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Archive for August, 2007
Friday, August 31st, 2007
Although technically I was wearing a robe
Scene: 5:30 pm, my office
“I got another sale! I got another sale! YAY!”
“Yeah, um, that’s great. Before you wrap that up though… could you please go put your clothes back on before my wife gets home?”
And so ends The First Official Naked Thursday.
How, you may ask, did my new boss manage [...]
17 Comments » - Posted in The Office, just rambling by Miss Britt
Thursday, August 30th, 2007
Even though he didn’t buy a car
On my way to work this morning I was writing my post in my head, amidst mental tears and audible deep breaths as I tried to consciously stem the panic I was feeling.
I was going to tell you about how my husband did NOT find a car because he can’t fucking do ANYTHING without me. [...]
29 Comments » - Posted in It's All About Me, all in the family, my husband wishes I was a private person by Miss Britt
Wednesday, August 29th, 2007
The one in which I use parenthesis like they’re going out of style
First, before I forget, my hits have dropped off significantly since the whole “let’s only talk about moving” thing started. BUT, those of you that have stuck around have been so awesome and encouraging and shit in your comments. Seriously. I can’t even hardly tell if you’re rolling your eyes at me [...]
36 Comments » - Posted in It's All About Me, just rambling by Miss Britt
Tuesday, August 28th, 2007
Attack
So…. are you all getting sick of my move yet?
It’s OK. I know, I know. No, no, don’t try to tell me you’re still here - I can see you all fleeing from the scene on my stats. Fuckers.
ANYway, I’m slowly developing a plan of attack.
Yes, sure, it would probably be good [...]
40 Comments » - Posted in It's All About Me, just rambling by Miss Britt
Monday, August 27th, 2007
Missing Me
I know I’ve been whining a lot lately. And it’s got to be getting old.
Unfortunately, there is no relief of the bitching and moaning here today. Consider yourself warned…
On Saturday we went with Mr. and Mrs. Avitable to Mt. Dora - a cute little tourist town with shops and restaurants and tea and shit like [...]
24 Comments » - Posted in Bitching Again, It's All About Me, all in the family by Miss Britt
Friday, August 24th, 2007
If you’re gonna spew, spew in this
You know how when little kids first go back to school they are exhausted when they get home and their little bodies have such a hard time adjusting?
Yeah, well, my kids are doing just fine. (Except for Emma waking up at 5:30 in the morning - that is not fine) I, on the other hand, [...]
18 Comments » - Posted in just rambling by Miss Britt
Thursday, August 23rd, 2007
The Dilemma
If you’re going to post late… and you’re tired… and your brain is mush, should you bother posting at all?
Should you attempt to be funny and entertaining? Deep?
Should you skip right to some short yet outrageous porn clip that is guaranteed to bring you lots of comments and incoming linkage?
Or should you just let it [...]
10 Comments » - Posted in It's All About Me by Miss Britt
Wednesday, August 22nd, 2007
Understanding the Opponent
As you may recall, I have somewhat of a Five Year Plan that includes decorating, weight loss, major shoe acquisition and World Domination.
I have come to refer to the first 20 some years I lived in Iowa as Phase 1 of the plan. Now that the droids are in place and ready for activation [...]
21 Comments » - Posted in Bitching Again, The Master Plan, just rambling by Miss Britt
Tuesday, August 21st, 2007
And Off They Go…
Everything was fine. Just fine. In fact, “I knew all along it would be perfect, mom“.
We survived. Tired, exhausted even, but in one piece.
24 Comments » - Posted in all in the family, my husband wishes I was a private person by Miss Britt
Monday, August 20th, 2007
Day One
Today is the First Day. For all of us here.
Devin starts second grade at his new school, in a new state. He’s excited and petrified all at the same time. Even though I know that he will be fine, I would give anything to take that fear from him. i know that sometimes we [...]
