…and renewing your promise to yourself that THIS weekend you are REALLY going to sit down and flesh out all these funny ideas you have for posts. Ahead of time. So that NEXT week is a testament to your brilliant writing and creative genius and amazing gift for story telling.
But for now, we have memes.
Sarcastica tagged me with this little gem.
The Rules of this tag:
1. Link to your tagger and post these rules. 2. List ten (10) random facts about yourself.
3. Tag eleven people at the end of your post and list their names (linking to them).
4. These eleven persons would have to tag 12 people.
5. You could also tag back, if desperate !
4. Let them know they’ve been tagged by leaving them a comment on their blogs.
Rules are for suckers. SucKAHS!!! (yeah, sorry, I’m feeling urban today, I don’t know…)
Ten random things that I have probably already told you, or you assumed from reading my blog you never knew:
1. I hate feet.* Loathe feet. Especially men feet. Blech. Just… no. Do not put them on me because that is just weird for a man to put his feet on a chic. That’s unnatural, like, reverse spooning or something.
2. I wipe from the front. Only when I pee, of course. I always assumed EVERYONE wiped from the front because that’s how my mom did it (hi mom!), but – no. Most girls pick their butts up after they pee and wipe from the BACK.
3. I smoke exactly two cigarettes on my way to work. One immediately after dropping off the kids – which lasts all the way to the Interstate. And the other I light as I pull off onto my exit, which (if traffic plays along) last exactly as long as it takes me to get the rest of the way to work.
4. I get really neurotic about things like this. If traffic is particularly heavy and I finish my cigarette three blocks early, it bugs me.
5. I play with my bra straps constantly. By “play with” I mean constantly push them back up. I know, it’s annoying and disturbing and the subject of many “pet peeve” blog posts. I am yo fodder.
6. I have elaborate conversations with people in my head. Even you.
7. Sometimes I laugh out loud at something funny I said to you, in my head.
8. The reason I don’t get near enough done on Saturdays is not because I’m home alone with two kids. It’s because I’m usually on the phone until noon.
9. If I could change one thing about me it would be my eyes.
10. I still need a Halloween costume for this year. I have no idea what I want to wear. But I know it has to be cute – not goth.
*I love baby feet. Baby feet are obviously different. And pudgy. And cute. And OMG do you not just want to squeeze them and bite on them and – does this make me weird?
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I have conversations in my head with people too–some people I have never met either….. I am so glad I am NOT the only one who does this…..
I play with my straps of my bra only if I am wearing a crappy bra. I found via another blogger a wonderful Hanes no slip bra. If I remember, and if I can find it I will send you the link…..
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1. I hate evryone elses feet. Mine are awesome though.
2. Reverse wipers unite.
3. I have mixed feelings about car smoking..it makes my hair smell like an ashtray.
4. Your neuroses are quite charming.
5. We’ve already talked about the whole bra thing, over dinner last weekend.
6. Am I interesting in those conversations in your head?
7. Im certain that sometimes you make me laugh in your head, too.
8. I do my best housework while on the phone.
9. Why would you change your eyes??
10. I thought the steel wool bunny was an insanely good idea!
My blog is back-ish. Wooty woot woot!
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1. I’m going to make sure to rub my nasty feet all over you today.
2. I wipe from the left.
3. Whatever will you do when you stop smoking?
4. I don’t think that’s neurotic. I think that’s OCD. Well, it would be OCD if you actually washed your hands as much as you should.
5. It must be the pendulous weight of those ginormous melons of grace and angelic beauty.
6. I have conversations with you in my head, too, but usually it’s just a bunch of “Yes!” and “OH YES!”
7. If you had a beard and smelled worse, you’d make a good homeless person.
8. Noon, eh? More like 4 in the afternoon.
9. Your eyes give you character and I like them.
10. Lady Godiva? Eve? I don’t know, something naked, though.
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Okay…at least now I know that whatever my costume is, it has to require that I be barefoot, because I am going to be rubbing my size fifteens all over you, baby!
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Hmm…I carry on coversations in my head and I even answer them. Can’t you hear me now?
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If you want to quit smoking get Chantix, it is a miracle pill, I have been smoke free for 6 weeks, wish I would have known about it before I got pregnant since I couldn’t quit!!
Wanting to bit babies feet makes you umm just a wee bit strange, but just a wee bit!
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You’re supposed to always wipe from the front; helps keep UTI’s down. Or so they say. I’m a front-wiper, too.
Now I want to go find a baby & bite their feet thankyouverymuch. You bailing me out of jail??
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What an ego! You mean you never laugh at anything the rest of us say to you via the conversations in your head? You mean, in your mind YOU are the only one that has the ability of wit?
BTW while writing this I had the very conversation with you in MY head and you smiled really really big and said “Of course I am the only one that can be funny in my head.” Sheeesh what an ego.
