It’s day 2 of Mah Birthday Week!
That means, of course, that I’m fresh out of original ideas and have moved on from stealing memes to stealing vlog ideas.
Mr. Fabulous featured Mrs. Fabulous, who shared 7 odd things about him.
Avitable took it a step further by getting Mrs. Avitable on camera to share 7 odd things about him.
And now, I bring you Mister Miss Britt, live and on camera, sharing 7 Things The Internet Doesn’t Know About Miss Britt.
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1. What about the noise when you smoke? How could he leave that out?
2. I won’t let you fall asleep when I’m over and you’re watching a movie. Fuck that shit.
3. I have never seen someone so small eat so very, very much.
4. See? He knows how manipulative you are, too!
5. Sigh.
6. This is why I love to rub my nasty feet on you when we take smoke breaks during the day.
7. You’re a fucking pitbull of loyalty!
Yeah, she is a cunt. Stupid shut-in.
And I can’t believe you put him on the spot like that! You’re such a fucker.
January 15th, 2008 at 12:19 am
Hey, Britt! Just wanted to say thanks again for understanding me over at Fab’s. It meant a lot to me.
And ROFL @ your subtitle! I love it!
I’d download the YouTube video but it takes me forever since I’m on dial-up (I know…I’m such a computer loser).
Happy birthday!!
January 15th, 2008 at 12:27 am
FUNNY! FUNNY wasn’t on the list!
Mr Miss Brit is definately a keeper. I married a guy who makes me laugh on a daily basis and we’ve been together for 33 years!
Greetings from A. Springs !!
January 15th, 2008 at 12:31 am
“My responses really make the show.”
hahahahahaha!! You kill me.
January 15th, 2008 at 1:03 am
Oh… oh, how I love Jared. Can he come over for a beer? Puh-leeeeeze?
(she is. She really really is.)
January 15th, 2008 at 2:40 am
I had to come out of the closet and comment. The line “It’s too late to play the sexy card” made me laugh out loud! On a dark, cold, wintery, English morning that was just what I needed - thanks!
Oh and Happy Birthday!!
January 15th, 2008 at 3:39 am
LOL Awesome!
And Penelope totally beat me to the punch on “too late to play the sex card”
Awww Y’all are so sweet together!
January 15th, 2008 at 3:44 am
My husband wanted to know why the computer was making weird noises - I had to turn the volume up to hear Mr Britt which meant every time you laughed the cd’s rattled on top of my speakers…
Happy Birthday week!
January 15th, 2008 at 4:00 am
You guys are absolutely awesome!
Clearly I am the last blogger who can’t edit a video. I am gonna knuckle down and learn that damn program this weekend. You can’t even sign into trivia, and you can do it!
January 15th, 2008 at 6:34 am
Wait a minute. No one told me that I get to celebrate MY birthday for an entire week!
Somebody’s been holding out on me!
It’s not too late, right? I can start today (my birthday is the 19th) and go a couple of days after. Is that ok?
Who wrote the fucking rules and didn’t post them.
Miss Britt, was that YOUR job?
Well, Happy Birthday in case I don’t get around back this way again this week. I’m guessing you’re a LOT younger than I am.
I’m old. Older than age spots. So old that you can pull my skin away from my hand because it’s so elastic.
You, on the other hand, are this young spring chickie. And no, I have no birthday advice that will help you prevent YOUR skin from pulling away from your hand when you get to be my age.
You’re on your own kiddo.
January 15th, 2008 at 6:42 am
At least you didn’t make him wear the bonnet!
January 15th, 2008 at 8:19 am
See. This is why I keep coming back. You always deliver.
Also, my birthday is Sunday. I clearly remember holding onto mom’s fallopian tube just long enough to ensure that I arrived on the Capricorn/Aquarius cusp. I don’t actually place any weight on astrology, but figured it was as good a way as any to include the phrase ‘fallopian tube’ into a comment.
January 15th, 2008 at 8:55 am
Well i can see I’m going to have to look at this at home WHERE I HAVE SPEAKERS THAT WORK unlike here at work for God’s sake. I’ll be bahck…
January 15th, 2008 at 8:58 am
Cute.
I thought it was so cute that you said these are things that the “internet” doesn’t know about you. That you think of the “internet” as people. That’s so fricken’ cute.
Did you do this one by yourself? Or did you get Avi to help you with the special effects? You did a good job. Mr. Miss-Britt is so cute, and apparently, is shy talking to “the internet”.
:-)
January 15th, 2008 at 9:21 am
avitable:
1. There was a time limit.
2. You don’t love me like he does.
3. I am awesome, I know.
4. Apptitude and Execution are not the same thing.
5. The deepness is too much for you, I know.
6. Ew
7. True dat
Oh, pshaw, he loved it.
BlondeBlogger: what is this dial up of which you speak?
Little Miss Sunshine State: yeah, I don’t think he appreciates my sense of humor. LOL
Peggy:
They DO!
AmyD:
Oh sure, on his good days you love him.
Penelope: :wave: well hello! The closet is a cold dark place to be. You should come out more often.
Turnbaby: I think you have an affinity for duets of any kind. LOL
Dee: yeah, I know, between the shitty quality and me naturally being.. um.. louder than he is, it’s kind of ear splitting to listen to.
Mr. Fabulous: Windows Movie Maker, and it took me 90 minutes to do that 9 minutes of video last night. And several IM’s to Avitable.
teebopop: I’m not sure whose job that is. I jokingly celebrate the week because we don’t ever actually do much on the DAY.
NYCWD: Oh MAN!!! Why didn’t I think of that?!?!?!
Sir: LOL, I think that’s a first for fallopian here. Good job!
