Wordpress just ate my entire fucking post.
Seriously.
Fuck.
I planned and plotted and edited. I spell checked and tweaked and laughed at my own jokes. I hit publish on my comedic masterpiece and BAM. Wordpress said, “fuck you whore!”
Shit.
I can’t be devastatingly funny TWICE!!!
Well… imagine if you will a WILDLY entertaining post. About boobs. And super nipples. And chocolate ice cream. And the GAP.
And you laughed and laughed and laughed.
No, really. It was grand. Fanfuckingtabulous.
Fucking Wordpress.
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This is why I always, ALWAYS, type into WordPerfect first. Blogger used to eat the shit outta my posts. Selfish Bastards.
June 28th, 2007 at 1:39 am
Haha… The GAP IS funny… You fucking rock. Oh and ice cream - I totally want some and it’s 12:27am. Thanks a fucking a lot. :)
June 28th, 2007 at 2:23 am
I imagined so well that I snorted milo out my nose…or so I imagined..
June 28th, 2007 at 2:48 am
You’re not funny on cue? You mean it takes planning? My whole world is crumbling.
June 28th, 2007 at 6:26 am
I loved the part about the
That was really
June 28th, 2007 at 6:32 am
Dude, my brain completely eliminated 1987-1989.
No clue.
June 28th, 2007 at 7:35 am
Funniest post I didn’t read all day.
Super Nipples? I think you’re on to something there. The Fox network is always looking for new programming.
June 28th, 2007 at 7:41 am
Anything involving nipples, ice cream and the GAP is laughtastic. You ROCK!
(WordPress also ate my post tonight. Granted, it was no where near as funny as your’s, but still….punk ass bitches!!)
June 28th, 2007 at 7:47 am
I usually write my posts in Word first, just a suggestion.
June 28th, 2007 at 9:10 am
I’m laughing.
Honest.
See?
June 28th, 2007 at 9:48 am
That fucking sucks.
I will laugh anyways.
HA HA HA HA
June 28th, 2007 at 10:07 am
June 28th, 2007 at 10:49 am
You know, new versions of WordPress include an autosave feature. This won’t eliminate this kind of problem, but it will prevent you from losing more than a minute or two’s worth of work.
June 28th, 2007 at 10:55 am
I hope it wasn’t about my Gap, but rather, The Gap.
June 28th, 2007 at 11:16 am
No big deal - just write a new post ! :drool:
June 28th, 2007 at 12:20 pm
I have the newer version of WordPress, so it autosaves for me. Sometimes my browser crashes. I have lost many a funny posts thanks to a crashing browser.
But I shall laugh anyway. :thumbsup:
June 28th, 2007 at 12:32 pm
i paid wordpress to crash because i didn’t want everyone knowing all about my fantastic boobs and my super delicious nipples.
sorry.
:dance:
June 28th, 2007 at 12:42 pm
Ah, fuck! I needed a good laugh and I love to talk about nipples.
June 28th, 2007 at 2:14 pm
Bossy is in stitches. Ouch.
June 28th, 2007 at 2:21 pm
usedtobeme: hind sight 20/80 - or however that goes
Erica AP: again, I live to serve
Jacki: YAY!!! thanks for playing!
avitable: I’m funny on cue - in short spurts, unfortunately.
RW: and did you see how she ?
Rich: so you don’t remember leg warmers?!?!
y not i: now there’s a game show I could win
Kellie: punk ass bitches INDEED!
Robin: where were you at 10:30 last night??
J.: at my pain though, isn’t it - I’m on to you!
themuttprincess: you are the best reader TMP, seriously.
AmyD: TMP is replacing you as my best fan
Joefish: Oh, really? Hm. So. Now. How does that help me exactly if I don’t HAVE new versions of wordpress because SOMEONE is in a cave working on SOMEONE else’s stuff?
(oh yes Joe, I KNOW where you’ve been and what you’ve been doing!!
and you are??: well, since you’re anonymous, I can’t make any promises
Paul: :violent018
Sarcastica (formally Miss Misery): thank you! much appreciated!
hellohahanarf: delicious?
:what: i wasn’t going to mention the taste
Woman Lost: I know! The HORROR!
BOSSY: Bravo! Bravo! I almost believed you, thank you!
June 28th, 2007 at 2:33 pm
I had my very own WordPress meltdown yesterday… but went a bit further and took it out on their “customer feedback” group via email and some choice vocabulary.
They actually emailed me back and asked me not to swear.
June 28th, 2007 at 2:36 pm
did you know Blogger now has an autosave feature that saves like every 30 seconds so you can never lose a post? :)
*runs away before Britt can hit me*
June 28th, 2007 at 3:48 pm
I HAVE SUPER NIPPLES
June 28th, 2007 at 4:04 pm
Sitting at work, trying to be discrete about catching up on the blog world and serious … SERIOUSLY can not stop laughing.
Technology is EVIL
sometimes.
June 28th, 2007 at 4:42 pm
I don’t know about the boobs, super nipples or the GAP, but I can certainly get into the chocolate.
June 28th, 2007 at 4:43 pm
I found my anger re: the mutherfucker. :violent006:
Thank you for your inspiration.
June 28th, 2007 at 9:46 pm
I switched. I don’t have to use wordpress anymore. :lmfao:
June 29th, 2007 at 1:56 am
Wow… seems like we missed out on a great post… Totally MissBritt Top Humor Funny Post…
*imagining boobs and super nipples and chocolate ice cream and the GAP*
Bwahahahahahahaaaaaaaa
June 29th, 2007 at 2:09 am
Yep, that’s what I used to say too when I didn’t really have any post ideas LOL
June 29th, 2007 at 5:50 am
Watching tv I guess.
June 29th, 2007 at 7:50 am
I am feel very special. Very. Thank you.
June 29th, 2007 at 11:07 am
Anonymous: did you sign your name on their email??
webmiztris: you better run faster…
Crys: ME TOO!!!!!!
elysa: why is it that other people’s pain is so amusing to us?
jane: I threw that in just for you too ;-)
Monique: YAY!! (oh, fuck, I wasn’t the inspiration - was I? Shit.)
Kentucky Girl: there is something BESIDES wordpress?!?!
DutchBitch: you should give yourself proper time to mourn
Mr. Fabulous: i could have sworn i had a fuck you smiley around here….
Robin: well, thanks! lol
themuttprincess: any time ;-)
June 29th, 2007 at 11:58 am
I can honestly say that sounds like it was one of the greatest blog posts ever.
June 30th, 2007 at 8:19 pm