Whew. I’m back. About 6 hours later than I had planned to be back, but I’m here. In my house.
And it is sooooo fucking WARM.
As in, Sweet Jesus Thank You For The Sunshine And We Should All Pray For Those Poor Bastards Up North, warm.
I have lots of stories to sort through [...]
We’re headed for the great Northern Tundra (otherwise known as Iowa).
And…
we’re not taking the computer.
We’ve got too much luggage, too many gifts, and too many travelers that will not be helping to carry.
So - MERRY CHRISTMAS!!
Happy Day After Christmas!!
and HAPPY DRUNKEN NEW YEAR’S EVE!
Don’t forget me while I’m gone.
I may have given the internet the impression that I like gifts. Maybe.
I may have made a joke or two about how everything has a price - especially my loyalty and affection. Perhaps.
I may have alluded a time or two to the fact that if you really like me you can shove your [...]
Someone please explain to me the mystery that is a two year old.**
(**this is a rhetorical statement)
Last Friday we went to Disney World for my son’s 8th birthday. Of course, we all went - including the two year old. Emma was the most excited about the upcoming run in with “Mittee Mouse”. [...]
Last night when I got home from work, I noticed something was… different.
Oooh! It’s a box! And look…
Whatever could it be?
Let’s open it and find out!
And in the box there was
No, really.
And inside the card… we have…
Awwww. Cards for everyone!
So, let’s get back to ME. It didn’t say “Miss Britt and [...]
So, I went to the doctor yesterday.
Although honestly, I use the term “doctor” very loosely. A very nice drug dealer would probably be more appropriate.
I sat in that little room with my husband absolutely terrified. I’m not sure of what. I guess I was afraid that they wouldn’t help, that they wouldn’t [...]
Oddly enough, I had this post written before Dawg added me to his List of Most Honest Bloggers of the year. The things I’ve discussed here lately have been called a lot of things - but “honest” is by far the most… um, honest.
Among the many emails I’ve received with encouragement and advice, some [...]
This is, by far, the worst video to ever be put on the internet.
The quality is horrible. It’s filled with um’s and uh’s and senseless rambling.
It is ridiculously boring and of absolutely no interest to anyone.
Unless you happened to be at Allen Hospital in Waterloo, Iowa on December 14, 1999.
P.S. Happy Birthday Devin.
I wrote this post yesterday afternoon, but I saved it to see how I felt about it this morning. (Which means this post is going to be a mess because I apparently do not have a future as an editor.)
Part of this whole “depression” thing is that I don’t trust my thoughts or emotions [...]
I’ve stopped wearing make up almost entirely. I haven’t done my hair in two weeks. Most days I come to work wearing a T-Shirt and jeans. And not a cute vintage looking casual chic t-shirt - the same T-shirt I’m probably going to wear to bed later that night.
I know that’s no big deal for [...]