I have in my hot little hand here (when I’m not typing, that is) my recipe for a dip that will put any guacamole recipe to shame. It has many of the same ingredients, but it’s so much better that here’s two things that have happened when I’ve made it in the past:

1) The bowl of my dip is empty – always – way before the bowls of guacamole or onion or ranch dip surrounding it.

2) I’ve been asked to withhold the dip till after dinner because it’s so freaking good that the host(ess) gets frustrated over everyone being too full on the dip to eat the meal (s)he prepared.

Drop me a line if you want to know how to make it. Then beware: it’s actually healthy if eaten in reasonable amounts, but the only way to regulate how much of it you eat is in how much of it you decide to make.

Y2K: LOL, glad to ease your mind.

Rhys: I don’t know. But my son already tries them on.

CP: oh dear God no. I slept/lounged ALL DAMN DAY on Sunday!!

(love you too!)

Lisa: well CLEARLY you are far more productive than me.

Amber: yeah, that’s kind of why I haven’t gotten serious about quitting yet.

I guess if you were… you know… Superwoman all that might happen in the near future!!!

Pace yourself, woman! You don’t give yourself nearly enough credit for all that you do. And you’ve only been living there for like, what, three months now or so? Everything will come together in due time. There’s only so much of you that can be spread and you’re spread pretty thin. It’s all good… your priorities will slowly get taken care of and then there will be a whole new list to take care of!

Breathe… relax… do the best you can and take each day as it comes. You’re doing a great job and I know that everyone is very proud of you. You’re one hell of an example as a woman, person, wife, and mother. Even though some days, it may not feel like it.

And uhm, the doctors say to not try and quit smoking when there’s a lot of stress going on in your life. I don’t know when the overwhelming amounts of stress will subside, but your chances of STAYING a quitter improve substantially when you quit and there’s not so much shit going on. Plus, you may lose your mind if you quit right now.

Just sayin’…

(not that I don’t want you to quit smoking. It’s very bad for you. And I’m a smoker too, so I do understand).

I cut off the hair…and love it.

Smoking? You don’t want me to go there but the Great American Smoke-out is in November…that the American Cancer Society’s thing. Might be a good day to aim for. Just saying.

Guacamole…girl. I have a kick ass recipe and I’m retarded in the kitchen. It’s the food processor that’s killing you. JUST SAY NO!

I’ll get the recipe to you. I even make my own freakin’ tortilla chips. Oh yeh! or Ole!

No f’in way am I working out…just start walking. Walking is better than nothing. Take some time like lunch time. Avitable gives you lunch time right?

Redoing the blog? Ugh, I did that this weekend and moved to a new domain. Oye. Didn’t you just do that a few months ago? There’s nothing wrong with your blog.

*a very hung over*

CP.