Before I forget, there is something very important going on this weekend - and I need your help to make it marvelous.
I am going to be a star.
I’m finally getting my big break.
Mr. Fabulous has graciously invited me to co-host his BlogTalkRadio show. And it’s not just any show. Oh no. I am much too an important a guest for that.
It’s The Big One Year Anniversary Show!
The show is at.. um… frantically searches for engraved invitation… fuck… um… HA! Found it!
The show is this Sunday, July January 27th at 7:00pm EST.
Go here now and bookmark it. Add it to your calendar. Cancel your family game night, and be there!
No, seriously. You have to be. I promised Fab I would bring the goods - I’m assuming by “goods” he meant you.
So you have to come listen. And login to the chat. And OMG you can call and TALK to me!! Haven’t you ALWAYS wanted to TALK to me!?!?
Oh shut up, you have to.
SERIOUSLY though, I need your help.
It’s an hour long show, and I have no clue what I’m going to talk about. None. And I sure as shit can’t leave Fab in charge of my big debut.
So tell me, dear Internet, what would you like to hear me discuss on The Big One Year Anniversary Show?
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I have to wash my hair that day. I’ll try to make it if that doesn’t take too long.
Britt, I hate to tell you this but I am pretty sure that “goods” meant “boobs.”
Or he took all that shit on my blog about you being a marketing legend seriously.*
*Joke, seriously. Joke. She fucking sold CAR insurance to a BLIND lady. Oh shit. I did it again. Now she’s going to kill me for sure.
Hey I thought you were already a Star.
July 27th?
Did I just lose 6 months of my life or is that a typo?
Have a fun time!
Wait, it was just an engraved invitation?
Not a jewel encrusted golden engraved invitation???
You are too good to him. I know your gonna rawk it.
Yaaaaaaaay!!!!! Looking forward to catching this one live.
PS -
“SERIOUSLY though, I need your help.”
No you don’t. The hour will flyyyyyyyyy by, I promise. You and Fab have plenty to talk about even if everyone forgets how to dial a phone because they’re too enthralled with what you’re saying.
If we’re the goods, you are in trouble.
Why don’t you talk about the nuances of your hair?
You are already a HUGE star. The fact is, I am probably going to be so in awe of you being on the show that I will probably forget to give any prizes away.
When it comes to you, we are talking blogging mega-wattage.
*nod nod nod nod*
I wouldn’t miss y’all talking for an hour for anything!
It’s gonna be GREAT!!
As soon as the rug rats go to bed at 7, I’ll be there, hon! Have fun!
I am so glad that this is one of the Sundays that I can actually listen live!!! Maybe I’ll call in if the phone lines aren’t COMPLETELY jammed!
That’s great! If you do Fab’s show a couple of times you’ll be ready to go on Howard Stern!
I’ll be there for sure. Just don’t let him talk about your vagina. He has an envy so deep that he can go on about it for days! :yuck:
I can wait to chat!
You could always talk about how amazing I am
That’s a topic that goes on for hours!!
I’ll definitely attempt to be there! I don’t think I’ll have anything better to do, so ya. I’ll be calling in…hehe
Personally, I think you should talk about the “I hate Miss Britt” pins. Why did they make them? How many people had them? Were they pink? What font did they use? Did you steal one to put in your memory box? I’m intrigued. I wish I had been popular enough for people to organize their hate for me so. mostly I just got rumors of doing inapproprite things in rest rooms.
Sheeeiitt.. Does this mean I have to some out of my self-imposed hermit status to talk about vaginas and hysterectomies again? Crap.
Oh and since I have been flitting in and out of blog world, please e-mail me the following information:
1. Name, rank and serial # of the dude who is talking smack about you
2. Location of aforementioned dude at the end of October 2008
3. Find out if a Louisville Slugger is considered a felonious weapon in the state of Florida
Happy belated birthday darling!
ADW
I am in awe.
I bet he will have more listeners than he ever dreamed of, having you there an all.
I won’t be able to listen. Any way you can record it and post it here for a later date??
Pretty please??!!
avitable: that’s cool - I don’t need you hogging my spotlight anyway.
AmyD: LOL, whatever he meant, are you going to be there at 4pm your time this Sunday, bitch?
Aargh: I thought so too. But so far, the paparazzi says no.
teebopop: shit.
NYCWD: do you think it’s too late to demand an upgrade???
Poppy: I hope so - I’m not usually too great spur of the moment.
The Absurdist: I could do that, actually. For hours.
Mr. Fab: Is this your way of telling me that you don’t have a plan?
Fuck.
Turnbaby: even though I am late for your show ever. single. week. You’re such a doll!
CMG: thank you! Bring topics - apparently we’re “winging it” and will need help.
Hilly: oh that would be awesome! Thank you!
Jay: I’m going to need a boob job before I do Stern I think.
metalmom: I have to have the most talked about, underused vagina in the world, I swear.
Sarcastica: we could actually, and how we hope you’ll remember us when you’re Bloggie Famous. ;-)
Allyson: ugh, I don’t know if there’s a way to spin that story funny.
ADW: you’re alive!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And yes, it does mean you have to come out and play for an hour.
themuttprincess: I don’t know, Fab carries a harem wherever he goes.
Rachel: I don’t think I can talk about archive possibilities until after the live version.
Ratings and all.
Well, *ahem* you’ve probably never listened before, but I always wing it, and it’s always GOLD, baby! :sex012:
It’s Fab…
It’s fun…
Mrs. Fab is in the background…
The chat room will love you.
The callers will love you.
You will be fine.
If there is even the hint of a dull moment ask Fab if he’s recovered from his fingering incident. Or, ask him about his feet. That works too.
How about talking about the fact that there are 19 million more Mexicans living in poverty in Mexico now than when NAFTA went into effect to help build the economy to the South but resulted in tens of millions of people making an exodus into this country for a shot at a living wage?
Or…
Both chicks and men can have boobs. Why are they delightful on the women yet repulsive on the dudes? Discuss
Hmmm… That’s 10:00pm in Germany, so I might actually be able to listen LIVE for once! Sweet!
How could I miss, having just survived a near-death experience? (Could the post title have been more perfect?)
Hey, I thought you were going to do funny today!
Mr. Fab: I have to listened! Sheesh.
Poppy: LOL, thanks.
Y2k Survivor: I’m going to have to research for this, aren’t I?
Dave2: YAY!!
jflins: heh, this wasn’t funny?
Hey! That’s just a clever attempt on your part to get me to take my shirt off. I know you and your slick seductive ways where you take young middle aged innocents like me and use them for your own amusement then discard them like litter along the highways where semi-reformed criminals will come along later with their uber cool orange jump suits and pointy sticks to eh… well… er… I am sure there should be a point to this metaphor, and maybe THAT could be your discussion topic!
Oh yeah! The point is I don’t disrobe for nobody lady!! Usually…. Generally… when Mrs. Y2K is watching (pssssst! I.M. me later… after she’s left the room)
Damn it! And I would have gotten away with it too, if it wasn’t for you pesky kids…
Nothing to talk about? Oh c’mon, you’ll think of something. I can’t believe YOU have nothing to say. hehehe. I mean, you remark from time to time here that you have nothing to say, but that doesn’t stop you being prolific. You could talk about your boobs, or your husband, or how some guy gave you a really bitchin’ avacado recipe once… you know, just suggesting. heh