Comments on: I think I am officially an expert now

By: elysa

elysa — Thu, 07 Jun 2007 21:11:50 +0000

I have only been reading for a few days and sadly I found your blog through a friend as well. I’d love it if someone who found you through such odd searches were to comment and say hey I’m the tampon searching dude. I must say that some of those searches gave me unwelcome visual images. Thanks for the laugh.

By: QofD

QofD — Wed, 06 Jun 2007 03:02:24 +0000

Holy dog shit. Most people find my blog using the search terms “embalming photos” or “mortuary photos”. But then again, I’m a mortician in training so it kinda makes sense.

Kinda.

But it still scares me.

By: Miss Britt

Miss Britt — Wed, 06 Jun 2007 01:54:15 +0000

AmyD: well dont fret over the “mommybloggers who give head” – that was just me

Mr. Fabulous: you could have stopped at gorgeous ass, thanks

Championable: ha ha ha ha ha – that’s how rumors get started you know

By: Championable

Championable — Wed, 06 Jun 2007 00:44:14 +0000

Check this one out from my logs:

“love letters to brothers britt”

What the fuck?

By: Mr. Fabulous

Mr. Fabulous — Tue, 05 Jun 2007 19:43:27 +0000

Miss Britt? Well, she’s got a gorgeous ass, but oh Lord, that cavernous vagina of hers? Bitch, please.

Just trying to help.

By: AmyD

AmyD — Tue, 05 Jun 2007 15:44:33 +0000

Running over to check what awful things people have searched for and found me.

By: Miss Britt

Miss Britt — Tue, 05 Jun 2007 15:24:35 +0000

Chase: I have a rule. You can’t get near my vagina unless you can spell it.

You know, now that I think about it, maybe I need to up my requirements a tad.

Maisha: Yes, yes I am. I am also witty. And charming. And brilliant.

But you’re new here, you’ll pick up on that.

heather: oh my God I now need to go throw up. My kids are at my mother-in-laws house right now.

I can only hope they are being properly supervised.

avitable: you feel bad because he didn’t end up at your blog – where he would have most likely had all of his needs fulfilled.

Maria: some of them? I’d say ALL of them.

Well, except for Miss Underwear 2007. I do look cute in black lace.

Joe the Troll: a win still counts, even if the field was small.

J.: don’t scare him off. I’m waiting for diamonds.

themuttprincess: I know – Vaginas and Prince, my claims to fame.

Christine: I appreciate anyone who recognizes both my comedic brilliance and – well – yeah, I guess just that.

You may stay.

Joefish: you bring up an excellent point Joe.

It’s time to update my smilies.

By: Joefish

Joefish — Tue, 05 Jun 2007 15:08:37 +0000

I pinkpuffyheart ShortStat. I just cleared out my stats the other day (those tables get huge very quickly) so I don’t have any really interesting SE hits. My favorite so far this week is “Mel Gibson fires rockets into Israel.”

By: Christine

Christine — Tue, 05 Jun 2007 15:06:21 +0000

Just stumbled upon your blog, though not through anything fun like googling deviant porn ideas, just through a friends blog. You are one funny chick! I love reading your stuff and just LMAO – especailly that drunk video – that was just COMEDY! I’ve had my fair share of drunken ramblings but never thought to record it! BRILLIANT!

By: themuttprincess

themuttprincess — Tue, 05 Jun 2007 14:17:20 +0000

You are internet vagina famous. I bet there is an award somewhere….

I just wonder what people are thinking when they type that shit in…. Or rather not thinking.