It has been said that I am a bad friend (of course, the person who usually says that is CONSTANTLY violating the sanctity of friendship with his whorishness).
To this I say – fuck you.
Do I sit and listen to you cry your eyes out?
Do I reassure you and stand by your side, fiercely loyal to the end?
Do I give advice when asked and remain silently supportive when necessary?
I. Think. Not.
No, I have shit to do, OK? I am busy and packing and stressed and as such am completely self absorbed and bitchy.
And yet, and YET…
I make time, to do THIS.
Pfft. Bitch, please. You should be so lucky to have a friend like me.
(10pts to the person who gets the title)
Edited to add: apparently I wasn’t obvious enough. I did a guest post. Click the links. It’s funny. (sheesh!)
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Would you like cookies to go with your friends?
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I’m thoroughly confused.
But then again it doesn’t take much.
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Girl scouts, at least that’s where i learned the song.
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Make new friends, but keep the old.
One is silver, and the other’s gold.
GAH! Memories of Girl Scout camp are running through my head.
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Well, next time I have a traffic cone lodged up my ass and nobody to help me get it out, you’re saying you won’t laugh and take pictures and sell them on the internet again?
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Jen: mmmm… Thin Mints…
Kentucky Girl: heh, this was supposed to be a mildly entertaining way of saying I did a guest post.
Jen: yep, me too!
Blonde Chick: did you get to sleep in a tent or one of those cool ass tree houses?
Avitable: no… I’m saying next time I’ll give you a cut.
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I told you veet is fabulous! You should try it.
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THAT WAS TOO TOO TOO FUNNY!!!!
I think one of the reasons you are so funny to me is because most of your topics hit so close to home!
oh and debkitty
:lmao:
veet IS fabulous for some things
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How did that girl scout thing work out for you? You really do seem like the anti-scout. :nana:
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debkitty: I tried that nair shit for crotches. And I got CHEMICAL BURNS!!!!!!!!
No. Fucking. Way. Ouch, ouch, worse than a nick OUCH!!!
pnbzmom: yeah, I have an amazing ability to tap into the shameful. he he
AmyD: I don’t know what you’re talking about. I can sew. And camp. And french braid.
I also love Thin Mints.
I think that is all that is required to be a good scout.
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Thin mints are so goooooooooood. I’m the only one in this house who loves them. :drool:
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