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Archive for November, 2007
Friday, November 30th, 2007
Trick question
POP QUIZ:
Is this a cute picture*, or what?
ANSWER:
Fuck. No.
And NOT because…
The Packers lost last night to the most hated Cowboys AND Brett Favre aka The Future Mr. Miss Britt got hurt, pretty badly.
And it’s not really cool to wear the team jersey the day after a bad loss - even if they are matching.
Or the [...]
55 Comments » - Posted in Bitching Again, It's All About Me, Photoshop is not an addiction, all in the family by Miss Britt
Thursday, November 29th, 2007
It’s The Thought That Counts
Dear Potential Recipients of Gifts From Miss Britt Who Are Not My Children Or My Parents,
Clearly, you are confused.
You see, when I say “what do you want for Christmas?” or “do you have any gift ideas?” - I don’t actually want to know what about your heart’s one desire. This is Christmas, not The [...]
25 Comments » - Posted in Blogging Junk, It's All About Me, just rambling by Miss Britt
Wednesday, November 28th, 2007
Doomed
Sometimes I like to be funny.
But sometimes, as in recent posts, there is serious business that needs to be discussed.
Today I bring you the most desperate issue to date. An issue that must be addressed. An issue that you can do something about.
Brace yourselves… steady your stomachs… and feast your eyes on this:
47 Comments » - Posted in Bitching Again, Photoshop is not an addiction, just rambling by Miss Britt
Tuesday, November 27th, 2007
A Glass House With A View
In my younger years, I was a judgmental bitch.
You could easily measure the starkness of my own black and white morality against my mother’s rather colorful “perception is reality” view of life. As she tried to explain to me why this wayward friend and that misguided castoff was joining us for the holidays and [...]
56 Comments » - Posted in Bitching Again, Blogging Junk, On A Serious Note, just rambling by Miss Britt
Monday, November 26th, 2007
Kicking Off The Holidays: A Photo Essay
Doesn’t “photo essay” sound so grown up?
ANYway, we celebrated a magnificent Thanksgiving with our friends Deanna and Lee. And while I could have been all sad that I was spending my first Thanksgiving without family, surrounded by a bunch of people who normally give thanks in October - I was too busy being overwhelmed [...]
40 Comments » - Posted in Photoshop is not an addiction, all in the family, the transplant by Miss Britt
Friday, November 23rd, 2007
Phew!
Yep, that pretty much sums up how we all feel here after hours and hours of stuffing our faces.
Especially those of us who are unable to stop putting food in our mouths, long after our stomachs have warned us that THERE IS NO ROOM, GOOD GOD WOMAN - PUT. DOWN. THE PIE!!!!
I plan to spend [...]
38 Comments » - Posted in just rambling by Miss Britt
Thursday, November 22nd, 2007
Thanksgiving post #345298901
Look! A Thanksgiving post! On Thanksgiving! With a creative title to boot!
(Who the hell says “to boot”?)
You know, I realize that a laundry list of “things I will thank the Gods Of Turkey for” is cliche and as overdone as the constant references to being sleepy from the tryptophan. I know.
But [...]
20 Comments » - Posted in It's All About Me, On A Serious Note, all in the family, my husband wishes I was a private person, the transplant by Miss Britt
Wednesday, November 21st, 2007
Trashy Kathy
PART ONE:
Contrary to recent evidence and now popular belief, I can cook.
In fact, I can cook quite well. I can make apple pie (which is completely different than apple crisp) and delicious cheesecake - from scratch. I can make homemade pasta - and not just the thick doughy egg noodles that work [...]
34 Comments » - Posted in Bitching Again, It's All About Me, just rambling by Miss Britt
Tuesday, November 20th, 2007
What’s the price for magic? No, seriously. I need a rate here.
My son finally lost his first tooth. About a month before his 8th Birthday.
Apparently he’s like the last kid in the whole wide world to lose a tooth. As his mother, I am totally cool with him hanging on to his baby teeth for as long as possible. I am also now [...]
54 Comments » - Posted in Bitching Again, all in the family, just rambling by Miss Britt
Monday, November 19th, 2007
Where the fate of your dessert is a metaphor for your entire life.
Sunday was The Day. The Day I was headed out for my first meetup.
I’ll admit, I was nervous. And although I had received a few emails and comments from a couple of women involving the words “beer and wine” and “bitches that rock” and “fuck shit damn hell” - I kind of half [...]
