First - the doctor thing is temporarily a non issue.
My husband just found out this morning - after much poking and prodding on my part - that our health insurance does NOT take affect for another four months. Which would have been nice to fucking know when I was filing out all that paperwork that had to be done right fucking now!!. And also? Before I canceled the kid’s previous insurance. But that’s OK. Things like “when does this take affect” aren’t normal questions that grown ups normally ask anyway, right?
I’m sorry, WHY again do I have anger issues?
Second - can we please talk about something else? For a little bit? All of your advice and comments were so much appreciated (except for the dick who warned me my affair with Avitable was imminent). But I think we could ALL use a change of scenery, right?
So. Um. Yeah. Let’s talk about Britney. No, wait, fuck - already been done. Every fucking where! (Plus, I’m a little scared of that LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE! guy.)
How about how OJ keeps ending up in jail? What? He’s out already? Dammit. You have to get on this shit quick!
Shit. Clearly, I can’t do celebrity gossip.
Quick! Look! Kiddie Pics!
*slithers off while Internet is distracted…*
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Yout daughter is absolutely adoreable and completely your twin. You son has your attitude it seems.
Your not off the hook on the doctor stuff though I will leave it alone!
And who said your affair with avi was imminent? I missed that. I thought it already happened!
First off your kids are GORGEOUS!! I can’t believe how much Emma looks like you…wow…a mini-miss britt!! :thumbsup:
OK.. no more hugs and good thoughts for you! You’re cut off…all you get now is
and :sex007:
We’ll get back to your regularly scheduled
and 
and maybe even 
after a short break.
Your kids are adorable!
They look like angels.
So, these will be “our” kids after the affair and subsequent adoption?
Can I rename them Thor and Wonder Woman?
Excuse me while I attempt NOT to rant and fume over the utter stupidity that surrounds you.
(counting from 10 backwards to 1 - that never works though)
Oh… those kids just get cuter all the time!
:pissed: :pissed: :pissed:
Awwwww they look cute… So when the affair between you and Avi finally is out in the open, FOR GOD SAKE, do not have him rename your kids… Just sayin’
Leave OJ alone!!! I’m sick of all these people who dare to criticize him. Last time I checked we live in a country where a man is innocent until prov–wait, what’s that?
Look, a pout! How goddman cute is that? What was I talking about?
debkitty: yes, my son is My Attitude personified.
pnbzmom: and see, I still don’t see the resemblance?!
Fogspinner: LOL, yeah, you can never get enough of that stuff!
themuttprincess: Oh that? That’s part of their evil plan.
avitable: you don’t get my kids unless I die, remember?
AmyD: Bravo Amy, Bravo! LOL
DutchBitch: Pfft. I didn’t even let my husband name these kids.
People in the Sun: well, that was obviously before Court TV!
YOU are a woman after my own heart, as always… The Ex had NUTTIN’ to do with naming The Kid…
LOVE the attitude pic! And LOL @ Avi.
ummm it’s Effect, not Affect. it takes effect later, which affects your life…
Cuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuute.
See, I think Emma looks like you. And, Devin has his dad’s coloring, but he SOUNDS like you and he does really exude your attitude and personality.
Emma… Emma is her own little person. Like Maggie. Only more devious.
DutchBitch: was there every any doubt?
Tug: well thankya!
Anonymous: it’s also “end paragraph, new paragraph” as opposed to “line break”.
But who really keeps track of this shit?
oh. heh. Hi there.
RW:
AmyD: Emma is more devious than Maggie?
I fear the only way to prove that is with a contest that would lead to the ultimate destruction of the world.
This is true. I say let’s not chance it. Let’s just award Emma the title since she is younger and will have the youthful advantage.
Very cute!!!
Ahhhhh…wake up, log on and get to see my grandbabies?
Is this heaven?
You have anger issues?!?!?!?!?!
:violent006:
The heck- I Know I posted more than the chainsaw. If it shows up to you, cool, if not, sorry for looking like a crazy.
AmyD: aww, but then I feel bad maggie doesn’t have a title.
NYCWD: thanks
Mom: AND? apparently? need to “settle down”.
Beth: well helLO crazy! lol - sorry, just chainsaw.
And yet - it works so well here…
Uh yes, well, that was already a problem since
“Unabomber” was already taken.
Hmm okay change of subject..
To Britt’s Mom: “My Grandkids are cuter than yours…”
http://www.shopamusings.com/
(I have two shirts already!!)
awww, what sweet little kiddos
That about sums it up, right?
Let’s talk about margaritas… That always seems to get my mind off things I really don’t want to talk about anymore. The drool helps too.
I would soooo much rather hear about your insurance doc stuff than celebrity stuff. ;)
Cute kids! Are you sure they’re yours? Maybe not, say, some supermodels?
Oh….I can totally tell that those two have LOTS of uhm….personality. LOL Wonder where they get that from, eh.
AmyD: :lmfao:
Crazy Lady in Vegas: well… cute anyway. Sweet? They have their moments. ;-)
tallyho: probably more accurately vice versa.
Tense Teacher: reminds me - need to find low carb margarita mix in this town…
QofD: you sayin’ I aint cute enough for these spawn? huh? are ya?
:-)
Kentucky Girl: splitting at the seams with it.
Pretty lady, you’ve got your hands full! I can see that — both of your kids exude so much attitude in those pix. Fun and BEAUTIFUL!
i have no desire to give birth. well, HAD no desire. now thinking i could have fun with names like thor and wonder woman kinda makes me rethink the whole no kids thing.
yours are beautiful, btw.