Holy. Shit.
I am soooo tired. Bone. Tired.
In the last three days I have spent 30 hours doing manual freaking labor.
I have like three weeks worth of laundry piled up.
I’m wearing underwear I didn’t even remember I owned.
I’m not sure my son is even wearing underwear.
I still haven’t unpacked from my trip to Florida.
I haven’t cooked an actual meal in my house in at least a week. And there is no such thing as low carb pizza. So I’m getting fat. Although I haven’t even had the time to step on a scale - which is OK because I can live in denial for a little while longer about just HOW fat I’m getting. And how quickly. And low carb really sucks when you stop doing it.
There is so much dirt and dust and shit - I mean probably literally actually shit if I looked hard enough - piling up everywhere in my house (the one that I live in).
I have something like 136 unread feeds in my feed reader.
And I want to take a bath. A real bath. So, so badly. But I haven’t been home and awake long enough to even do that.
But. BUT…
My house (the one that I’m not living in) is officially ON THE MARKET!!
Yee. Fucking. Ha.
So. Anyone looking for a 4 bedroom, 2 bathroom house on .2 acres in BFE Iowa for $77,500?
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Lemme get this straight, people live in Iowa?
I don’t believe it. I thought it was just a big soybean field.
May 1st, 2007 at 5:19 am
That 77.5 sounds like it would sell for 400 - especially with the acreage - in a lot of places around the country. Imagine what you could do if you had some electricity and weren’t next to that damn pig farm!
May 1st, 2007 at 5:28 am
You know, I don’t do fat chicks either.
May 1st, 2007 at 5:33 am
By “2 bathrooms”, you mean there are two outhouses out back and two different hoses set up outside as showers, right?
May 1st, 2007 at 5:51 am
Hey now…I live in Iowa…close to Cedar Rapids and it’s not ALL fields.
Wait…I lied, who the hell am I kidding?? Iowa is just one big freaking field. But it’s not ALL soybeans. CORN!!! Don’t forget CORN!
I do have indoor running water and plumbing now. We just had it installed last week when the shitter blew up in the backyard from my kids playing with matches (in a piss soaked diaper no less)
May 1st, 2007 at 6:47 am
77,500?!?!? for 4 bed 2 bath… wow.
Be prepared to spend 5 times that much in FL.
May 1st, 2007 at 7:49 am
everyone but Heather:
You people are KILLING my marketing here! Damn you. Damn you all!!!
Fuckity fuk fuckers. Why do you poke at the tired cranky bear?
Heather: lol, I know, I know. I swear as soon as all this shit is over I’ll get back into shape for you, baby.
May 1st, 2007 at 7:49 am
Jen: Yeah, I know - I have looked into this a bit
May 1st, 2007 at 7:50 am
You guys (that there saying is showing my IOWA roots) havent lived until you have been to Des Moines, Iowa. It is the NICEST and PRETTIEST city and have some of the BEST people you will ever meet. And not a pig or soybean in sight (until you get past I80/I35 city limits).
Ya wanna see a crappy place, come to HELL TN where I currently live. I would move to Iowa in a heartbeat, if I had a chance.
:smile: there there now, Miss Britt, I’m backin ya on this one. Go get a bath honey.
May 1st, 2007 at 9:27 am
0.2 acres? How do you even fit a 4BR house on 0.2 acres?! I hope you at least get 0.3 acres in FL!!!
May 1st, 2007 at 9:57 am
And isn’t there low carb pizza?
May 1st, 2007 at 9:57 am
Poor baby! Just think, you are going to have a shit ton of money in your pocket and be shopping for a gorgeous new home in a climate the doesn’t snow ANY. FUCKING. DAY. NOW!
It’ll all be worth it, I PROMISE!!! :mrgreen:
May 1st, 2007 at 10:28 am
Low carb pizza is when you scrape the good stuff off the crust.
May 1st, 2007 at 11:06 am
I wish I could help on the house… I have my Condo on the market as well…. God, I hope it sells fast for you!!!!
May 1st, 2007 at 11:49 am
Jesus. You can’t buy a garage here for 77,000. But there’s that whole “Iowa” thing. Is that a state, now?
May 1st, 2007 at 1:20 pm
You had me right up until
IOWA
:neutral:
May 1st, 2007 at 1:49 pm
I thought that even in Iowa, you could sell a 4 bedroom house for more than that…
Good luck with the sale.
I haven’t even been on a long trip and my ouse is completely trashed. I don’t have laundry days, I have lsundry weekends. What is up with that shit?
May 1st, 2007 at 9:00 pm
Honey, savor the accomplishments today. Tomorrow is time enough to freak about the rest.
XOXOXOXOX
May 1st, 2007 at 9:57 pm
77.5? Your house would go for $700+ in NYC.
I’m bone tired too because I’ve slept very little and worked too many hours.
May 2nd, 2007 at 5:19 am
wow, houses/land must come cheap in your area! our house is also 4 bedroom/2 bath and almost NO land and it cost WAY more than that! of course, the mall is practically in my backyard. BONUS!
May 2nd, 2007 at 1:57 pm
Okay, gotta chime in on the whole 4-bedroom house for under 100K thing. Shit. Is Iowa in the United States?
May 22nd, 2007 at 1:28 am