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Archive for January, 2008
Thursday, January 31st, 2008
How To Woo Your Wife, The Princess: A Photo Essay
I don’t know if I’ve mentioned this, but I have two small children.
And my husband? He has the world’s shittiest work schedule.
And me? I’m kind of a needy, whiny bitch.
All of this is kind of a recipe for a Marriage Disaster, where no one wins and someone just doesn’t feel like it because [...]
44 Comments » - Posted in It's All About Me, Photoshop is not an addiction, all in the family, my husband wishes I was a private person by Miss Britt
Wednesday, January 30th, 2008
I broke it
Um… you can’t comment right now.
And you’ll see my posts in triplicate.
The mastermind who is going to be fixing it? Is out of the office until later tonight.
Frick frack fruck!
HA! It’s FIXED! And UPGRADED! And better than EVER!!! Thanks to the fantastical TopNCal, who upgraded me and fixed the nasty [...]
18 Comments » - Posted in It's All About Me by Miss Britt
Wednesday, January 30th, 2008
The RAP Sheet: Will You Be Next?
Blogging was made for bitching.
Whether it’s about slow drivers, unruly children, or spouses who can’t seem to pick up their own underwear, the blogosphere is constantly atwitter with our gripes. And while we would in no way suggest you stop bitching, once in a while it’s nice to stop and remember some of those [...]
19 Comments » - Posted in Blogging Junk, Meme's and crap, The RAP Sheet by Miss Britt
Tuesday, January 29th, 2008
Little Known Fact: My Job Sucks Ass
Alright, Internet. It’s been said that there isn’t anything you don’t know about me. My husband was hard pressed to come up with anything you wouldn’t already know about me, and all of you glorious listeners of the radio show had no questions for me because “well, um, you’re pretty honest Britt” - [...]
42 Comments » - Posted in Bitching Again, It's All About Me by Miss Britt
Monday, January 28th, 2008
Tomato, Tomahto
How do you pronounce Kegels? As in, the exercise?
I have gone my entire life pronouncing it KEE-gels. And I’ve probably said that word, out loud, in front of people, a million and two fucking times. No one has ever looked at me funny or gave any indication that anything was amiss.
And then, [...]
53 Comments » - Posted in Blogging Junk, It's All About Me, just rambling by Miss Britt
Sunday, January 27th, 2008
An Important Reminder
What are you doing tonight? Anything that can’t be TiVo’ed?
No! Of course not!
So put the kids in bed early, send the spouse off to clean out the junk room, and join me on The Airwaves!
7:00pm EST
6:00pm CST
4:00pm Pacific
Be there! Be loud! Be generous with your applause and accolades!
Click Right Here To [...]
10 Comments » - Posted in Blogging Junk, It's All About Me by Miss Britt
Friday, January 25th, 2008
Because I Didn’t Manage To Buy Presents
It’s no secret around the Internet that two of my best friends in the entire world are bloggers. If you’ve been reading here for any length of time, you already know that I absolutely adore Adam and Amy.
(If you’re new here - HI! Everyone, say “Hi” to the newcomers. “Hi Newcomers!”)
Here’s something [...]
31 Comments » - Posted in just rambling by Miss Britt
Thursday, January 24th, 2008
This Show Can’t Go On Without YOU
Before I forget, there is something very important going on this weekend - and I need your help to make it marvelous.
I am going to be a star.
I’m finally getting my big break.
Mr. Fabulous has graciously invited me to co-host his BlogTalkRadio show. And it’s not just any show. Oh no. I [...]
30 Comments » - Posted in Blogging Junk, It's All About Me by Miss Britt
Wednesday, January 23rd, 2008
It’s Long And It’s Ugly. Tomorrow I’ll Do Funny.
I am always surprised by hatred.
Anger, I get. Rage, I understand intimately.
But that personal hatred, that vile that some people carry around inside of them, it always catches me off guard. Specifically when I find myself the target of it.
My husband says I’m one of those people you either love or hate. [...]
92 Comments » - Posted in Blogging Junk, It's All About Me, On A Serious Note, just rambling by Miss Britt
Tuesday, January 22nd, 2008
These years
It’s supposed to be hard right now.
That’s what I keep telling my husband. When the hours get long and one day runs into the next and you long for a weekend that is gone before you realized it was here… I remind him, it’s supposed to be hard right now.
I remind myself as [...]
