I’m working on becoming a professional photographer.
OK, that’s a lie.
But I HAVE been taking a lot of pictures lately. And I AM considering adding a “photo blog” section to this site.
I’ve got my debut picture all picked out. But professional photo bloggers need captions. And for the life of me, I can’t come up with one.
Can you help?
Caption this!
Winner gets gifted a Flickr Pro account (or something similar if you’ve got one, I guess.)
Annnnddd….
Go!
(P.S. The winner of the Send Hilly to Philly Fundraising contest was announced yesterday here. And yes, we did raise enough money to send Hilly to Philly. In fact, you guys surpassed our needs in about 24 hours. The extra cash was sent to a few other bloggers who are also going to Philly and were trying to get hotels, etc. You guys? Are awesome. Now… Caption my picture!)
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I’ve got a couple:
1. “grumblegrumble I told Jared he was making me pull my fucking hair out so I’m going to pull my fucking hair out so help me God grumblegrumble”
2. Desperate to combat the symptoms of depression, Britt tries a holistic medicinal approach of jabbing red hot needles into her brain.
3. “Honey, do you think anybody will notice a bald spot on my head the size of my fist?”
4. Britt demonstrates the maxim that sexiness must be achieved. It does not come naturally.
5. Part 1 in a 48-part series entitled, “Places you should not stick your gum”.
6. It’s a good thing that Britt tried this experimental new hair removal technique on her head before moving to her vagina.
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Awww Avi is so sweet.
“I hope we have enough duct tape so I can reuse this fucking thing on Avi’s ass hair.”
Karen Sugarpants’s last blog post..Something That Really Grates On My Nerves Even Though I Have No Room To Talk On The Subject
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1. The lengths Britt goes to in order to get those grey hairs.
2. I had no idea dying my hair would make me orgasm this hard.
3. I think I just touched my brain.
Karl’s last blog post..100 Things About Karl, Part Two
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Karen, too funny. Silly girl, Avi braids his ass hair. French braids, in fact.
Karl’s last blog post..100 Things About Karl, Part Two
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Oh hell, sorry. I meant to subscribe to the comments. for once.
Karl’s last blog post..100 Things About Karl, Part Two
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Back to subscribe – you and Avi need to turn on your checkmark thingy again cuz I fucking forget every time and I miss all the fucking fun. FUCK!
Karen Sugarpants’s last blog post..Something That Really Grates On My Nerves Even Though I Have No Room To Talk On The Subject
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Britt followed the directions on the box, but to her chagrin, discovered that the alien signals were still getting through.
Laura’s last blog post..Sad.
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Plastic bonnets are the NEW tin foil!
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Hawt.
flutter’s last blog post..Therapy Notes: You don’t have to be a crusader
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“TeqilaCon…the morning after…Britt attempts to remove Adam’s bullseye underwear from her scalp.”
:lmao:
Yeah I’m lame. But it is nearly 2a.m.
Stephanie’s last blog post..It’s a Mother Fuckin’ Shoe Post, Y’All….
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you are braver than i am! threw out a few drink girl photos before posting a crappy show. yet today i come here for this! AND IT IS STRIKINGLY SPECTACULAR! well done!
hello haha narf’s last blog post..Hi from Atlanta…the Drunk blogging you asked for…
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That looks painful! You should switch to foil, much easier.
Not sure if you’re still taking captions, but:
Having been inspired by Locks of Love, Brit decides to donate to the Hair Club for Men.
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woops…your brave self did ask for captions…
after blogging ceased easing the voices, britt turned to self mutalation.
hello haha narf’s last blog post..Hi from Atlanta…the Drunk blogging you asked for…
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I think I will end this debate and take the title with a one-word caption.
“Dedication.”
Hahahahaha! If I were picking the winner I’d definitely win :clap:
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“Please don’t hit me again Mr. Avitable sir. I’m wearing your colostomy bag on my hear as you ordered”
Dan’s last blog post..Gravatars
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OMFG! I should’ve tested that Hair Transplant Do It Yourself Kit on Avi first!
DutchBitch’s last blog post..Cut Me Some Summertime Slack
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Windows Vista … Torture Yourself !
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I’ll find that gray hair even if I have to search through every single hair on my head!