RW: oh dear God yes, and don’t use headphones, you’ll bust your ear drums.
The Absurdist: I did do it by myself!! And it only took me 90 minutes or so!! LOL
Mr. Britt clearly does not share my exhibitionist gene. But he’s a good sport, thank God.
January 15th, 2008 at 9:39 am
You two are so cute I think I’m going to be ill.
He and my husband should get together. They could just sit and not talk to each other all night.
January 15th, 2008 at 9:39 am
January 15th, 2008 at 9:51 am
8. When you get mad, you stick your little chin out.
9. You wrecked your first car (uh, mine)before you even had your driver’s license.
10. Your baby brother called you his “Udder Mudder” when he was a baby
11. You wanted to do hurdles in middle school so you learned to “four step” them instead of the traditional “three step” because your legs were so short. I think it was 4 - it might have been 5.
12. You’ve never had to get into an actual fight with anyone because your mouth convinced them that you were a lot tougher than you actually were. Remember Vaida?
January 15th, 2008 at 10:00 am
PS Everyone knows you get to celebrate your birthday for a week. And you start reminding people - including co-workers and mere acquaintances - about a month before so you make sure to get presents.
You go, girlie
January 15th, 2008 at 10:01 am
90 minutes? Fuck that. I don’t have that kind of time. It looked great, though!
January 15th, 2008 at 10:26 am
I totally am going to watch that when I get home!
January 15th, 2008 at 11:10 am
Miss Britt’s Mom:
You are so awesome! How about some embarrassing stories?
January 15th, 2008 at 11:26 am
Well I think you might be right *giggling*
And Britt’s mom–you continue to RAWK
I wrecked my first car too
January 15th, 2008 at 11:36 am
Mr Britt: Nice highlights! Also? Miss Britt and Bossy have many things in common. Most involve sleeping. And eating.
January 15th, 2008 at 12:33 pm
I LOVE the recap, and the music.
You guys are a perfect couple.
January 15th, 2008 at 1:21 pm
“what is this dial up of which you speak?”
ROFL! I also have a six inch cell phone with a big antenna and I wash my clothes on a washboard. (kidding, but I hope that was obvious, lol!)
But….I DO actually have a CD walkman and no Ipod. Did I just say that out loud?
January 15th, 2008 at 2:10 pm
Awwwww. Mr. Britt. Sorry she’s sucked you in, hon! But, nice highlights!
Awesome video post!
January 15th, 2008 at 2:57 pm
That was a much more cheerful version of Jared. Thanks for sharing him with us.
January 15th, 2008 at 4:26 pm
I think if your BEST thing is that you are loyal that is a VERY good best thing to have. Now let’s talk about curing all this giggling shit…
January 15th, 2008 at 5:04 pm
How is it that YOUR birthday week is all about US getting the presents….like this video?!?!?
January 15th, 2008 at 5:20 pm
Watching your video I couldn’t help but notice that opposites do attract. I too fall asleep after 20 minutes in the car and have since I was a baby. It must feel like being in the womb or something. Loved the subtitles!
January 15th, 2008 at 5:32 pm
That poor, poor man…
January 15th, 2008 at 6:04 pm
That was brilliant. You two are so gorgeous together. Awww. The subtitles were hilarious.
January 15th, 2008 at 9:17 pm
fucking crazy workday means i am now at home using borrowed/stolen internet access that is too damn slow to view this video. rrrrrr! me thinks tomorrow instead of drinking at happy hour i might schlep my ass to the wireless internet card store. (hey sprint, give a girl a good deal, k?)
can’t wait to see this video!
happy day two of celebrating you. you are worthy of celebration!!
January 15th, 2008 at 11:06 pm
p.s.
britt’s mom continues to rock
January 15th, 2008 at 11:13 pm
HAPPY BIRTHWEEK!
January 15th, 2008 at 11:57 pm
Happy Birthday Britt. I wish you many more. By the way, as I was looking at you, it appeared that you looked cross-eyed. Are you? Just wanted to know, it doesn’t mean anything.
Peace,
Raphosody
January 16th, 2008 at 12:20 am
Finn: when he’s not in front of the camera my husband can talk about nothing for DAYS.
Victoria: thank you!
Britt’s Mom: why can’t husbands be more like moms?
Mr. Fab: your videos are great without it!
themuttprincess: hope you get a chance and enjoy it!
The Absurdist: I don’t know if there are any embarrassing stories left to be told.
turnbaby: well, technically, it wasn’t really MY car. Like - at all.
BOSSY: we should have dinner. And make sure someone else is paying.
annie: yin and yang and fitting and all that.
BlondeBlogger: girl, you need to catch up!
CMG: I didn’t suck him anything. Oh, wait - that’s a different - um, never mind.
Poppy: I’d have to film him covertly to get the actual carefree outgoing Jared.
RW: giggling? That’s uproarious hyena laughter right there!
Hilly:
I’m a giver.
Summer: yes, indeed, Paula had a point.
Nobody™: oh pSHAW!
Selma: thank you - I’m glad the 90 minutes of screwing with it paid off.
hellohahanarf: you don’t pay for your internet?!?! :what:
Kristi: thank you
Raphosody: I have alternating myosomethingor other. It’s like a lazy eye. Kinda.
My parents died when I was 8, do you want to talk about that too?
January 16th, 2008 at 10:55 am
That was adorable. As, you, clearly are as well.
January 16th, 2008 at 2:10 pm
Glad you got to watch it. Thank you.
January 16th, 2008 at 2:15 pm
You guys are completely adorable! And yes, feet are totally sick.
January 17th, 2008 at 10:20 am