Wordpress just ate my entire fucking post.
Seriously.
Fuck.
I planned and plotted and edited. I spell checked and tweaked and laughed at my own jokes. I hit publish on my comedic masterpiece and BAM. Wordpress said, “fuck you whore!”
Shit.
I can’t be devastatingly funny TWICE!!!
Well… imagine if you will a WILDLY entertaining post. About boobs. And super nipples. And chocolate ice cream. And the GAP.
And you laughed and laughed and laughed.
No, really. It was grand. Fanfuckingtabulous.
Fucking Wordpress.
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This is why I always, ALWAYS, type into WordPerfect first. Blogger used to eat the shit outta my posts. Selfish Bastards.
Haha… The GAP IS funny… You fucking rock. Oh and ice cream - I totally want some and it’s 12:27am. Thanks a fucking a lot. :)
I imagined so well that I snorted milo out my nose…or so I imagined..
You’re not funny on cue? You mean it takes planning? My whole world is crumbling.
I loved the part about the
That was really
Dude, my brain completely eliminated 1987-1989.
No clue.
Funniest post I didn’t read all day.
Super Nipples? I think you’re on to something there. The Fox network is always looking for new programming.
Anything involving nipples, ice cream and the GAP is laughtastic. You ROCK!
(WordPress also ate my post tonight. Granted, it was no where near as funny as your’s, but still….punk ass bitches!!)
I usually write my posts in Word first, just a suggestion.
I’m laughing.
Honest.
See?
That fucking sucks.
I will laugh anyways.
HA HA HA HA
You know, new versions of WordPress include an autosave feature. This won’t eliminate this kind of problem, but it will prevent you from losing more than a minute or two’s worth of work.
I hope it wasn’t about my Gap, but rather, The Gap.
No big deal - just write a new post ! :drool:
I have the newer version of WordPress, so it autosaves for me. Sometimes my browser crashes. I have lost many a funny posts thanks to a crashing browser.
But I shall laugh anyway. :thumbsup:
i paid wordpress to crash because i didn’t want everyone knowing all about my fantastic boobs and my super delicious nipples.
sorry.
:dance:
Ah, fuck! I needed a good laugh and I love to talk about nipples.
Bossy is in stitches. Ouch.
usedtobeme: hind sight 20/80 - or however that goes
Erica AP: again, I live to serve
Jacki: YAY!!! thanks for playing!
avitable: I’m funny on cue - in short spurts, unfortunately.
RW: and did you see how she ?
Rich: so you don’t remember leg warmers?!?!
y not i: now there’s a game show I could win
Kellie: punk ass bitches INDEED!
Robin: where were you at 10:30 last night??
J.: at my pain though, isn’t it - I’m on to you!
themuttprincess: you are the best reader TMP, seriously.
AmyD: TMP is replacing you as my best fan
Joefish: Oh, really? Hm. So. Now. How does that help me exactly if I don’t HAVE new versions of wordpress because SOMEONE is in a cave working on SOMEONE else’s stuff?
(oh yes Joe, I KNOW where you’ve been and what you’ve been doing!!
and you are??: well, since you’re anonymous, I can’t make any promises
Paul: :violent018
Sarcastica (formally Miss Misery): thank you! much appreciated!
hellohahanarf: delicious?
:what: i wasn’t going to mention the taste
Woman Lost: I know! The HORROR!
BOSSY: Bravo! Bravo! I almost believed you, thank you!
I had my very own WordPress meltdown yesterday… but went a bit further and took it out on their “customer feedback” group via email and some choice vocabulary.
They actually emailed me back and asked me not to swear.
did you know Blogger now has an autosave feature that saves like every 30 seconds so you can never lose a post? :)
*runs away before Britt can hit me*
I HAVE SUPER NIPPLES
Sitting at work, trying to be discrete about catching up on the blog world and serious … SERIOUSLY can not stop laughing.
Technology is EVIL
sometimes.
I don’t know about the boobs, super nipples or the GAP, but I can certainly get into the chocolate.
I found my anger re: the mutherfucker. :violent006:
Thank you for your inspiration.
I switched. I don’t have to use wordpress anymore. :lmfao:
Wow… seems like we missed out on a great post… Totally MissBritt Top Humor Funny Post…
*imagining boobs and super nipples and chocolate ice cream and the GAP*
Bwahahahahahahaaaaaaaa
Yep, that’s what I used to say too when I didn’t really have any post ideas LOL
Watching tv I guess.
I am feel very special. Very. Thank you.
Anonymous: did you sign your name on their email??
webmiztris: you better run faster…
Crys: ME TOO!!!!!!
elysa: why is it that other people’s pain is so amusing to us?
jane: I threw that in just for you too ;-)
Monique: YAY!! (oh, fuck, I wasn’t the inspiration - was I? Shit.)
Kentucky Girl: there is something BESIDES wordpress?!?!
DutchBitch: you should give yourself proper time to mourn
Mr. Fabulous: i could have sworn i had a fuck you smiley around here….
Robin: well, thanks! lol
themuttprincess: any time ;-)
I can honestly say that sounds like it was one of the greatest blog posts ever.