If you came by this morning you may have noticed I wasn’t here. Apparently my payment info got messed up with my hosting company and instead of emailing me they suspended my site. *sigh*
ANYway, now that I am “here”… I have to work.
I have loads and loads to tell you about a meeting I had this morning for my - oh, wait. No time. Tomorrow.
TODAY just let me say…
HAPPY 19th BIRTHDAY to my “baby” brother. It’s hard to imagine I was his age when I got pregnant and had my son. I emailed him this morning to remind him to wear a condom.
I’m such a good sister.
Ooooooh - here’s something fun!
I’m going to be redoing my blog soon sometime eventually. I need a new tag line.
Any suggestions?
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i’m in ur site
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Vaginas are funny and other stories
meeting? what meeting? meeting for what? hehe
i love your blog…it’s all comfy here. pretty, too. in fact i think i nominated your design over at that site jester sent me to. and this weekend i mentioned loving jesus but drinking a lot. gave you credit, though.
ah, fuck it. switch it up, just keep writing and i’ll be happy.
oh, and HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BROTHER!
enjoy.
and wrap that rascal.
HOLY HELL! I AM getting old. I do belive that he was just 9 when I met him, no wait maybe 10! Happy Birthday C!
“Short and sweet” - are you gonna punch me for that one?
“64 inches of pure sass!” - I’m assuming you’re 5′4″? 5′2″? 5′? Well, you’re at least 60-some inches.
That’s all I got. Now you’re probably going to ban me. Sigh.
I suck at tag lines, so I’m not even going to try. Happy Birthday to your brother. I think it’s really nice that you don’t want him to get AIDS, Hep C, Hep B, shall I continue? ;)
61.75 inches of pure sass!
There, updated with the proper number! :-)
Happy birthday to your brother! You ARE a good sister!
Wait? Did you buy him a box of condoms too?
Make yourself at home! Clean my kitchen.
Don’t bother me. I’m living happily ever after.
It’s ok if your normal – we can still be friends
Sanity is Back-Ordered. Sarcasm Is In Unlimited Supply
Blogging is just a side effect of my medication
Happy Birthday to your little bro!
I can’t wait to see the new look :)
“Sanity is Back-Ordered. Sarcasm Is In Unlimited Supply” I like this one.
Sass, class, and really large nipples.
Drunken kareoke never looked so good. :thumbsup:
“Two mirrors away from a threesome.”
“Yes, I do. Brass ones.”
“Like Barbie. With Balls.”
“.08 and raring to go”
“Is it nymphomania if it’s just me?”
“Snark personified”
“Less famous than Paris. More panties.”
“The best things to come out of Iowa since Herbert Hoover.”
“Fuck: it’s what for dinner” or “Fuck: the new white meat.”
“Don’t make me stab you”
“You must be this tall to ride” or “You must be this smart to ride”
“You’ll laugh, you’ll cry, you’ll send me gifts”
“I’ll say what you wouldn’t dare.”
“Oh yeah, I went there.”
“Taking blonde back”
“Blonde’s not a four letter word anymore”
“Contains small parts. May result in choking.”
“Clearly you’re retarded.”
“Smarter than Paris. Stronger than Hawking.”
“This will all be easier if you just admit that I’m right.”
“Your ass does look fat in those jeans.”
“I motivate with fear”
“Cutting people since before emo was cool”
“My husband would rather I knitted”
“Have you seen the horse I rode in on?”
“Absolut Sarcasm”
Vaginavitable.
(of course) :lmfao:
Oh, I think Avi’s “My husband would rather I knitted” is IT.
Maybe he IS funnier than me….
My favorite is “Contains small parts. May result in choking”, actually.
damn, avi, some of those were great! “I’ll say what you wouldn’t dare.” and “Clearly you’re retarded.” were my favorites.
wait, maybe “Yes, I do. Brass ones.” or “Like Barbie. With Balls.”
wait. fuck. so many good ones.
i think i need coffee.
:coffee:
“Better Living through Chemistry!”
I like “This will all be easier if you just admit that I’m right.”
:thumbsup: