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Monday, June 18th, 2007

is this because i’m catholic??

OK, so I’m feeling a little guilty this morning.
Contrary to Sunday’s elaborate web of posts here, here, here and here… Avitable is NOT having a baby. Nor is his wife. Right now.
You see, Amy and I have been the victim of a few Avitable pranks in the past. And after one such prank that involved [...]

22 Comments » - Posted in Blogging Junk, stuff I'll have to remember in Confession by Miss Britt

Sunday, June 17th, 2007

Posting on Sunday…

… but only because I have to.
My post is up at The Stache. And now it’s time to find out if I have as many adoring fans as the other posters (insert guilt inducing puppy eyes here)
GET THEE TO COMMENTING!!
And also?
ONE OF MY FAVORITEST MEN IN THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD JUST DROPPED THE [...]

4 Comments » - Posted in It's All About Me by Miss Britt

Friday, June 15th, 2007

Dear Internet, Save Me From Myself

I need help. And so, of course, I am turning to the Internet.
Because if the Internet can’t solve all your problems? Well, I just don’t want to live in a world where Google is not the smartest man you know and your blog readers are not the ultimate Council of Wisdom.
ANYway.
I have an obligation this [...]

14 Comments » - Posted in Blogging Junk by Miss Britt

Thursday, June 14th, 2007

Letter to my former self

Dear 18 year old Miss Britt,
Wear a condom.
Seriously.
I don’t care how drunk you are. I don’t care how sweet he is.
And seriously? Your plan to “save money” by getting off the pill? You’re a fucking retard. Fuck. Get your ass out of the bar, off the pot, and back into [...]

37 Comments » - Posted in Bitching Again, all in the family by Miss Britt

Wednesday, June 13th, 2007

Blogging for a good cause

I have a good post coming. Seriously, I do.
And I’m working on a new line for my CafePress store called “Brittisms”… or something like that. And by “working on” I mean thinking about it a lot and logging into my shop a lot to see if the shit has magically materialized.
But today?
Today I refuse to [...]

6 Comments » - Posted in It's All About Me by Miss Britt

Tuesday, June 12th, 2007

Observations of a 7 year old

A few weeks ago, my seven year old son and my mother had this conversation:
Son: Nana, why is that person crying?
Nana: Oh honey, sometimes people cry when they get upset. It’s OK. That’s just what people do.
Son: Um, that’s not what my mom does.
Nana: Your mom cries sometimes, I’ve seen your mom cry
Son: My mom [...]

23 Comments » - Posted in It's All About Me by Miss Britt

Monday, June 11th, 2007

WWMBD: on depression (yeah, that about sums it up)

Hey Britt,
First of all, please let me start off by saying that I read your blog
daily, and love it!! You are very intelligent, but at the same time, you
aren’t boring. Some of your posts make me laugh hysterically, and others
make me think. I love that! (this is smart, before you ask me for advice it [...]

16 Comments » - Posted in What Would Miss Britt Do by Miss Britt

Sunday, June 10th, 2007

We’re Pleased To Inform You, Your Offer Has Been Accepted.

An open letter to the person who recently said they wanted my life…
and to anyone else who would like to trade places with me because my life is so “cool” and “glamorous” and I “fucking rock your socks” and really, it “must be nice”:
Take it. As is.
You can have my humor.
You can have my traffic.
You [...]

19 Comments » - Posted in Bitching Again, It's All About Me, This Will Piss Someone Off, my husband wishes I was a private person by Miss Britt

Friday, June 8th, 2007

A laundry list of sorts

Sometimes when you read someone’s blog, or chat with them via IM, or live next door to them for your entire life, you assume you know what they think and how they feel about everything. You know where they stand on one issue, you know which jokes they laugh at, you know what kind of [...]

32 Comments » - Posted in On A Serious Note, This Will Piss Someone Off, just rambling by Miss Britt

Thursday, June 7th, 2007

On google it will be “the definition of nudity”

It’s hot. I’m lazy. So I sleep in my underwear lately. Because making the effort to strip off my clothes only to put MORE clothes back on… clothes I will only be sleeping in, and yet will eventually lead to MORE laundry… well, that just makes me tired.
I get into bed last [...]