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So with regards to #3, are you one of those freaking roadway smokers who flick their lit butt out the window? I swear if one more of those hits me as I’m riding my cycle I’m going to…. you ever see that scene from Rat Race where John Lovitz is riding in Hitler’s car and insults the biker dykes? Yeah, that’s what I’ll do to their car.
Oh, and I use the deep-clean method of wiping. It involves a wetnap and carrot (which by the way is also really good for relieving that annoying deep rectal itch).
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6&7 are totally me too!!
Phew I feel better now. I also design and construct (in my head) property and barns and houses. Maybe I’m a closet designer/drafter.
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themuttprincess: no slip? that does not sound cute. I like cute.
DeannaBanana: my feet are awesome too
avitable: well, as long as YOU’RE happy with them – what else matters? :rolleyes:
Mr. Fabulous: just as long as you call me baby…
NotaGranny: no… I have them with OTHER PEOPLE.
debkitty: I do not want to quit smoking right now. I don’t think, considering, that this would be the best time.
Tug: that’s it – you, me and Deeanna need to get shits.
Y2K: well, if it makes you feel better, I laughed out loud at this. :lmfao:
Kelly: yes. Fear me.
Fogspinner: I paint rooms in my head. Designing and building are beyond me. Even in my head.
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Tug: that’s it – you, me and Deeanna need to get shits.
huh?
mg: I don’t want shits, I’ll pass this time. Thanks for thinking of me though! :help: :dazed: :confused:
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Baby feet and tushies are the BEST. OMG… I can’t begin to count how many hours I spent nibbling on my newborn children’s feet, toes, bellies, hands. OMG… the best.
Now, excuse me while I go beat my ovaries into submission. I usually do this by spending about 5 minutes with Maggie.
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I thought everyone wiped that way. :confused:
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Oh umm yeah you just tagged me, thanks.
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Lifting your butt into the air AND wiping AND staying upright – all at the same time – are totally beyond me. Plus if you have one of those ghost toilets that flush when they want to, it makes them flush prematurely and that flusters me.
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Wipe from the back?!?!?! WTF!!! Crazy women!!!
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See, Bossy thought she hated Memes but you rock the Meme.
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Tug: but they will be cute shits! With words on them!!
AmyD: I just got a flash of the future. And it included you with another baby.
Am I the only one left who can say with confidence “No Fucking Way”? Even with cute baby feet??
Brandi: seriously?? I could have sworn I am the only woman I have EVER seen wipe like that!
I am clearly hanging out in the wrong stalls.
Mom: yeah, the random flushes are a deal breaker for me. Because if they accidentally flush before your done than it looks like a courtesy flush. And I get all flustered thinking people are thinking I pooped when I didn’t.
And we obviously can’t have that.
DutchBitch: you want one of our shirts?
BOSSY: it’s harder than the Casbah, that’s for sure.
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To wipe with? :whistle:
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:what: Uh, no. I’m done. DONE DONE DONE. No more, no how, no way. :pissed:
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Well as long as it’s a CUTE shit.
with WORDS.
Count me in!! :lmfao:
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Oh, shit! LOL… I didn’t scroll up far ’nuff to see what you meant!!!
Hell Yes woman! I want a shirt too! I will wear it to the office!!!
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Me? Elaborate conversations with me? Nah… get out of here!
Though I am a totally awesome imaginary conversationalist so, on second thought, I guess it makes perfect sense!
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I love babies feet too! Whenever I visit one or visited by one the first thing I do is pull off their socks. Also love baby butts too but only when they’re clean. Is that weird?
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Ten things to know about me (because you always wanted to know…)
1. I am a total whore. I am 35, and am at my sexual peak. (wait, everyone already knows that).
2. When I talk to my dogs (constantly), I answer back for them and hold actual conversations.
3. Every man, except one, that I have dated has turned out gay. My gaydar is soooo broken.
4. I have conversations with myself. Out loud. All the time.
5. I sing. All the time. If I am not talking to myself.
6. I am obsessed with wrinkles. I sit in front of the mirror and cry as I watch my face get a little more wrinkly each year. Seriously.
7. I shave my legs only about once a week, since I never get asked out on dates. If I am dating someone, I do shave… So don’t go thinking I am French or anything.
8. I spend a gigantenormous amount of money on miracle “Hope in a Bottle” creams. Estee Lauder is my best friend.
9. I have a pair of business pants that have been held together with two safety pins in two places for 18 months. I tell each client that I go onsite to that I just had an issue with my pants and had to put safety pins in, if they notice. I am too lazy to sew them, or get rid of them. They are my favorite pants. You’d think I bill out at $20 an hour or something… So sad.
10. I can rest my boobs on a table. And they will stay there. And if I pull them up, they reach my nose.
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i thought everyone wiped from front to back. it’s healthier that way.
i’m not fond of feet either. must be why i love shoes so much.
so, what do you have against eyes?
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Wicked random facts, thanks for doing the meme!
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