Avitable here.
Britt’s without internet until June 1st. Four loooooong days. And while she would love nothing more than to be online so she can answer one of your pathetic cries for help, she can’t. So no WWMBD today. And, unless Jesus decides to turn Iowa into a free Wifi zone, she won’t be posting for the rest of the week either.
In the meantime, go read some good blogs, like mine and Amy’s. Or do something productive with your life, like recycle your urine or throw paint on someone wearing fur.
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Recycle your urine?
May 28th, 2007 at 7:00 pm
You and Amy?
Thanks for the plug, you son of a bitch.
See if I give you my stuff when I die!
May 28th, 2007 at 7:02 pm
Sheila, don’t ask me for what, because I have no clue.
Mr. Fabulous, you don’t need plugs - you’ve already got your harem.
May 28th, 2007 at 7:17 pm
Thanks for the update.
May 28th, 2007 at 7:23 pm
Thank you for the update.
It is warm weather time and I vote for giving yourself a pedicure. I’ve already been traumatized by the number of funky feet I’ve seen this season.
May 29th, 2007 at 8:30 am
I don’t need a harem, I wouldn’t know what to do with it… but I’m quite sure Avitable actually SWALLOWED Miss Britt.
I warned her…
May 29th, 2007 at 11:52 am
Well, Britt certainly didn’t swallow me, no matter how many times I’ve asked.
May 29th, 2007 at 11:57 am
All I know is that Miss B better hurry up and get her ass back online - Avi is a poor Brittstitute, and he’s a poor prostitute as well. I’ve been trying to whore him out non stop for the last 3 months and it’s costing me and arm and a leg in advertising and I’m getting 0 ROI!!!
May 29th, 2007 at 2:11 pm
Amy, I told you that Latino men don’t like me. We should totally try a different district or something.
May 29th, 2007 at 2:35 pm
Except you told me you were pandering to Asian men with deep pockets. I don’t like being PLAYED, Avi!
May 29th, 2007 at 3:21 pm
Blog reading - check
Urine recycling - check
Paint throwing - check
OK, seen it, done it, been there… I am bored! Bring back Britt!!!! Sheesh!!! Would killing the president or some governor help?
May 31st, 2007 at 12:46 pm
Britt,
you got us all excited by making an appearance on Avitable’s blog today. I thought perhaps your internet was working one day early.
BIG dissapointment!
Glad to know you are alive!
May 31st, 2007 at 12:56 pm
I was thinking the same thing.
It appears we are all going thru Miss Britt withdrawl.
May 31st, 2007 at 4:41 pm
hmm, recycling urine. Never thought of that one…
June 1st, 2007 at 12:29 am
OK IT’S JUNE 1ST !!!!! I am ready!!!!
June 1st, 2007 at 9:06 am
Brittttttt…..Where are you?? We miss you…:cry:
June 1st, 2007 at 2:39 pm
OK, I’m back. For real. Writing Monday’s post right now. Promise.
June 3rd, 2007 at 6:43 pm