(imagine “he’s a jolly good fellow”… :whistle: )
For it’s Avitable Tuesday
For it’s Avitable Tuesday
For it’s Avitable TuessssssssDAYYYYYYYYYY
which nobobdy can deny. Hey!
As most of you have already noticed, I’m posting over at Avi’s place today. I figured since I had to tell you all I was there anyway, why not make a day of it. A Theme day. An all Avi day. Because I like patterns and stuff, don’t you?
So, in addition to posting over there, over here we’re going to answer Avitable’s interview questions. Sounds fun, no? Ooh, Ahhh, Yay!
OK, moving on, Miss Britt: The Interview - Part 349, the Avitable Edition
The questions are in bold and my answers are beneath. Immediately beneath. Just so you don’t get confused. Some of you get easily confused I think. (I kid, I kid, nothing but love, really)
1. Do you think we should have a casual Friday where we just sit around in our underwear and work?
As opposed to Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday and Thursday, where YOU sit around in your underwear and work?
Um, no. Because my underwear is cute and coordinating and designed for the express purpose of giving me the power to have sex if and when I want to.
Your underwear is baggy and holey and made for comfort. (relch, sorry, dry heave there, “comfort”.. relch.. couldn’t help myself)
Mah panties are simply too good for yo panties.
2. If your job was an episode of the Office, who would you be and who would I be?
Oooh, that’s a tough one. I mean, in some ways I’m Kelly - you know, all chatty and bouncy and happy and not listening or caring and YAY! MAKEUP! And then there is Angela - and I’m obviously not as tight ass looking as her, but I am pretty damn good at my job. But of course I really want to be Pam. I mean, everyone wants to be Pam, right?
Jeez. I don’t know. I’ll have to think on that further.
You, obviously, are Creed.
3. Out of all of the horrible things that Florida has to offer, what’s the single thing that you hate the most?
My neighbors - or lack there of. I like this place, and I like staying in this place. But it still doesn’t feel like I live in this place. When I’m at my house, in my own neighborhood, in “my town” - it doesn’t feel like My Town. I don’t have any roots there yet.
Plus, no one has introduced themselves or brought pie yet. And what the fuck? Everyone knows you bring pie.
4. Out of all of the horrible things that Iowa had to offer, what’s the single thing that you miss the least?
I had to reread that question 11 times to be clear you were asking about the thing I DID NOT LIKE about Iowa.
The single thing I miss the least is how far away everything was from everything else. My son and I went this weekend to get paint and frames and blah blah blah to decorate his room and we were gone a TOTAL of two hours. With travel time. That would never have been possible at home.
Every time I go grocery shopping or running errands, I always come back in the door and announce “I was only gone 48 minutes!” - because I just can’t get over it. (Obviously not always “48″. But, I mean, you know - that’s an example)
5. If, as your mom said, I’m family now, does that make me dirty for thinking what I’m thinking right now?
Yes. Plus, dude. She’s my MOM. Have you NO shame?
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You said their were boobs here. Where are the boobs?
September 25th, 2007 at 9:43 am
great interview. everyone really does want to be pam. and i want to be jim.
and avitable=creed. exactly. :cheesy:
September 25th, 2007 at 9:45 am
I am totally not Creed! I’m a cross between Jim and Kevin. Like if Kevin accidentally ate Jim. With, yes, a little bit of Oscar in there.
And, with regards to question #5, I was clearly thinking about Jared. He’s got that slender woman’s body……
September 25th, 2007 at 9:51 am
OMG - RW said “their were” instead of “there were”.
September 25th, 2007 at 9:53 am
Smokescreen. Misdirection. THERE are no boobs here.
September 25th, 2007 at 10:09 am
so, are ya gonna post photos of how the frames turn out? we’d love to see how teh decorating is going…
September 25th, 2007 at 10:53 am
I love the last answer!!
September 25th, 2007 at 11:12 am
I thought your answer to number four would be seeing nothing but corn for miles and miles.
September 25th, 2007 at 11:31 am
Not knowing your neighbors can be an advantage. Especially when you are caught peeking over the fence at them…(not that anyone I know does this..)
PS..your Key Lime Pie is in the mail!
September 25th, 2007 at 11:36 am
Oh my ONLY 48 minutes - that still seems like alot - although I guess if its a trip to Walmart of the grocery store it could take that long. If it’s not a 10 min or less drive you can bet I won’t be going there often. And I don’t have to since we have everything I need so close by (minus Olive Garden)lol. I’m so lucky!
September 25th, 2007 at 11:58 am
Neighbors are SOOOO overrated. Seriously. Except for my next door neighbors… they are cool. But all the other neighbors can go suck a dead toad’s ass.
September 25th, 2007 at 11:58 am
When said about Avi–ROTFLMAO
September 25th, 2007 at 12:32 pm
Maybe Floridians aren’t into pie. Maybe someone will bring you a Mai Tai instead. Or an alligator. Or oranges.
September 25th, 2007 at 1:10 pm
RW: can you not see the topless picture at the beginning of this post? Hm. Must be something weird with your computer.
t: little brother calls Adam Jim. Of course, he calls every male I’ve ever worked, with who he is SURE is secretly in love with his sister, Jim.
avitable: Oscar isn’t as gay as you.
And, with regards to question #5, I don’t hear you whispering Jared’s name in your sleep.
hellohahanarf: I am actually, once it’s all done. And they look AWESOME in my opinion, btw. :-)
Angel: sure you do - cuz it’s not YOUR mom!
Nobody™: yeah, that was a close second. I mean, you just can’t get enough corn!
NotaGranny: thank you! I’ll ignore the carbs just for you. :-)
(and if no one is sneaking looks over the fence, what’s the point of these skimpy suits I bought?!?)
Cheri: I can run and get smokes in 6.
AmyD: yes, well, I happen to like people.
I need people for my Village Amy!!!
Turnbaby: yeah, but mom’s a little old for his tastes!
September 25th, 2007 at 1:15 pm
Oh, you crazy kids!
September 25th, 2007 at 2:51 pm
My brain is fuzzy, but did Avi just hit on you?
September 25th, 2007 at 4:12 pm
What? Where? How?
Oh I hope I didn’t miss this…
September 25th, 2007 at 4:22 pm
You so never fail to amuse me. That was great.
What exactly do you DO for a job, though? I mean, you and Avitable just have too damn good of a time at work. Y’all are an undercover pimp agency, aren’t you? (Kidding).
I also have a song up on my blog today. It’s called “Happy Birthday To Me.” Haha.
Well, I’m really not very good at commenting so we’re going to leave this as is for now.
Happy Avitable Tuesday!
September 25th, 2007 at 7:26 pm
Dang no boobs!
Wait. I didn’t come here for the boobs honest.
September 25th, 2007 at 10:25 pm
Anonymous: we sell adam’s body for money.
And I’m sorry - but I have no idea who you are!?
Michael: your computer must have the same glitch RW’s does.
September 26th, 2007 at 8:29 am
Mm maybe the wife has an anti-boob filter installed!
September 26th, 2007 at 7:11 pm
I just got back from Iowa. Maybe you can explain why it’s so appealing/unimaginable at the same time?
September 27th, 2007 at 2:36 pm