Shit. Shit! I spent the day at the beach with Creed and the kids and…. yawwwwn…. am tired. Shit. Can anyone help me out here?

Oh. Yes.
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So, Britt sent out an e-mail to all us Britt-junkies that said, “Yo! Bitches! I got some peeps invadin’ the crib! Git your acts together, write some damned guest-posts, or I’m comin’ over there and kicking some ass!”

OK. Fine. Maybe she didn’t put it like that. Maybe it was nicer and sweeter, and there was a promise of gratitude and love.

OK. Maybe not that last part. But I thought, “Dang! Guest-posting over at the Britt? I could so totally do that!”

And here I am. Coal Miner’s Granddaughter. *Looking around, craning my neck, checking out the digs. I like the new paint job and the pictures she’s hung up look nice. That new camera is really working out for her. Sweet!*

Some of you know me. Some of you don’t. For those who don’t, I’m just some random chick who started a blog about seven months ago, hoping for fame and fortune and instead ended up getting regular visits from Fab, a crazy ass-itch, and the FCC. Damn. It’s been rough. Oh, and? My corner of the blog-verse, depending on your color preference, is either a really cool or a really sickening, shade of purple. You should check it out. Especially if you hate purple.

But? I digress. A while back I took some stupid Internet quiz to see who my TV boyfriend would be. Turns out I should be dry-humping Jensen Ackles from Supernatural. Aw, yeah! So, I thought I would take the quiz for Britt and find out who her TV boyfriend would be. And after meeting Britt just once? And reading her blog for five months? Yeah, I know her best of all. So, here goes.

Question 1: What’s your idea of a romantic date?

Oh, she would totally answer “Dinner at a very expensive French restaurant.”

Question 2: What’s your personal fashion style?

“You love dressing up.” Definitely.

Question 3: What best describes your ideal man?

Oh, yeah! “Strong and silent.”

Question 4: How do you describe yourself?

Why, the “pampered princess,” of course!

Question 5: Which movie would you most like to watch?

I have no friggin’ idea. I’ll go with “Sleepless in Seattle.”

Question 6: It’s your birthday tomorrow. What is your boyfriend doing right now?

OK, there’s no “jacking off” selection. I’ll take “Baking a cake for you” for $200, Alex.

Question 7: How do you and your boy spend your weekends?

Are you kidding me? Boy? Oh, good, Lord. This one is tough. I’ll just close my eyes and pick… “Play laser tag and then host a LAN party.” *Snort!*

Question 8: What kinds of things do you like to write about on your blog?

Punching Avitable in the nuts, making Avitable’s life miserable, smacking Avi… wait. How about “You write about all your sexual exploits in lurid detail?” Works for me!

Question 9: What’s your favorite pastime?

“Shopping at the mall!” – I mean, duh, she’s a girl. Sheesh.

Question 10: You want to save the world. What is your boyfriend doing?

I would have to say that at that moment, Britt’s ideal TV boyfriend would be “right there, helping her save the world.”

Question 11: Jesus, when the hell is this thing going to end. 15?!? 15 damned questions? Is this the SAT? Gad. Screw it. I’ll quickly answer them with no commentary….

And here’s Britt’s ideal TV boyfriend…

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