I don’t hate you. Honestly.
I know, it seems like I’ve forgotten all about you lately.
Sure, I have been here – but I think we both know I haven’t really been here. Not like I should be. Not in the way that you deserve.
I haven’t responded to comments. I haven’t read your blog. I’ve been neglectful, I know. And it’s just not fair.
But I swear – it’s me, not you.
I’ve just been doing some things. And not just for me. Really, I promise. I’ve been doing all this for you, for us, baby.
I just wanted to let you know that I’m OK – we’re OK – and we’ll be better than ever soon. I’m sure there were days when you wondered if I’d finally been swallowed whole by my gaping belly button (10,000 points to anyone who gets that), but I’ve been right here, trying to make things better for you.
Here’s a little peak at things to come….
Any guesses?
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You’re finally getting that boob job? :angel:
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new blog, new blog, neeeeeeeewwww bloooooooooooooog!
(although i so do not get the belly button comment. can i blame the fucken margaritas?)
:rock:
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Your pregnant? :heartbeat: :heartbeat:
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I guess I’ll stay tuned
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You’ve been watching ‘Purple Rain’ over and over again, haven’t you?
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You’re becoming a cyborg?
Sex change?
You’re giving up dairy?
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I’m rubbish at guessing games, so I’m going to leave that one the clever people.
Also: I still totally think it’s me.
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Whatever it is, you’re clearly spending plenty of time with the new camera. :thumbsup:
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I dunno. I thought I was onto something until I saw Bob.
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New baby? Preggers? Hrm hrm?
Either way, I am glad you’re doing what you need to do in order to be fine, sweetie
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You’re going to have Emma make the next back of Guac? Then use it for makeup, while using the chaffing med from your cabinet to fix Bob’s chaffed area from riding on the vaccum???
Whew!
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You’re going to cover us in frosting and avocado and have your way with us?
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Hey! There’s a Flat Stanley in those pictures! I know that guy, daughter’s kindergarten class is circulating the little devil.
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No makeup and avacodos…..perhaps a facial?
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No guesses here. I’m always wrong.
No worries about not being around. Hey, when you’re busy, you’re busy. When you’re retooling, you’re retooling. You’ll get here when you get here and not before.
And that’s fine with me! :heartbeat:
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You are going into porn? :confused:
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New photo blog?
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Don’t feel bad. I had been very neglectful of my blogger buds for the last few weeks. Not on purpose, just life happens.
And I do know what one of those is! And I can NOT wait.
:martini: :nana: :martini:
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Did I see Blogger Bob???
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I know I know… you’re going to school to study taxidermy!!
I can see it in the clues…
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You’ve been at a spa de-stressing and eating frosting?
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AmyD: are you suggesting there’s something wrong with my boobs?
hellohahanarf: OK, you guessed ONE of them. Belly button… think NAVEL…
Angel: Oh FUCK. NO. Please God No. Especially not since I’m home sick to day with an upset stomach.
No.
turnbaby: and that’s really all that matters.
Selma: I wish. I don’t actually own Purple Rain.
Mr. Fab: well, I don’t eat much dairy because I’m lactose intolerant…
but, no.
I already have balls. I think a penis would just get in the way of using them correctly.
Amber: it’s not! I promise!
avitable: yeah, more than I am doing anything else. Have I said thank you yet?
Kimberly: to be fair – there are MULTIPLE answers… so you might have been.
Hilly: No. Two and done is good enough for me.
Trishk: actually, you got a couple things right in all that.
You’re such a good stalker. :heartbeat:
Finn: just you.
Kat Campbell: he’s the NSFW version I think.
Doug: kind of. Sort of. Partly.
Can you use avocados in a facial?!?!
CMG: you are always so smart and levelheaded, you know? Sometimes I wish I was like that.
maninthekitchen: oh. dear. God. No. The world is not ready for pictures of me naked.
Poppy: that is actually a very good guess.
Although, I don’t have the skill or attention span for a photo blog. My pictures mainly suck.
themuttprincess: I haven’t forgotten you.
metalmom: You did!
RW: I know I look like roadkill with no makeup… but, no. Good guess though.
Absurdist: fuck I wish.
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Lipo??
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Im so sorry, I meant lasik…..I need the lipo!! BAD!
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I know you haven’t.
But I would let you know if you possibly did.
:whip:
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A new blog with advice on cooking and cosmetics…and little cardboard men riding around on vaccuum cleaners.
Or else Devin and Emma are starting their own blog to give us the inside scoop on you, since you’re so secretive and all
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Ok, I think I’ve got this figured out. Since we were planning on meeting in February, and here it is, February… You’ve found a spa that has daycare where we can drop off the kids, let them start their life long friendship, and we’re going to get facials… and then you’re going to blog about how wonderful I am.
Am I right? I am aren’t I.
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P.S. how do I get a picture up by my name? I want one, and I think I’ve got a good idea for one.
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Hmmm…I thought Spa Day, but no, you’re poor like me, so that’s out. But…I think you’re going away somewhere without the kids and hubby (hence Emma cooking, husband doing housekeeping) and it’s somewhere that has avocados — California, perhaps??
Since it’s California you’ll need to be bathing-suit ready, so that explains the after-shave balm. And…I think it’s for business, so of course you want to be presentable (facial, hair and makeup, etc).
Am I close?
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All the talk about facials is getting me turned on.
I think you are making a new template. Because you’re pregnant.
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Not pregnant? No, then you’ve figured out how to clone little Avitables by using avocados and chafing cream to take over the world. The medicines are what we will all need to take to accept the manner of your rule, the rest are images we will be worshipping soon? Oh, and a new template?
hgreatone:
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um…you’re making guac with chaffing lotion?
did i win?
where’s my prize?
:help:
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I am going to guess something with sex.
No?
Hmm…
I think I need to get laid.
Can’t wait for the correct answer!
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Dude…phone dialing fingers work in Deltona, too. Or so I hear…
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Just Me: unfortunately, I do not qualify for Lasik. Too big of pupils or some shit.
And lipo… well…. no. But yes, I probably should. LOL
y not i: who needs a new blog for that?!
Allyson: well… shit.
Mrs RW: no, not even close. LOL My work is not exotic enough to include travel.
Nobody™: I AM NOT PREGNANT!!!!
Bec : yes, that’s it exactly.
Stephanie: you’re half right.
Sybil Law: isn’t it always about sex?
DeannaBanana: I know. I suck.
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All I can say is that avacado better be for the recipe I sent you beotch. heh. :lmao:
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