I need help. And so, of course, I am turning to the Internet.
Because if the Internet can’t solve all your problems? Well, I just don’t want to live in a world where Google is not the smartest man you know and your blog readers are not the ultimate Council of Wisdom.
ANYway.
I have an obligation this Sunday on another blog. You see, I was finally asked to join a group humor blog called Burt Reynolds’ Mustache. (Although, truth be told it was a pity invite after Adam and Amy were already invited and I may have pouted a little and convinced Adam to go make my case with a few bribes and threats.)
*ahem*… the point:
Burt’s Stache (as we lazy ass bloggers are calling it) is a group blog that requires you to write something funny once a month. Technically, they require you to write something “silly”, I think because “silly” means you tried and “funny” means you actually pulled it off. And. Well. Let’s be honest. We can’t all pull off funny all the fucking time. Sometimes we get tired, and stressed, and fucking BUSY, OK? I mean, I TRY to entertain you people the very best I CAN.
WHAT MORE DO YOU PEOPLE WANT FROM ME?!?!
Heh. I digress.
I need help. My turn to post is Sunday (and I know it’s Father’s Day and all but could you guys PLEASE make an effort to head over there that day and flood me with comments so I appear more popular than Adam support me?)
And thus far? I aint got shit.
No ideas. No insipiration. No rough drafts I could dust off and flesh out. Nada.
So, I turn to YOU, my beloved readers, for guidance. Got topic suggestions? Ideas? Inspiration? A dollar?
Please leave me your brilliance in the comments. And tune in to The Stache on Sunday to see what I end up with!
P.S. You know by “you people” I mean the Internet People That I Absolutely Adore And Cherish, right?
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Why you always gotta be competin’, bitch? Don’t be a hater.
You should write about how your life would have been different if you were a man named Brett.
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Ha. Internet People.
Write about a time with a male figure in your life.
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Been reading your blog for awhile, but this is my first comment :wave:
Whatever you write is bound to be entertaining, but I like Avi’s idea.
Or you could just write about your boobs. That would be good, too.
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The emotional ones seem to get a lot of responses. Why not a tribute to all the fathers that are in Iraq or something along that line. Seems only fitting, since it IS Father’s Day. (I feel for you.)
But hey, I can hardly think of a comment sometimes, let alone a whole post! And besides, you’re the one that gets paid the big bucks. lol
I’m sure whatever you decide on will be entertaining.
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You have no boobie faces? :what:
I was going to say “flash them some *insert boobie icon*, toss out some :sex012: or some :sex007: maybe show a little :sex003: and 90% won’t get to the content anyway.
Wow pulling the Fathers Day date was harsh. Good luck! I’ll be sure to read!
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Technically, they require you to write something “silly”, I think because “silly” means you tried and “funny” means you actually pulled it off.
Ha! I love that description.
And I’m sure whatever you come up with is going to be great. (Even if it isn’t about your boobs.)
Besides, my recent vlog post has lowered the bar for the next little while.
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You’ll pull it off, Brittini… you always do. That’s why I :heartbeat: you so much!!!
Just not this
hgreatone: much. That part is Adam’s job. :lmao:
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Okay so I got an idea for you and it something that I would just love to know….
how do you keep the sparks in your marriage after kids, after he knows you are always right, after telling him when to jump and just how high???
these are the burning questions!
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The lost tampon post totally cracked everyone up…how about it? (or something like it)
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No mushy Father’s Day stuff – absolutely not. Especially if it’s supposed to be silly.
My ideas about fathers are probably skewed so… :poke:
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That’s cool that you are a writer on there… It’s a freakin’ fun time over there… If they had a party I would want to be invited. But I’m not that cool so I probably just peek inside the window with wistful eyes… Maybe you could write about what kind of party they would have if Burt was hosting it…
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go hit em brit!just go with whatever you will wake up with in the morning.er…could it probably be some serious :sex011: though…hehehehhe….
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You could wite about how uninspired you are – and how funny your post is supposed to be??
Nevermind- why don’t I just send you a dollar?? :doh:
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It should be something about monkeys. People like monkeys. And Grapes.
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