About 15 times before lunch Every once in a while, I take a peek in my “back room” and checkout the blog stats. It’s usually mildly amusing to see who is looking up what to find me, where people came from, blah blah blah blah blah.
Although, to be honest with you. Not much really changes. The keyword most commonly used to find me is “computers internet blog”. Followed closely by various forms of “Fat Vagina”. (Ah, the Legacy. My kids will be so proud.)
But yesterday I logged in and saw this:
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Now, as I said - “computers internet blog”, and lots of vagina.
But do you see it? Do you see what made me absolutely cackle with delight?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! HA!
Now, if you’ll excuse me, I am off to find some pictures suitable for photoshopping. The people are clamoring, and I must give them what they ask for!
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That is awesome. Someone out there had a hankering for some AmyD lovin’!
October 24th, 2007 at 9:52 am
That is hilarious!
I hope you have some really good pics to use!
October 24th, 2007 at 10:02 am
:lmfao: that is too damn funny….surprised it didn’t say avi porn!
October 24th, 2007 at 10:50 am
the things folks search for never ceases to amaze me!
October 24th, 2007 at 10:52 am
You mean I can get that?
October 24th, 2007 at 11:08 am
You said you were going to do it… and I almost didn’t believe you. *sigh* It’s almost as bad as people finding my blog by searching for pigfucking whore. THANK YOU AVITABLE!
:doh:
October 24th, 2007 at 11:18 am
That’s too funny!
October 24th, 2007 at 12:53 pm
It’s not funny!!! Someone out there thinks I do PORN!!!! Ack!!! Not funny!!! Not funny!!!
October 24th, 2007 at 12:59 pm
That is hilarious!!!
oh–so sorry AmyD but
LOLOLOL
October 24th, 2007 at 1:30 pm
While Im sure AmyD porn is interesting and search worthy, Im curious…what the FUCK is a soggy waffle game??
October 24th, 2007 at 2:28 pm
I’m glad DeannaBanana asked… I was too scared! :confused:
October 24th, 2007 at 3:47 pm
You know Britt… (and OMG, WHY am I commenting on your blog so much today) you could have at least put up a disclaimer saying that I do NOT do porn. I mean… that would have been nice. You know… so that poor RW wouldn’t be disappointed like I’m sure he is now.
October 24th, 2007 at 3:59 pm
Amy, you mean you don’t do porn anymore.
I mean, AmyD porn is a well-known commodity everywhere. I think that every boy and girl should experience AmyD porn at some point in their life.
October 24th, 2007 at 4:02 pm
Does the ‘D’ stand for dolphin? :whistle:
October 24th, 2007 at 4:08 pm
:what: ADAM HEATH AVITABLE!!!! I have never done porn. Eeek. I’m not saying I’ve never watched porn, I’m not even saying that I’ve never acted like a porn star (in a very private setting) all I am saying is that at no time has anyone recorded me in a pornographic manner.
Unlike some people who shall remain nameless of course.
October 24th, 2007 at 4:10 pm
Sweet!
Although I have to ask… what the fuck is a fat vagina?
October 24th, 2007 at 4:29 pm
avitable: don’t we all?
themuttprincess: i’m getting new ones as we speak…
deb: no one has to SEARCH for Avi porn. He sends it out in mass emails.
hellohahanarf: i know, very odd
RW: for a price, my dear, you can get anything…
AmyD: hey - you keep that pigeffing shit over on YOUR blog!
Cheri: :lmfao:
AmyD: he he he he, when you say it that way, it is VERY funny!
Turnbaby: I know!
DeannaBanana: and more importantly, where the FUCK is it mentioned on my blog?!?!
Sheila: sadly, I have no answers.
Although, I do know something about soggy crackers, I think. No. Wait. Biscuit maybe??
AmyD: I coooouuuld…. but that would detract from the ultimate goal, to be realized later this week
avitable: I agree. It’s good stuff!
Turnbaby: :lmfao:
AmyD: prude.
QofD: Oh my God. Are you unaware of my single greatest post ever and sadly, my one and only claim to fame??
*sigh*
Here you go…
http://miss-britt.com/2007/04/the-vagina-dialogues-please-no-pictures/
October 24th, 2007 at 4:46 pm
Hum… AmyD Porn, and just today she posted pictures of her playing with her *ahem* chinchilla. Coincidence? I think not.
October 24th, 2007 at 5:14 pm
ACK! Et tu Crazy Lady?
You are all committed to making me look like a bigger whore than Britt, aren’t you? :yuck:
October 24th, 2007 at 5:58 pm
What is AmyD porn? What’s a fat vagina? Why am I always the last to know these things?!!
:pissed:
J.
October 24th, 2007 at 7:43 pm
LMAO!!!
October 24th, 2007 at 8:37 pm
I wanna see some AmyD porn with soggy waffles and fat vaginas.
Can we arrange for that?
Britt babe, I need you to EMAIL me, puhleez!
certifiableprincess AT YAHOO DOT COM
October 24th, 2007 at 9:38 pm
Well, that is funny, but I’m really afraid to ask about the “girls playing soggy waffles game.” I bet it’s one of those SICK videos Avi is into, huh?
October 24th, 2007 at 10:29 pm
Hey girl. Thanks for bringing this plugin to my attention… I just set it up. Cool!
October 25th, 2007 at 5:43 am
Crazy Lady: I know. She’s hard to tone down.
AmyD: for the record, I AM NOT A WHORE! Sheesh.
HoosierGirl5: I’m not really sure what AmyD porn is, although I have my suspicions.
And re: Fat Vagina - I posted a link earlier in the comments to what is now known as The Vagina Post.
Jen:
CP: curiosity peaked, email sent!
annie: probably.
The Absurdist: :confused:
October 25th, 2007 at 8:31 am
OK OK not I am off to your archives because one of the boxes said “vagina pictures.” I thought all you offered was BOOBS!
October 25th, 2007 at 11:35 am