True and False

by Miss Britt on May 18, 2007

This may or may not be Miss Britt. And, I may or may not have internet connection and I might have asked someone to post something here so that my legions of devoted fans would know that I am in no way neglecting them.

Two of the following are NOT true. If you guess which two - Avitable will send you a picture of his balls.

  • I once sold car insurance to a blind woman.
  • I once tested an adult product in the bathroom at work because I didn’t think it would work… and it did.
  • I flashed my boobs during a Mardi Gras parade and ended up with a bruised nipple when it was struck with a Mardi Gras bead.
  • In my younger years (much, much younger) I believed that being blonde made me more prone to sin (and lots of Catholic guilt) so I dyed my hair dark brown for about 6 months. It didn’t work so I went back to blonde.
  • Avitable saw me change my clothes.

Edited To Update:

I can’t believe no one got this right.  I have never been to Mardi Gras - an hence have never flashed my boobs and suffered a bruised nipple.  And I have never, ever, ever stuck to one hair color for 6 months.

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24 Comments so far

  1. avitable May 18, 2007 11:35 am

    If I guess right, do I have to send myself a picture of my balls?

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  2. RW May 18, 2007 11:55 am

    Oh yeah, there’s a prize I want to play for.

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  3. Anonymous May 18, 2007 12:18 pm

    my guess is: true for the car insurance and changing clothes. But I want the prize to be in smiley form like the dancing bikini girl on his comments section!

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  4. chlorinejenny May 18, 2007 12:20 pm

    That anonymous post was mine. I am logged onto my husbands computer and wasn’t signed in properly.

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  5. Joe the Troll May 18, 2007 12:53 pm

    I’m with RW - not feeling motivated. For a picture of Britt’s oft-exalted boobs, I’d give it a shot.

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  6. themuttprincess May 18, 2007 12:57 pm

    I am pretty sure I have seen them already. And that alone would never modivate me.

    I would rather do it for boobs.

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  7. debkitty May 18, 2007 1:01 pm

    I miss one day of reading and I come back to a crazy drunk post and then something about avitables balls….
    I must remember to visit daily!

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  8. Brandi May 18, 2007 1:23 pm

    I don’t think that you dyed your hair or sold car insurance to a blind woman.

    But the question is…do I want to see avitable’s balls?

    Yes I do. I think I would look at anyone naked though. Ron White had a good point when he said he wants to see every boob in the world.

    Did I just say Ron White had a good point? I must hide from myself. In a library…or something.:oops:

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  9. Jen May 18, 2007 1:26 pm

    I think that the following are false:

    I once sold car insurance to a blind woman -

    I flashed my boobs during a Mardi Gras parade and ended up with a bruised nipple when it was struck with a Mardi Gras bead.

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  10. RW May 18, 2007 1:26 pm

    See? This is all debkitty’s fault.

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  11. Poppy May 18, 2007 2:05 pm

    We all know Avi saw you change your clothes, but I’m stumped on the others. I’ll guess blind woman and Mardi Gras are false. And I don’t need the prize, unless it’s not the bouncy ball photo or the Yahoo IM photo. :grin:

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  12. Angel May 18, 2007 6:26 pm

    I think that the car insurance story is true, the Mardi Gras story is true, and the I think that Adam did see you change your clothes. The rest are false. :mrgreen:

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  13. DaisyJo May 18, 2007 6:29 pm

    What?! You guys don’t already have pictures of Adam’s balls? I’ve got mine framed and hanging in the bathroom!

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  14. heather May 18, 2007 7:25 pm

    I say # 2 & 3 are not true.

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  15. paz y amor May 19, 2007 4:07 pm

    1 and 4 are untrue but no ball pictures please. I have a set of my own thank you.

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  16. Miss Britt May 19, 2007 9:30 pm

    Oddly enough, I don’t think anyone has gotten it right yet.

    I guess it WOULD have been safe to offer my boobs. :twisted:

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  17. avitable May 19, 2007 9:40 pm

    Well, I know which ones are the fake ones. So let me know if you want to offer your boobs.

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  18. Michael May 20, 2007 1:13 am

    I say the last two. I don’t think my eyes could stand the sight of Avi’s balls though so I hope I am wrong.

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  19. Grouch May 20, 2007 12:20 pm

    no. 2 and no. 4

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  20. traceykkerouac May 20, 2007 12:59 pm

    Love this blog!

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  21. heather May 20, 2007 4:09 pm

    You’re offering your boobs? Well then I’m gonna keep guessing. 1 & 4 are not true.

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  22. webmiztris May 20, 2007 10:01 pm

    I’m going to go with the first and the last ones as being false. however, knowing avi he probably had a hidden camera set up in whatever room you were changing in for his future enjoyment - technically making the last statement also true. :mrgreen:

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  23. avitable May 21, 2007 9:43 pm

    Britt’s without internet, so even though she briefly stated which are right, I’ll share which are true and which are false and give details.

    #1 is True. She sold car insurance over the phone to a blind woman, who actually had to get the help of her grandson (nephew?) to read the credit card number.

    #2 is True. The tingly gel really does make things tingly.

    #3 is False. Britt only shows her boobs for money, and she’s never been to Mardi Gras, as she said.

    #4 is False. Britt dyes her hair more than most people shampoo theirs!

    #5 is True. Britt managed to change into her pajamas without showing a single square of flesh, which was quite impressive.

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  24. Michael May 21, 2007 9:45 pm

    Darn, I am saved the sight of Avi’s nutsack, phew that was close.

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