I need a post. My brain was out of blog mode for so long, and yet within one day you all came back like I was never gone. I owe you a post.
My dilemna is that I’m just not inspired yet. I mean, the vagina thing has sooo been done. And there’s only so many things you can do with a vagina, ya know? It’s like Tequilla. Lick. Slam. Suck. And that’s basically it. *sigh*
Moving on.
To bullets. About what I’ve been up to. And you will all comment about how this is a wonderful post or I will not let you sit at my table anymore and you will not get to ride in my limo to prom, m’kay?
- We’ve got one house on the market. Still. The Universe and I seem to be having a misunderstanding. The Universe, our realtor, and I. I wonder if I could defeat The Universe in a battle of the wills…
- We’re working on getting the other house
- We’ve remodeled one bedroom
- Completely relandscaped a back, front and side yard
- Our mid-way through a retaining wall
- Have remodeled a sleeping porch into a useable, pretty, clean office
- And have moved me into said office
- Because I’m working from home now, BITCHES!!
I think I did the bullets wrong.
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Congratulations on working from home!! You can go to work in your PJ’s now!!:mrgreen:
PS…I’ll kick the Universe’s ass for you if it doesn’t sell your house soon. :neutral:
I tried to work at home, but I got too distracted with “I should do some laundry.” “The dishes need cleaned.” “I can play online for a few.” It didn’t work out for me. I wish it did though. I’d rather work at home.
Maybe if you’d try positive thinking like I suggested to you, you’d be in Florida by now!
:mrgreen:
I love when I work from home. I am on the road about 50% at the office 25% and home 25% and I love being at home. I like waking up and walking 32 steps to the coffee pot in my jammies and then walking another 18 steps back to my office.
“And there’s only so many things you can do with a vagina, ya know?”
Yes, but some things just never get tiresome….
I live less than 5 minutes from work, so that’s close enough for me!
Good luck on the house selling, a good friend of mine has had their house on the market for almost 2 months..she’s stressed!
Gosh you guys have been BUSY! Phew. I am tired after just reading your list….
And I struggle with finishing a damn bathroom. That is embarassing!
Keep up the good work!
Hopefully the Universe gets it all straightened out shortly!
Angel: thanks, I’m trying NOT to do that. But mostly because I sleep in my underwear.
Angel: and shake your fist at her so she knows you mean it to, OK?
heather: heh, yeah, I don’t see that being a problem for me. I look for things to distract me from cleaning.
avitable: I know, if I’d only listen to you more often.
MAYBE you should buy that house as an investment property and turn around and put it right back on the market. Or start a pool on your blog to have other people buy it.
ADW: that would be nice, I have kids here so I have to stay kind of holed up when they are hear with the babysitter - otherwise they just wouldn’t GET “mom’s at work, no really, she is”
Joe the Troll: I whole heartedly agree with that
Delite: yeah, I’m not 5 minutes from ANYTHING in this po’dunk town. Except the bar.
Ohhhhh the irony.
themuttprincess: you see my dilemna then? Prince… house…. Prince… house… Prince…. husband killng me…. Prince……
I’m losing sleep baby I tell you!!!!!!
If I could, I would. In a heartbeat.
Been working from home for ’bout five years now. Only drawback I can discern is my complete inability to converse with non-blog people. Oh, and that house thing? I left Iowa in 1979, the house is still for sale… ;-)
Adam, I know you would too, babe
Rick: wow, serious downer, um, thanks
Yeah, well, I have one house on the market and it’s been there for over a year. I don’t have any advice for you - except maybe, leap on the first offer… had I done that… well… never mind.
I’m sitting here in my bathrobe (don’t use jammies) in my splendid work-at-home office. The dogs are snoring on the floor, and rock music is blaring on the desktop.
What licensing fee are you planning for the t-shirts?
Vagina. It’s like Tequilla. Lick. Slam. Suck.
This was a fabulous post. Can I have a turn standing up through the moon roof in the limo now?
No wonder you don’t have a “real” post, you’ve been too busy living real life! And, honestly, I think this totally qualifies as a real post. Despite what all the blogger books say about not telling your readers the “mundane” parts of your life, if your readers actually care anything about you then they want to hear about what’s going on in your life.
When I work from home the kitties sit on my keyboard.
I am in the same boat with the house thing. And so is my BF. we have 3 houses….. only living in one.
I have a ticket with your name on it, just lemme know….:evil:
AmyD: oh bitch you know I always jump on the first offer. That’s how I got married.
Dick: It is genius, isn’t it? :mrgreen:
Mist 1: OK, but can you keep your top down this time? Please. Those tickets are freaking EXPENSIVE.
Poppy: ohhh the kitties aren’t allowed in the office. In fact, they are slowly being banned room by room from the entire house as we finish remodeling each one.
Poor pussies.
themuttprincess: you’re a whore, you know that, right?
An evil, Prince wielding, temptress, WHORE.
*sigh* it would be so funn…
Good luck with the house selling. From what I’m reading, it could be awhile. Then again, I think it totally depends on the market where you are currently.
If you were here in AZ, I’d be telling you to start therapy cuz’ it’ll be a while.
How lovely it would be to work from home. Good luck with that. No luck has nothing to do with it. So I wish for you good skills. What type of business are you doing? Is that porch glassed in or are you ou there with the wind and rain?
I am a whore:mrgreen:… and a slut:mrgreen:. I like to share my talents with mankind… and womankind.
I am going either way:evil:… And if you do not make it my son will be seeing Prince. (he does not know yet, but I can assure you he will be thanking you for not going!!!)
Umm….
Question - Wouldn’t it be better to lick, suck, then slam the vagina?
Slamming, then licking sounds kinda gross.
Why is it always the pussy that must suffer? Pussies deserve equal time!
My parents wouldn’t let their cat outside when they lived in Florida because they were worried about him being eaten by the big cranky creatures that lived in the water behind their house. Now they live in Tennessee and the cat goes out all the time and will probably be eaten by some other type of creature in the hills behind their house…