Blog Post Archives for October, 2007

Who Wants A Ride On The Crazy Express?

by Miss Britt on October 17, 2007 40 Comments »

I suck at marriage.
I worry sometimes that I am genetically doomed and incapable of having a successful relationship. Between my parents and my grandparents, there are 6 separate divorces*. I’m afraid sometimes that my childhood declarations that I was “never going to get married!” were actually an early sign that I was truly [...]

If I tried to give this a title it would be even more maudlin and annoying

by Miss Britt on October 16, 2007 34 Comments »

It doesn’t matter what the fight was about.
It doesn’t matter if it was stupid, or silly, or blown out of proportion. It doesn’t matter if it was about the garbage or a bill or an unintentional word that made me feel stupid.
It doesn’t matter whose “fault” it was.
For me, what matters, is how you end [...]

How Miss Britt Does Date Night: A Photo Essay

by Miss Britt on October 15, 2007 28 Comments »

Saturday we had our first official Date Night with Other Grown Up Couple.
First, meet Hubby’s Date Deanna’s Husband:

The Husband liked his Man Candy Lee was very nice and got along well with Husband:

Initially Lee was resistant to Husband’s advances hungry, so we plied him served food:

and more food…

Of course, you cannot get into Lee’s pants [...]

We’re not swingers, we just play one on TV

by Miss Britt on October 12, 2007 27 Comments »

My husband and I have a date tomorrow night.
Not with each other, of course, because that would require a babysitter - and to date the only sitter we’ve found is available in like 75 minute increments.
No, no, better than spending a night gazing into each other’s eyes, we have a date with another couple.
I am [...]

Aren’t you glad you don’t spend the night?

by Miss Britt on October 11, 2007 40 Comments »

Dear World Wide Wisdom,You have been given a mission.
Should you choose to accept this mission, you will be asked to go where few men have gone before. You will see things no man, woman or child should ever see. There is a chance, brave World Wide Wisdom, that you will be forever changed [...]