Archive for February, 2008

Tuesday, February 19th, 2008

Why This Zoo Hater Is Now An Official Annual Member

Quick reminder! The Worst Contest Ever ends tonight at 12pm EST. Get your entries in so I can give away some prizes!
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I hate the zoo.
Hate, hate, hate, hate, haaaaate. The zoo.
My hatred of the zoo is so vehement that it has become one of those things that family legends and long running jokes [...]

48 Comments » - Posted in Photoshop is not an addiction, all in the family by Miss Britt

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Monday, February 18th, 2008

Yes, We Can

I rarely post viral videos.
It is unusual for me to repost someone else’s words. And there’s a good chance that you’ve already seen this anyway.
But if you haven’t, you should. I don’t care who you vote for. It doesn’t matter what your opinions are on the war or health care or social [...]

45 Comments » - Posted in On A Serious Note by Miss Britt

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Sunday, February 17th, 2008

The World’s Worst Contest!

I’ve decided Sunday will be Contest Day.
Of course, I decided this MONTHS ago and since then everyone and their fucking brother has been doing giveaways. DAMN YOU PEOPLE AND YOUR GENEROSITY!! You’re stealing my ju ju!!
(OK, I maybe thought of this like 8 days ago. But since then everyone and their fucking [...]

67 Comments » - Posted in Blogging Junk, contests by Miss Britt

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Saturday, February 16th, 2008

100 Things: Part 2

Over the next several weeks I’m going to be sharing with you a little more about myself (because sometimes I just don’t feel like you know enough about me) in the form of a “100 Things” list.
Or, rather, 10 Lists of Ten Things That Eventually Add Up To 100 Things About Me. But that [...]

27 Comments » - Posted in 100 things, Blogging Junk, It's All About Me, Meme's and crap by Miss Britt

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Friday, February 15th, 2008

Would You Call Me A Whore If I Couldn’t Hear You?

Let me preface this by saying that this is not a rallying cry for you to defend me. I whole heartedly appreciate your tendency to do so when the situation warrants it, but this is not one of those moments.
I’d honestly like to hear your opinion. Give it to me straight. I [...]

87 Comments » - Posted in Bitching Again, Blogging Junk by Miss Britt

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Thursday, February 14th, 2008

Remember When

“I remember the first time I laid with you like this…”
His voice cut through the darkness and the muffled sounds of two people kissing.
My heart swelled with such force that it instantly became difficult to catch my next breath. In the blink of an eye, the entire world fell away and there was nothing [...]

41 Comments » - Posted in my husband wishes I was a private person by Miss Britt

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Wednesday, February 13th, 2008

Miss Britt Defined*

*alternate title: I told you I get bizarre ass hate like email!
Apparently there is a real live Mr. Britt. (As opposed to the Mister Miss Britt whose name is not at all actually Mr. Britt. (Except that it totally is Mister Miss Britt. You know it is.))
And I have made him feel sad [...]

69 Comments » - Posted in It's All About Me by Miss Britt

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Tuesday, February 12th, 2008

Miss Britt’s Valiant Triumph Of Guac!

There is a nasty rumor going around that I don’t know how to make Guacamole.
And, OK, so my last attempt didn’t end… um… well. I’ll give you that.
But! Since then! I have been redeemed!
No, really. I totally know how to make Guacamole now.
(you, stop snickering, I will show you…)
Allow me to [...]

48 Comments » - Posted in It's All About Me, Photoshop is not an addiction by Miss Britt

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Monday, February 11th, 2008

How To Kill My Boss. (Allegedly)

Is there any better follow up to a Friday post about the sanctity of life than a Monday post about your elaborate plans to get away with murder?
I think not.
And whose demise are we fantasizing about today?
Well, in honor of the return of the work week, it seems only fitting to share with you my [...]

46 Comments » - Posted in It's All About Me, The Office, stuff I'll have to remember in Confession by Miss Britt

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Saturday, February 9th, 2008

100 Things: Part 1

With the redesign of the new template, the old 100 things list is gone. And really, it needed to go. It was out of date and blah blah boring zzzz blah.
So I’ve decided to regale you all with a fresh! new! 100 random things about me!
Over the next several weekends, I’ll share 10 [...]

23 Comments » - Posted in 100 things, It's All About Me, Meme's and crap, all in the family by Miss Britt

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