Holy shit balls we got an offer almost. Kinda. Sorta.
I mean, we got an offer for an offer. Possibly. At some point.
According to my realtor:
“Britt, the gal that showed your house on 5-24-07 brought her client thru again today,
she wants the following print outs from the utility company, rural water bill and the propane the last year
she is interested, but is waiting for a payoff from some retirement fund she is cashing in and her baby is past due, so the realtor said she wants to see these print outs, and after her baby is born and she gets her check for the payoff she is hopefully planning on giving an offer………. she also wants the window airs put in and running so she knows that they work…… “
See? Kinda. Sorta. Like an offer almost.
I mean, she needs print outs and shit. And I have to put the window air units that come with the house in. And I don’t know what the heck kind of pay off she’s waiting for or when that would be or when this baby would be coming or if when she gets all that for sure she will actually, in fact, like for REAL make an offer…
But damn it! Listen! This is the closest we’ve been so just GIVE ME MY MOMENT, alright?
And also? Could you give me your vibes, too? Pretty please?
Everyone…. all together…. think… WATER (as in breaking)! Think LABOR PAINS!! Think BABY! And PAYOFFS! And no bureaucratic bullshit to hold off the PAYOFF!!
Say it with me:
WATER!
LABOR PAINS!
BABY!
PAYOFFS!
and me selling my mother fricking house!!!
(do NOT send me your congratulations and what not’s just yet… just your vibes, please, thanks, buh-bye)
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Woo Hoo!! I’m the first one to comment. Ok, I’m saying it with you…
WATER!
LABOR PAINS!
BABY!
PAYOFFS!
And guess, what…I’m going to apply for my “dream job” tomorrow, so will say with me:
Janelle
Will
Get
This
Job!!
I’ll keep you updated
and just a happy thought, just think, this time next year, your house will of course be sold and this house selling stuff will all just be a memory
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This is good. Very good.
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“Mother fricking”?
Who are you and what have you done with Britt?
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To: Miss Britt
From: ADW
Subject: Vibes
Miss Britt:
Here are some motherfricking (What the hell is with that?) vibes.
ADW
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Am I subscribed? Must test.
:heartbeat: :dance: :dunno:
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:thumbsup: :heartbeat: :thumbsup:
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What if they payoff is FOR her baby? Hmmm? Maybe she’s like a surrogate or something.
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She’s defnitely already pregnant right? This isn’t some ultra-long-term plan? :lmfao:
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She sounds like the real cheap type. Be careful her offer may be quite low. But if it is goog
Congrats
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GOOD LUCK!
:thumbsup:
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After reading your post, I ate some granola and pulled my dusty Birkenstocks from under the bed, lit a soy candle and sent all my happy “We are the World” vibes your way.
Amazing what we do for those we love!
hgreatone:
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Janelle: that IS a happy thought! And good luck vibes to you too!
jane: fingers crossed
avitable: I dunno, I’m trying not to piss off the Universe or something, lol
ADW: LMAO, thank you very fucking much (better?)
avitable: you were, until I banished you for being mean.
AmyD: I need to get a kissy face smiley
I don’t care if she’s selling a freaking kidney, so long as she puts the money towards buying my house!
Princess of the Universe: bite your tongue! lol no, apparently she is already “past due” and I am suddenly a HUGE fan of induction.
greg t: those are not good vibes
:whosnext:
themuttprincess: thanks! maybe when it sells we’ll have to track Prince down for a celebration
Jennine: awwww, did you smoke some good vibes grass for me too? You know, just to be safe.
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you got it, babe. all kinds of GOOD vibes!
:heartbeat:
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“Holy shit balls” cracked me up.
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