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Archive for June, 2007
Friday, June 29th, 2007
When it rains, it shits, or something
I’m sorry I haven’t posted on time. Today’s excuse is: putridness.
No. Really. That’s totally a valid excuse.
You see, I am down to the last of my Projects That Must Be Done In Order To Officially Put House #2 On The Market. The basement, or, as I’ve come to call it - [...]
25 Comments » - Posted in It's All About Me, just rambling by Miss Britt
Thursday, June 28th, 2007
sonofaBITCH
Wordpress just ate my entire fucking post.
Seriously.
Fuck.
I planned and plotted and edited. I spell checked and tweaked and laughed at my own jokes. I hit publish on my comedic masterpiece and BAM. Wordpress said, “fuck you whore!”
Shit.
I can’t be devastatingly funny TWICE!!!
Well… imagine if you will a WILDLY entertaining post. About boobs. And [...]
33 Comments » - Posted in just rambling by Miss Britt
Wednesday, June 27th, 2007
Who the fuck tags someone in IOWA??
A blonde chick, that’s who.
So, um, I was officially tagged by the restaurant meme. By someone who lives in fucking Iowa. And surely should KNOW better!!
*sigh* the things I will do for a little blog love, I swear
Here are the “rules” - have I told you lately how much I fucking hate “rules”??
1. [...]
15 Comments » - Posted in It's All About Me by Miss Britt
Tuesday, June 26th, 2007
If a picture is worth a thousand words
Close your eyes for a moment.
Imagine, if you will (fuck, you didn’t really close your eyes did you??)… Carly Simon…
“You’re so vain… da da da da… you probably think this song is about you… You’re so Vain… (soo vain)…”
K, Got it?
Keep singing.
I went through my pictures on my camera yesterday.
Apparently, I love me.
Alot.
And also? [...]
31 Comments » - Posted in It's All About Me by Miss Britt
Monday, June 25th, 2007
Desperation
I can’t believe I’m about to say this…
but…
I think I may have too many pairs of shoes.
(ACKKKKKKKK!!! HELP!!! SHIT!!!!!!!!! THE WORLD AS WE KNOW IT IS OVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! RUN SCREAMING NOW AND REPENT! REPENT! HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPP!!!)
/freak out
Actually, no. No end freak out because this is just fucking wrong. A girl should never have to lament about having [...]
23 Comments » - Posted in It's All About Me by Miss Britt
Friday, June 22nd, 2007
Nothing else matters
There are times when the whole world should stop and know that something awful has happened.
There are times when the rest of the world, for even just a moment, should not be allowed to laugh or to smile or to joke or to go on with their lives as if the very fabric of time [...]
11 Comments » - Posted in On A Serious Note by Miss Britt
Friday, June 22nd, 2007
Blogger Math
According to the infinite wisdom of another Internet Bot, this blog is rated NC-17. (Thank you, Jester, for explaining to me that NC-17 is the new X and that it is, in fact, worse than an R rating. It has apparently been a very long time since I’ve seen anything harder than a G.)
ANYway, before [...]
11 Comments » - Posted in Blogging Junk, It's All About Me by Miss Britt
Thursday, June 21st, 2007
The Blank Page
I sit here looking at this screen, wishing I had something funny to write. I want so badly to entertain you all with laughter and embarassment. For your sake.
For me? Well for me I kind of want to wallow. I want to continue to spew more whiny pity party bull shit about how I cannot [...]
14 Comments » - Posted in Bitching Again, It's All About Me by Miss Britt
Wednesday, June 20th, 2007
Get a room, no, i mean, a life
Fucking. A.
I just got done paying bills. And I know - a part of life and blah blah blah. And its not the bills or the money or any of that necessarily that annoys me. It is, specifically, where the fuck my money is going right now.
My two biggest expenditures for the month were not [...]
19 Comments » - Posted in Bitching Again by Miss Britt
Tuesday, June 19th, 2007
Everyone, quick! Think, “Labor”!
Holy shit balls we got an offer almost. Kinda. Sorta.
I mean, we got an offer for an offer. Possibly. At some point.
According to my realtor:
“Britt, the gal that showed your house on 5-24-07 brought her client thru again today,
she wants the following print outs from the utility company, rural water bill and the [...]
