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Archive for March, 2008
Monday, March 31st, 2008
How Miss Britt Makes Amends: A Photo Essay*
Before one can make amends, one must do something worthy of being amended.
Such as - putting your husband in a bonnet. On the Internet.
That would be, step one. Then, it’s time to get down to the business of making amends.
Oh yeah. We’re going there….
After the bonnet is tied firmly in place:
56 Comments » - Posted in Photoshop is not an addiction by Miss Britt
Sunday, March 30th, 2008
What. The. Hell?
I’m working on becoming a professional photographer.
OK, that’s a lie.
But I HAVE been taking a lot of pictures lately. And I AM considering adding a “photo blog” section to this site.
I’ve got my debut picture all picked out. But professional photo bloggers need captions. And for the life of me, I can’t [...]
48 Comments » - Posted in Photoshop is not an addiction, contests by Miss Britt
Saturday, March 29th, 2008
100 Things: Part 8
I know you all come here for the depth.
I know. I’m a virtual well of wisdom and emotion.
And that’s why, in my perusal of 100 Fascinating Things About Me, I have gone out of my way to deliver to you tid bits of my soul. My very soul, people.
But today? Today I [...]
29 Comments » - Posted in 100 things, It's All About Me by Miss Britt
Friday, March 28th, 2008
Friday Fiction : The Driver (Part 4)
The Driver
(Click here to read Part 1 of the Driver)
(Click here to read Part 2 of the Driver)
(Click here to read Part 3 of the Driver)
“I’d need you to stop working as an escort,” he said.
Her eyebrows shot up in surprise. She opened her mouth to say something but she was overcome with laughter.
“What?”
“I [...]
11 Comments » - Posted in fiction, guest bloggers by claudia hall christian
Thursday, March 27th, 2008
Hear Thee, Hear Thee
A few nights ago, I collapsed into bed at the end of a three day tourist marathon. I was exhausted. And possibly… maybe… a tiny bit irritable.
I felt the black hand of death my husband’s warm touch on my back.
“I love you,” he hissed.
“Have you lost your fucking mind?”
I bolted up right in [...]
51 Comments » - Posted in Blogging Junk, It's All About Me, my husband wishes I was a private person by Miss Britt
Wednesday, March 26th, 2008
Residency
“And your middle name is Lynn?”
“Um, no, it’s Marie, actually…” I rechecked the official documents the DMV site had told me to bring. Surely I was still capable of getting my middle name right.
“Oh, yes, I see. Sorry, that was your marriage certificate. His middle name is Lynn,” the woman with heavy [...]
50 Comments » - Posted in It's All About Me, the transplant by Miss Britt
Tuesday, March 25th, 2008
I need a Popster today
Quick reminder - there’s a chance to win $50 in yesterday’s post.
Moving on. (I told you it was quick.)
My schedule for today is as follows:
4:30 am - Wake up
6:00 am - drop off latest house guest at airport.
6:15 am - go to work
5:00 pm - leave work
5:45 pm - begin cleaning the ever loving shit [...]
23 Comments » - Posted in guest bloggers by Miss Britt
Monday, March 24th, 2008
A Blogging Good Deed
Internets, I need you.
“Oh no, she’s going to ask us to tell her how wonderful and pretty and great she is. Again.”
No. No! It’s not that this time, I promise. (Although, it’s always nice to hear you’re pretty. Ya know?)
By the way, you look pretty today.
“Shit. She’s going to [...]
31 Comments » - Posted in Blogging Junk, contests by Miss Britt
Sunday, March 23rd, 2008
Lapsed
Today, in case you missed it, is Easter.
Christians all over the world are at Church. Catholics have been in Church almost none stop since Friday. Families will be gathering together over ham and potatoes and some uniquely traditional-to-them-and-theirs staple like pecan pie or egg casserole.
And me?
I’m spending the day at Universal Studios.
(Again.)
And it [...]
31 Comments » - Posted in stuff I'll have to remember in Confession by Miss Britt
Saturday, March 22nd, 2008
100 Things: Part 7
Imagine, if you will, that you’re reading an eloquent introductory sentence.
You are then pulled into the next paragraph, where you encounter wit and humor and creativity like you have never known. You find yourself sitting at your computer, completely unaware that you are smiling to yourself. You laugh under your breath as you [...]
