Archive for November, 2007

Friday, November 16th, 2007

every other post in my head is really long

Dear Head of Bath and Body Works Email Marketing,
Quit fucking with me.
I do not want your super soft socks.
I do not want your $12 candles.
I do not want your free shipping or new temptations shower gel or antibacterial soap (unless it’s $3 again).
All I want is the return of your semi-annual sale so that I [...]

25 Comments » - Posted in Bitching Again, It's All About Me, just rambling by Miss Britt

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Thursday, November 15th, 2007

Holy Scared Crapless

I’ve joined a dating site.
I mean, you know, kind of.
Technically, it’s a “social networking” site called Meetup.com. It’s organized by location and interests, and now that I live in a place where there are people, there are actually a few groups right here in my area.
We didn’t have anything like this back home, obviously. [...]

39 Comments » - Posted in It's All About Me, just rambling, the transplant by Miss Britt

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Wednesday, November 14th, 2007

Apparently The Dark Side DOES Have Cookies

It seems Hell has come to Orlando.
Or at least, that was my first thought when I started hearing all the “buzz” about a new IKEA opening up.
I hate IKEA. Hate. Loathe. The mere mention of the place causes me to wrinkle my brow and desperately try to hold back the bile that rises [...]

35 Comments » - Posted in It's All About Me, just rambling, the transplant by Miss Britt

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Tuesday, November 13th, 2007

It’s… um… better… kinda… sorta…

OK, fine! We’ll do a hair update.
For those of you who missed the Hate Crime Against Blondes - of which I was a victim, a quick review. (Although really, unnecessary. I think everyone had something to say about the hair. You guys wanna talk politics? Oh, no, so busy. But [...]

48 Comments » - Posted in Bitching Again, It's All About Me, Photoshop is not an addiction by Miss Britt

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Monday, November 12th, 2007

Girl Pride

I seldom miss an opportunity to pass on sexism and bigotry to my children. How else are they supposed to learn how to quickly stereotype people if they are not taught at an early age?
Take for example, the other day.
The kids and I were driving back home from grocery shopping and had just pulled [...]

19 Comments » - Posted in all in the family, just rambling by Miss Britt

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Friday, November 9th, 2007

Mystique

God I hope I spelled that right.
Remember the other day when I casually made mention of a post including fat rolls? The thing is, I was serious.
Wait, wait, hear me out.
See, I have a post written - hanging out in the back room - entitled “I Am Not A Succubus”. And it’s basically [...]

47 Comments » - Posted in Blogging Junk, It's All About Me, just rambling by Miss Britt

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Thursday, November 8th, 2007

Channeling Brit-Brit and Jessica Simpson. And not in a good way.

A few days ago I decided it was time for a change. My dishwater roots were starting to take over my brassy brilliantly blonde ends, and I was definitely due for a cut.
I had been dragging my feet since the move because new hair stylists scare me. I loved my hair chica back [...]

56 Comments » - Posted in Bitching Again, It's All About Me, Photoshop is not an addiction, the transplant by Miss Britt

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Wednesday, November 7th, 2007

Fuck you. Yes, you.

I have fifty fucking ideas for posts rattling around in my head.
One of them involves pictures of my talking fat rolls.
I wonder if that’s really a good idea.
Unfortunately, I have PMS.
Which means I can’t fucking concentrate on anything long enough to put together a truly brilliant post.
Except for PMS.
I could write a fucking novella on [...]

26 Comments » - Posted in Bitching Again, It's All About Me, just rambling by Miss Britt

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Tuesday, November 6th, 2007

Relentless

Someone told me once that they didn’t think children really had individual personalities. They were apparently under the impression that personalities came much later with age and that, for the most part, kids are kids.
Oh shit, I wish.
It would be so much easier when dealing with multiple children (shut up, two counts as multiple, [...]

35 Comments » - Posted in Bitching Again, all in the family, just rambling by Miss Britt

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Monday, November 5th, 2007

Pee, Smoke, And Get Yourself A Refill… this is going to take a while

Soooo… I am an ignorant ass.
And worse? I have been ignorant to my ignorance. And worse still? I have been passing on my ignorance in the form of parental wisdom!
And I’m not talking about the little Piggy who ate pork chops.
Worse.
Apparently, Jews are not “pretty much like Christians, except they don’t believe [...]

25 Comments » - Posted in On A Serious Note, just rambling by Miss Britt

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