My son has been obsessed with timelines lately.
How old were you when I was born? 19
How old were you when your brothers were born? 6 and 9
How old was I when my sister was born? 5
How old was dad when the dinosaurs died? 13
Recently, I overheard him ask his father, “how old was mom when you married her?”
Silence.
Silence.
“Dad! How old was mom when you got married?”
Still, nothing.
“I was 20 when I married your daddy.”
My son stops and you can see the wheels whirring in his little brain. My husband shoots me the Way To Ruin His Faith In The Sanctity Of Family And Marriage Look.
Suddenly my son breaks into his own mini-version of the Naked Happy Dance.
“Ha! Ha! Ha! Mom had me before she had you, Dad! Ha! Ha! How you like THAT Dad?! Take THAT!”
God, I love that kid.
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I love it! Kids always take care of their mothers even when they don’t realize they are doing it.
Love your blog.
Isn’t it great how kids can take out your heart and show it to you in the cutest of ways?
Is this a continuation of that “pretty soon Dads will not be needed” story?
So eh…. based on the previous blog entry, what was gay about that?
lol….Smart cookie!
I can’t do math.
Too cute.
Next, he’ll start asking why he’s black when all the rest of you are white.
LMAO@ avi!!
Gotta love kids!
Blue Momma: thank you - welcome!
Jay: well I think so!
RW: I do not remember that story. Are you projecting?
y2k: I support the right of gay couples to have babies!!
Humor Girl: yeah, he’s a’ight
Maria: I gave him a free shot at his sister instead. He was thrilled.
Mr. Fabulous: thank goodness you excel at literature then!
heather: sometimes
avitable: I know. Awkward. Thank GAWD we got a new mailman finally.
He’s you… with a penis, Britt. Totally.
No, astral travel.
god,i love your kid too!
he has me in stitches!
:lmfao:
HA! That’s too cute. :lmfao:
and i thought it was your husband about to get into trouble for not knowing how old you were when you two got married. that response was frikken priceless. glad you shared.
oh…avi, you rock harder than just about any other human i know.
Now, that is cute.
ha! oops. that is funny.
OMFG!!!! He rocks! LOL
cewl!
That kid rocks!
Amy: are you saying I don’t have a penis?
RW: ah, of course
Maisha: would you like him to come visit?
J.: funny, right? lol
hellohahanarf: the only person who rocks this blog is me. Avi is a dogfucker, just so you know. :-)
Robin: I thought so - hubby not as much.
Webmiztris: ha! just you wait! ;-)
DutchBitch: he does kinda rock
Brandi: thanks :-D
THAT is awesome.
Haha that was sweet of him! I bet he’s the favourite…just kidding!
I would like to request a follow-up post when he finally puts it alllllll together. (I would add the wink smiley but I cannot find it.)