Mattie’s last blog post..Heading South, Y’all
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“This is the FBI”
“miss Britt, You can have the half a million in used notes, so for the love of god turn the webcam off!!!”
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I think Avitable’s #5 is pretty much perfect.
Rich | Championable’s last blog post..I don’t send her flowers.
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I’ll play!
“Alright sucka, I’ve got my arm wrestling hat on and I’m ready! Bring on the next victim.”
chicken’s last blog post..Something is gonna getcha!
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I should have known it wasn’t hair gel!
turnbaby’s last blog post..We’re Talking Quid Pro Quo Babies
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I can has helmet?
(It’s all I’ve got.)
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You’re capping YOURSELF???? Girl, you have balls.
The Absurdist’s last blog post..The Girly-Girl Answers Revealed
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It takes pain to be beautiful.
hgreatone:
Tracy Lynn’s last blog post..Post 681: Dude. I Mean, Really. This is 296% More Than Most Sites On The Web.
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“You know, Sinead O’Connor was a lot hotter than people remember. So was Demi Moore in “G.I. Jane”, and Natalie Portman in “V for Vendetta”, and Britney! Remember Britney shaved her head and she was still hot .. okay, forget Britney, but the others were hot without hair!”
Jay’s last blog post..Everybody Wordzzle!
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“Scratch Disk Full”
OH… as a photographer and Photoshop-er, there is nothing worse than running out of memory, usually referred to as “not enough space on scratch disk to complete this process.” Aaaahhhhhh! And in this particular photo, it looks like you may have run out of scratch disk space. Yesterday.
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“Unable to tolerate her hairdressers endless attempts at convincing Britt that anal sex is fun, Britt attempts fabulous hair on her own.”
Hey Miss Britt, there’s an award for you at my place. Cheers.
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put em up…
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oh… i suppose i should put a reference pic
http://i176.photobucket.com/albums/w176/ToriBlaine/lconvert.jpg
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I don’t got no stinkin’ caption because I’ve had way too much cheap wine (jaysus, I just remembered our emails and deduced that you might think this an alarming habit) but I just wanted to say it looks like you have underwear on your head. That is all.
maggie, dammit’s last blog post..two minute break
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Oh fuck, I glued my fist to my head again!
kapgar’s last blog post..How do you feel…
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Kapgar, I think you win. :lmao: :lmao:
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That Kevin…he’s a card. :rock:
Karl’s last blog post..100 Things About Karl, Part Two
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Holy shit – I just read Karl’s comment in my email as “That Kevin…he’s a hard cock,” because : rock comes up as text in email…oh nevermind.
Karen Sugarpants’s last blog post..Something That Really Grates On My Nerves Even Though I Have No Room To Talk On The Subject
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The Hair Club … It’s for Women too!
P.S. Finally! For the last few weeks, I have gotten an erroor message when I tried to comment.
hgreatone:
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I don’t have a caption but DAMN that looks painful!
DaDuck’s last blog post..Summertime!!!
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“And the office wars continue….Britt 7 Avi 1…nice scissor throw!”
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OK, that last one made me laugh out loud. LOL
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Great idea to have a contest to name your photo…where have I seen that before?
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I didn’t say it was original.
Did I?
If I did… I was joking.
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To quote a favorite band who is wise because others were wise before them: “It’s all been done before.”
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I already left a comment but I don’t see it!
I am not going to try to caption your photo, but I will tell you that if you wash your hair and then condition it leave the conditioner in, let your hair dry and then pull it through the cap it’s MUCH easier. And the conditioner has no adverse effects on the color.
And yeah I know taking “fashion” advice fromme is scary but trust me on this one!
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“Is that… is that hair gel?”
And two extra points if you know what movie its from….DUH!
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“I got an idea, an idea so smart my head would explode if I even began to know what I was talking about.”
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“Jared, come down here and play with me, I’m tired of playing with myself.”
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FINE! I’ll wear the stupid cap in the public pool, but i’m gonna make sure my hair gets in the filter!
Linda~
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The evil stair-people rejoice as Miss Britt dons the target-hat. Miss Britt pauses at a strange sound, but dismisses it, not realizing it is the faint sound of tiny javelins being sharpened.
Candy’s last blog post..And Not A Moment Too Soon
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