brain is mush. I have been fighting with Wordpress code all. damn. night and I still can’t figure out how to get a thumbnail in my sidebar that will automatically update and post to the most recent post on my photo blog.
Did I mention I’m starting a photo blog?
ANYway, [...]
23 Comments » - Posted in guest bloggers by Miss Britt
Monday, April 28th, 2008
How Miss Britt Makes Low Carb Bread: A Bedtime Story
I’ve been trying to eat healthier and force feed my family more nutritional stuff as well. Part of this involves me buckling down and getting back on my low carb diet. Part of that involves me running all over hell and highwater (where is highwater, exactly?) in search of all the ingredients needed [...]
68 Comments » - Posted in Photoshop is not an addiction by Miss Britt
Sunday, April 27th, 2008
Why I am the world’s best contest hostess!
Alright. Fine. I admit it.
I SUCK AT CONTESTS!
Happy?
Now, let’s get on to giving away some free stuff.
(OH. Yeah. I’m not too shabby now, am I?)
From the last caption contest (yes, I know! Weeks ago. Stop judging me!!!):
Congratulations Sarcasticmom. There were a lot of funny ones in the bunch - but [...]
7 Comments » - Posted in contests by Miss Britt
Saturday, April 26th, 2008
Mother’s Day Contest
I know what you’re thinking. I do.
“Britt - you have TWO freaking contests open already that you haven’t announced winners for.”
I know.
(To those of you who were NOT thinking that because you were instead thinking “OMG I hate blog contests. Boooorrrrrinng!” Well pin a rose on your nose! Or something.)
This one [...]
6 Comments » - Posted in Blogging Junk, contests by Miss Britt
Friday, April 25th, 2008
Mamas, don’t let your babies grow up to be rapists
Do you ever notice that when you talk about rape or abuse or sexual assault, people come out in droves to tell you that they’ve been through something similar?
And no one is surprised.
And why should they be? We’ve all heard the statistics. 1 in 6 women (and 1 in 33 men) will be [...]
39 Comments » - Posted in It's All About Me by Miss Britt
Thursday, April 24th, 2008
Is Groveling Considered Heroic?
My dear, sweet, wonderful, brilliant readers…
Have I told you how pretty you look today? And that your ass looks amazing in those pants? No? Well you do. And it does.
Oh, and, by the way, I have a favor to ask of you.
AND IT REQUIRES NO MONEY! Not [...]
31 Comments » - Posted in Blogging Junk, It's All About Me, contests by Miss Britt
Wednesday, April 23rd, 2008
But we won’t call it Rape
This is a post meant for the Grassroots Blogger Book Marketing Campaign 2008, to generate donations for The Rape Abuse and Incest National Network (RAINN). You can visit the GBBMC page for all the information you need about RAINN and the campaign. More links available at the end of the post. Please donate!
I have put [...]
98 Comments » - Posted in On A Serious Note by Miss Britt
Tuesday, April 22nd, 2008
How Miss Britt Makes Yet Another Metrosexual
I bet you thought my husband was the only man I would trot in front of the Internet for my own amusement. Didn’t you?
Well, you were wrong.
My disrespect for manhood extends far beyond the narrow confines of The Man I Have Sex With. My irreverence knows no bounds. And yours shouldn’t either.
To [...]
82 Comments » - Posted in Photoshop is not an addiction by Miss Britt
Monday, April 21st, 2008
A Question of Alibis
Remember when I had a houseful of tourists family and I asked a bunch of bloggers to send me guest posts to have stored up for an emergency?
Of course you do. I know. You keep careful track of everything that goes on at this blog.
ANYway, the guests are long gone, but I still [...]
