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Wednesday, July 18th, 2007

I don’t know where she gets this…

I woke up this morning to my daughter’s screams. In a panic, I jumped out of bed and rushed into her room, prepared to find blood and gore and a horrific site of death and destruction.
Instead, I found a tiny blond two year old being strangled by an Elmo T-Shirt.
“Emma, honey, it’s OK,” I [...]

17 Comments » - Posted in all in the family, just rambling by Miss Britt

Tuesday, July 17th, 2007

I Was Catholic When Catholic Wasn’t Cool

Before I starting throwing a fit, I should tell you that I am light and funny today over at The ‘Stache. And whether you stick around to read this shit or not, you should definitely go over there to comment.
Now, the shit…
You know how people say you shouldn’t talk about politics or religion on your [...]

51 Comments » - Posted in Bitching Again, Blogging Junk, On A Serious Note, This Will Piss Someone Off, stuff I'll have to remember in Confession by Miss Britt

Monday, July 16th, 2007

Do you think Satan kisses owies?

I have a five day window between when I get into town (in Florida) and when my son must be registered for school. During that window, he has to see a Florida doctor (because apparently us Iowans can be real germy and stuff).
Thanks to some awesome recommendations from my kick ass realtor (seriously, if [...]

32 Comments » - Posted in It's All About Me by Miss Britt

Saturday, July 14th, 2007

What. The Hell. Am I Thinking?

It’s midnight. I just got done watching a movie with my husband, in a living room that I adore. When the movie was finished we sat out back on our patio, the patio he and our friends and family built for his birthday last year.
I’ve been talking so much about the new house… I’ve forgotten [...]

32 Comments » - Posted in It's All About Me by Miss Britt

Friday, July 13th, 2007

Does this room make me look fat?

OK. It’s time. You’ve all been very patient. Some of you have begged. Some of you have even offered elaborate favors for just a brief shot at them.And, of course, a select few of you have already gotten a sneak peak.
By now it’s time to share them with the rest of the world…

38 Comments » - Posted in It's All About Me by Miss Britt

Thursday, July 12th, 2007

It’s In The Beans

I made coffee this morning. All by myself. And now I can’t shake the sick feeling in my stomach, a feeling that has nothing to do with the bitterness or the Sweet N’ Low.
A little dramatic? Perhaps. In fact, I’m sure my husband would say so.
He doesn’t seem to understand about [...]

23 Comments » - Posted in Bitching Again, On A Serious Note, all in the family, my husband wishes I was a private person by Miss Britt

Wednesday, July 11th, 2007

And sometimes… life is good.

Hello? *tap, tap* Hello?
Is there anyone left? I know I’ve abandoned you for… for… well it might as well be forever with the average attention span of a blogger.
I’m sorry. I know. I’ve been very, very bad and a select few of you will be allowed to punish me. No, not you. You, sit down. [...]

33 Comments » - Posted in It's All About Me, The Master Plan, all in the family by Miss Britt

Saturday, July 7th, 2007

What day is it again?

I know I don’t normally post on Saturday - but I have news!! And videos!!
And I’m going to be on a plane on Monday, so, consider this your dose of Miss Britt until Tuesday. That gives you THREE DAYS to rack up monster comments for me and prove to Avitable that I am, [...]

17 Comments » - Posted in Blogging Junk, It's All About Me, my husband wishes I was a private person by Miss Britt

Friday, July 6th, 2007

iRock, uRock, we all Rock!

I so love getting nominated for shit. Seriously. Ranks right up there with dancing with Prince.
Well, ok, maybe right up there with marriage and childbirth. I mean… let’s not get crazy. (We can certainly, however, Go Crazy. In fact… let’s. Let’s Go Crazy. Let’s Get Nuts… )
ANYway, DutchHawtness nominated me for Rockin’ [...]

13 Comments » - Posted in Blogging Junk, It's All About Me, Meme's and crap by Miss Britt

Thursday, July 5th, 2007

This is why I don’t do Chocolate

I got this idea from someone whose blog I read but who does not like to be linked - so I won’t.
And she was cute in hers. And M&Ms are supposed to be cute, right? So I figured, what the hell, give it a shot! I’m all about more ways to be [...]