So, dear Internetz, let’s take a vote.
Would you rather hear about my PMS symptoms in painstaking detail - including the bitchiness, the sadness, the inability to concentrate, the constant feeling of being overwhelmed, with a nice little cherry on top called Panic Over Money…?
OR…
Would you like to read the single nicest thing anyone not related to me has ever written about me?
What’s that Internetz? You LOVE listening to me bitch? My panic attacks are fun for you? Nothing is more entertaining then my constant lamentations?
OK. Fine. You win.
Deeanna finally got around to posting her review of our lunch the other day. You can, if you’re so inclined, read the whole thing on her blog over here. But here at Miss-Britt.com we like to provide the option of getting right to the good stuff. Namely, me. And what she thought about me.
Deanna said…
“It was a great time and I venture to say that it was the beginnings of a very fun friendship, which is totally amazing. Britt is a very spirited little sprite of a thing, with her outrageously curly blond locks, piercing blue eyes, quick laughter and sometimes caustic but always funny sense of humor. I am so pleased we decided to go for lunch, as nervous as I initially was about it.”
See? Aint that sweet?
Although, the more I hear about the definitions of the word “caustic”, the less inclined I am to label this the nicest thing anyone’s ever written about me.
I mean really… like acid? Whatever happened to whole hearted admiration with a blind eye to my faults? Sheesh.
And still, when I think about it through my PMS induced hazed, I think this very well might be the single nicest thing that’s been written about me. WAHHHHHHH
I’m going to go eat ice cream.
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Can you eat ice cream? Or will your causticness (yes, I just made up a word) eat through it like it’s not even there?
here’s one of your 400 :wave:
that’s quite the review, congratulations. but you didn’t mention the fact that you are a “churchgoing catholic girl” that everyone’s parents would love.
Make this #3
So ehm… how much did you pay her to write that? Seriously? Can I pay her to write about me too?
Okay I am #5 and I have chocolate to go with the ice cream!
I was going to suggest chocolate ice cream–Avi should buy.
I will not be responsible for the strangulation of anyone not of my choosing.
hahaha! i totally meant caustic in the nicest possible way–it also describes MY humor!. besides, i think that avitable’s suggestion for your steel-wool bunny costume for halloween speaks more about a certain penchant to abrasiveness than my saying your humor was sometimes caustic.
just sayin’
when are we going to get together for some adult bevy’s???
That is the nicest thing I have seen anyone write about you. And it appears she meant it. Did you bribe her? I bet you told her she could look (but not touch) all of your shoes.
Yeah, ice cream solves everything. Especially the Vodka Hot Sauce.
avitable: you know I can’t eat ice cream. Fucker.
t: yeah, well, that part is only half true. ;-)
Lin: slowly but surely, you are all working to save the human race. Or at least those closest to me.
Dutch: only the price of a few margaritas
NotaGranny: and my husband thanks you kindly, I’m sure, lol
turnbaby: actually, I can’t eat chocolate OR ice cream. Fucking diet.
Cary: I’m open to suggestions.
DeannaBanana: I was going to pick you up Friday - but you’ll be without car and I have a cub scout meeting. Saturday I have to do a bachelorette party with a woman I haven’t met - which sounds much worse than it is. I hope.
Do you think your parents would still love me if I got you drunk on SUNDAY??
themuttprincess: she’s not into shoes. Some kind of weird “condition” apparently.
BOSSY HA HA HA HA - now THAT is some ice cream I could get into.
Well I was holding out for the PMS symptoms in painstaking detail myself.
Hmmmm, RW has a point there.
That is just can not be true.
Ah–you are wrong oh caustic sexy blonde–you can have a square of Ghirardelli “Twilight Delight” –which is 72% Cacao. Yeah It’s 220 calories but every fucking one is worth it!
Sunday=Funday! Do you want to just plan on coming here with the kidlets? Or? Cause the hubs wont be home till Sunday night sometime or Monday morning..which means that we would have a logistical challenge if we were both consuming beverages of the alcoholic variety and I had no means to get back home. Dammit.
Give me a call, we can figure something out.
RW: I know how you love the cramping.
AmyD: about fun PMS stories?
themuttprincess: I know, I know - it’s a mystery to me too.
Turnbaby: calories i could care less about - as long as it doesn’t have carbs.
DeannaBanana: will call you as soon as I can! ;-)
I think I said once that you were NOT a total bitch. I think that was pretty nice.
Was that after you said I was whore?
Wait, you can’t eat ice cream? I cry silent tears for you.
Carbs. Bad, bad carbs.
Thanks for looking up caustic so I don’t have to. The bright side of caustic is at least you know you aren’t boring.