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Archive for September, 2007
Friday, September 28th, 2007
Fuck you TIVO!
I have been waiting for weeks - WEEKS! - for Thursday night Premier night.
I checked and rechecked the TiVo. I prioritized because apparently asking it to record more than one thing at a time is too fucking much. And I had everything set just right.
And it cut off the last five minutes of [...]
24 Comments » - Posted in It's All About Me by Miss Britt
Thursday, September 27th, 2007
Because I remember Michael Office
Dear Internetz,
My two year old’s “teacher” (or “lady in charge at the daycare”) has informed me that my daugther “has a boyfriend”. His name is Brandon.
Apparently, whenever Brandon walks in the room, little Emma squeals and dances and cries “he’s here! he’s here! he’s here!”
Of course my immediate response was to smile and say [...]
37 Comments » - Posted in It's All About Me, all in the family by Miss Britt
Wednesday, September 26th, 2007
Driving Miss Britt
I have discovered something even better than masturbation.
Oh. Heh. Um. Let’s go back.
Avitable is adamant that I need to find time to masturbate.
Wait. Um. Perhaps we should go back a little further…
I’ve been stressed lately. Really. Really stressed. The muscles in my back and neck are permanently tense. [...]
25 Comments » - Posted in It's All About Me, just rambling by Miss Britt
Tuesday, September 25th, 2007
For it’s Avitable Tuesday
(imagine “he’s a jolly good fellow”… :whistle: )
For it’s Avitable Tuesday
For it’s Avitable Tuesday
For it’s Avitable TuessssssssDAYYYYYYYYYY
which nobobdy can deny. Hey!
As most of you have already noticed, I’m posting over at Avi’s place today. I figured since I had to tell you all I was there anyway, why not make a day of it. [...]
22 Comments » - Posted in Blogging Junk, It's All About Me, Meme's and crap by Miss Britt
Monday, September 24th, 2007
All Mommy All The Time
First - before I write one more word - I have to say two things
I’m OK. Really. I am. I have an obsessive tendency to worry about what other people think of me and focus on the teeny negatives instead of the overwhelming positives. It’s what I do - and something [...]
48 Comments » - Posted in Bitching Again, It's All About Me by Miss Britt
Friday, September 21st, 2007
By honesty I guess I meant lie your asses off please
Remember how I said “go here and tell me about me and here and tell me about me and it will be fun and I won’t care - WOOOOOO!”?
Yeah. Um. Apparently I’m a big fucking baby.
(and now I’m going to blog about it. shit. kill me now.)
ANYway, of course I was checking and [...]
41 Comments » - Posted in Blogging Junk, It's All About Me, On A Serious Note, just rambling by Miss Britt
Thursday, September 20th, 2007
The Interview - now with visual aides
You know how this works. Someone posts an interview on their site. They say “if you want me to interview you, let me know”. And all the lazy ass bloggers go “ooh! me! me! me! Please God give ME something to write about!”
Finally, Amy picked me.
Without further delay…
Miss Britt: The Interview
1. You have to [...]
19 Comments » - Posted in Blogging Junk, It's All About Me, Meme's and crap by Miss Britt
Wednesday, September 19th, 2007
Thank God For Girlfriends
Brrrriiiiinnng!
Miss Britt: Hello?
A: Oh. My. GAWD I am going to kill someone.
MB: Oh yeah? What’s wrong honey?
A: Well! *heavy sigh* Let me ask you - if YOU were going to leave the house for eight freaking hours would it OCCUR to you to maybe CALL someone and let them know you’re not dead?
MB: Um, presumably, [...]
29 Comments » - Posted in just rambling by Miss Britt
Tuesday, September 18th, 2007
But do you love me?
You guys are so nice. Really. I had 24 comments over at The Stache and it sounds so dorky and needy… but I appreciate it.
Speaking of dorky and needy and other fun ways to describe myself…
I got stuck in traffic this morning for over an hour (and while I’m sure THAT would be a post [...]
20 Comments » - Posted in Blogging Junk, Meme's and crap by Miss Britt
Monday, September 17th, 2007
A Call To Arms In The Battle For Miss Britt’s Supremacy
If you haven’t heard, bunny has been found. Very few people were hurt in the search and rescue mission.
And now… I have a favor to ask of you.
I do this little “thing” once a month over at a blog called Burt Reynold’s Mustache. You don’t have to go and like add it to your feed [...]
