This may or may not be Miss Britt. And, I may or may not have internet connection and I might have asked someone to post something here so that my legions of devoted fans would know that I am in no way neglecting them.
Two of the following are NOT true. If you guess which two - Avitable will send you a picture of his balls.
- I once sold car insurance to a blind woman.
- I once tested an adult product in the bathroom at work because I didn’t think it would work… and it did.
- I flashed my boobs during a Mardi Gras parade and ended up with a bruised nipple when it was struck with a Mardi Gras bead.
- In my younger years (much, much younger) I believed that being blonde made me more prone to sin (and lots of Catholic guilt) so I dyed my hair dark brown for about 6 months. It didn’t work so I went back to blonde.
- Avitable saw me change my clothes.
Edited To Update:
I can’t believe no one got this right. I have never been to Mardi Gras - an hence have never flashed my boobs and suffered a bruised nipple. And I have never, ever, ever stuck to one hair color for 6 months.
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If I guess right, do I have to send myself a picture of my balls?
May 18th, 2007 at 11:35 am
Oh yeah, there’s a prize I want to play for.
May 18th, 2007 at 11:55 am
my guess is: true for the car insurance and changing clothes. But I want the prize to be in smiley form like the dancing bikini girl on his comments section!
May 18th, 2007 at 12:18 pm
That anonymous post was mine. I am logged onto my husbands computer and wasn’t signed in properly.
May 18th, 2007 at 12:20 pm
I’m with RW - not feeling motivated. For a picture of Britt’s oft-exalted boobs, I’d give it a shot.
May 18th, 2007 at 12:53 pm
I am pretty sure I have seen them already. And that alone would never modivate me.
I would rather do it for boobs.
May 18th, 2007 at 12:57 pm
I miss one day of reading and I come back to a crazy drunk post and then something about avitables balls….
I must remember to visit daily!
May 18th, 2007 at 1:01 pm
I don’t think that you dyed your hair or sold car insurance to a blind woman.
But the question is…do I want to see avitable’s balls?
Yes I do. I think I would look at anyone naked though. Ron White had a good point when he said he wants to see every boob in the world.
Did I just say Ron White had a good point? I must hide from myself. In a library…or something.:oops:
May 18th, 2007 at 1:23 pm
I think that the following are false:
I once sold car insurance to a blind woman -
I flashed my boobs during a Mardi Gras parade and ended up with a bruised nipple when it was struck with a Mardi Gras bead.
May 18th, 2007 at 1:26 pm
See? This is all debkitty’s fault.
May 18th, 2007 at 1:26 pm
We all know Avi saw you change your clothes, but I’m stumped on the others. I’ll guess blind woman and Mardi Gras are false. And I don’t need the prize, unless it’s not the bouncy ball photo or the Yahoo IM photo. :grin:
May 18th, 2007 at 2:05 pm
I think that the car insurance story is true, the Mardi Gras story is true, and the I think that Adam did see you change your clothes. The rest are false. :mrgreen:
May 18th, 2007 at 6:26 pm
What?! You guys don’t already have pictures of Adam’s balls? I’ve got mine framed and hanging in the bathroom!
May 18th, 2007 at 6:29 pm
I say # 2 & 3 are not true.
May 18th, 2007 at 7:25 pm
1 and 4 are untrue but no ball pictures please. I have a set of my own thank you.
May 19th, 2007 at 4:07 pm
Oddly enough, I don’t think anyone has gotten it right yet.
I guess it WOULD have been safe to offer my boobs. :twisted:
May 19th, 2007 at 9:30 pm
Well, I know which ones are the fake ones. So let me know if you want to offer your boobs.
May 19th, 2007 at 9:40 pm
I say the last two. I don’t think my eyes could stand the sight of Avi’s balls though so I hope I am wrong.
May 20th, 2007 at 1:13 am
no. 2 and no. 4
May 20th, 2007 at 12:20 pm
Love this blog!
May 20th, 2007 at 12:59 pm
You’re offering your boobs? Well then I’m gonna keep guessing. 1 & 4 are not true.
May 20th, 2007 at 4:09 pm
I’m going to go with the first and the last ones as being false. however, knowing avi he probably had a hidden camera set up in whatever room you were changing in for his future enjoyment - technically making the last statement also true. :mrgreen:
May 20th, 2007 at 10:01 pm
Britt’s without internet, so even though she briefly stated which are right, I’ll share which are true and which are false and give details.
#1 is True. She sold car insurance over the phone to a blind woman, who actually had to get the help of her grandson (nephew?) to read the credit card number.
#2 is True. The tingly gel really does make things tingly.
#3 is False. Britt only shows her boobs for money, and she’s never been to Mardi Gras, as she said.
#4 is False. Britt dyes her hair more than most people shampoo theirs!
#5 is True. Britt managed to change into her pajamas without showing a single square of flesh, which was quite impressive.
May 21st, 2007 at 9:43 pm
Darn, I am saved the sight of Avi’s nutsack, phew that was close.
May 21st, 2007 at 9:45 pm