According to the infinite wisdom of another Internet Bot, this blog is rated NC-17. (Thank you, Jester, for explaining to me that NC-17 is the new X and that it is, in fact, worse than an R rating. It has apparently been a very long time since I’ve seen anything harder than a G.)
ANYway, before you go running off to rate yourselves (for those of you who haven’t already, bunch o’ self center whores! all of ya!)… allow me to present you a little internet riddle.
What do you get when you take TWO NC-17 rated blogs and throw in one mild mannered mommy blogging PG blog*?
Guesses, anyone?
Watered down porn?
No. Thank you.
Racy recounts of soccer tournaments and little league games?
Um, no, you, sit down.
A lesson in men who like to be dominated and the women who run them?
Ding!Ding!Ding! We have a winner! Very nice. Go get your prize.
*Of course I kid babe. I mean… you DID get a PG rating… but…
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What do they mean “I”?
It says “Infantile” but I’ve never seen one of those. Is that, like, Plan 9 From Outer Space? Are they saying my blog is like Plan 9 From Outer Space!?! Those pummy bastards!!
June 22nd, 2007 at 9:20 am
I don’t know, but obviously your use of the words “pissed” and “asshole” hit a nerve with someone there.
June 22nd, 2007 at 9:29 am
I never knew violent sex, more sex, sex, and sex, and more sex could be rated PG! Must be all the mommyblogging watering it down.
June 22nd, 2007 at 9:30 am
I’m PG. Clearly, it doesn’t spider the site, or else the early posts… when Championable was going to be a review site for tasteful lesbian porn… would have garnered a PG-13, I’m certain.
June 22nd, 2007 at 10:26 am
Fuck you.
DAMMIT. Wrong blog to write THAT on apparently. You already appear to be a freak-ass grown up.
:tongue:
I suppose it doesn’t count if my COMMENTS are NC-17 does it? Shit.
June 22nd, 2007 at 10:40 am
How did I get rated an “F?” Oh wait, now I get it.
June 22nd, 2007 at 10:46 am
Well, I have NEVER! Bastards gave me a G rating and then had the nerve to warn me they found the word “pooped” on my site. I fixed THAT right damn quick.
June 22nd, 2007 at 11:17 am
trying to understand the NC-17 rating you got, I haven’t seen anything dirty here, maybe a little racy but not dirty! So maybe you should work on that so your rating will be fitting! :drool:
June 22nd, 2007 at 12:24 pm
Dispensing useless information like that is sort of my forte.
Obviously that little program can’t figure out what the pictures on your site are of… there have been posts here that I’m not old enough to see.
Wait…maybe I’m just not STRAIGHT enough to see… that could be it.
June 23rd, 2007 at 7:38 am
avitable: apparently, anal sex makes it OK
Rich | Championable: :what:
Amy: Oh sweetie, calm down, you don’t want the kids to see you all aflutter!
Jay: Fuck?
Rick: it seems MY blog is where fuddy duddies go to let loose. LOL
debkitty: it seems ass shit fuck makes you dirty these days.
Jester: it must be able to decipher “guest posts”! thank God, I can’t imagine being held responsible for Avitable.
June 23rd, 2007 at 8:22 am
BWAHAHAHAHAHAH! Anal sex does make things PG again.
June 23rd, 2007 at 8:44 am