Adam did a “meme” of sorts. Thank freaking God because my other plans for a post were pretty much “wah, I’m sad, please God let me get my period now. Or, well, when I get home from work at least.”
Anyway, you have all been spared the Longest Crybaby Post That Never Was. Instead, you will be entertained by an impressive display of my Paint Shop skillz.
Step 1 - Go to Google Maps.
Step 2 - Find your house
Step 3 - Realize your house is STILL not on Google Maps, and improvise.
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You’re so lucky. I don’t have a private beach!
September 12th, 2007 at 10:25 am
Cool beans–i noticed the beach in the pics of your car. Does she have a name yet?
September 12th, 2007 at 10:50 am
wait……… Avitable had pools around each house, his, the neighbors he didn’t know, and I think a few swimming pools where future homes might one day sprout. Evidently they plant pools in Florida to get new housing to grow… like marigolds are complimentary plants to tomatoes. So… where’s your damn pool… and more importantly where’s the satellite address where I can watch you lounging by the pool side??
heh heh Hi-Tech peepery
September 12th, 2007 at 11:33 am
My house has been completed for a year and half and the only pics they have are of mid-construction. How often do they take these pictures anyway?
September 12th, 2007 at 12:32 pm
(ha ha, I keep unchecking that little box)
The satellite couldn’t fit all the buildings on the estate in one picture so I’ll have to pass.
September 12th, 2007 at 12:56 pm
Do you live in the middle of a jungle?!?!?!
September 12th, 2007 at 12:56 pm
You gotz the mad paint shop skillz, Britt.
September 12th, 2007 at 1:15 pm
Wow! Nice house!!! At least the communal mailbox is across the street from your house! Easier to check the mail during hurricanes!
September 12th, 2007 at 2:25 pm
So why is it all white? Is it snowing? :confused:
Wait. That is Florida. It’s probably cocaine.
September 12th, 2007 at 3:06 pm
:lmfao: @ Kelly. Now THAT’S funny!
September 12th, 2007 at 3:27 pm
avitable: or a tub you can use.
Turnbaby: no… so far we just call her Mine.
Y2K: Avitable’s house is old - as is his neighborhood - so people have had time to put pools in.
My neighborhood is new, and therefore not EVERYONE has one… yet. (Plus we have a community pool for our subdivision)
But we will, we’re working on it.
AmyD: seems like about once every two years. Look like it will be awhile until I have an updated picture.
RW: what box? crazy old man
Mom: yes mom, that’s it. Exactly. live in a jungle.
I I forgot to tell you the children ride tigers around the backyard on the weekend.
Joefish: I KNOH!
NotaGranny: which is good. I’d hate to miss out on a flyer for a water softening system during a hurricane!!
Kelly: yes, you and my Mom have it exactly. I live in the middle of a jungle, covered in rivers of Cocaine.
Which was of course brought in by all my Cuban (pronounced COOben) neighbors.
Why doesn’t EVERYONE want to live here?
September 12th, 2007 at 3:31 pm
you have a beach and no water?
September 12th, 2007 at 3:44 pm
The one under the submit comment button that says “unclick thia box and I’ll give you a million dollars.”
September 12th, 2007 at 4:54 pm
thia: The last thetan you get rid of before Scientology pronounces you “OK”.
September 12th, 2007 at 4:55 pm
Nice work! You should totally be um…one of those people who…do stuff…um…like that.
September 12th, 2007 at 8:45 pm
I totally love your art work! :thumbsup:
September 12th, 2007 at 9:39 pm
hellohahanarf: yeah, it’s SUPER exclusive. No fish allowed.
RW: oh you shit. MINE says “uncheck this if you don’t love me.”
Listen, you cantankerous fart, I KNOW you love in spite of yourself. You can quit this whole I Do Not Hang On Every Word Britt Says act right now.
Mr. Fab: we should open a gallery. You could run the Sculpey wing, and I’ll be in charge of Paint Shop Manipulated JPegs. We’ll be huge.
debkitty: I’m searching for the right matting now.
September 13th, 2007 at 8:53 am
You gots the mad skillz!
September 13th, 2007 at 1:50 pm
We had communal mailboxes in the country years ago, and now all new neighborhoods have them, it seems.
It’s so the crackheads can steal everyones mail at once, I guess.
September 13th, 2007 at 11:36 pm
I have communal boxes here too. Not in Utah, maybe in the newer subdivisions, but here, they are freakin everywhere.
September 14th, 2007 at 2:39 am
themuttprincess: I should get like an award or something.
annie: I guess the good thing is we do have keys. It never occurred to me anyone would want to steal my mail.
Probably because I don’t get shit worth stealing.
usedtobeme: yeah, someone said something about it being cheaper when they build the subdivisions? I don’t know.
September 14th, 2007 at 9:11 am
Wait, you have a beach but no water? How fucking awesome is THAT?! It never even entered my mind that one could have a beach with no water.
And, really, do you need your house on Google maps? People will start stalking you.
September 15th, 2007 at 1:42 pm
We have communal mailboxes, they are kinda weird when you first get them. Maybe it’s supposed to force us to meet our neighbors. ?
September 15th, 2007 at 11:53 pm
OMG, I just about died when I saw this… I laughed out loud… Any coffee in me would have spewed…
Found you through Avitable. God help you…
Chelle
September 17th, 2007 at 10:06 am