Avitable here.
Britt’s without internet until June 1st. Four loooooong days. And while she would love nothing more than to be online so she can answer one of your pathetic cries for help, she can’t. So no WWMBD today. And, unless Jesus decides to turn Iowa into a free Wifi zone, she won’t be posting for the rest of the week either.
In the meantime, go read some good blogs, like mine and Amy’s. Or do something productive with your life, like recycle your urine or throw paint on someone wearing fur.
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Recycle your urine?
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You and Amy?
Thanks for the plug, you son of a bitch.
See if I give you my stuff when I die!
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Sheila, don’t ask me for what, because I have no clue.
Mr. Fabulous, you don’t need plugs – you’ve already got your harem.
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Thanks for the update.
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Thank you for the update.
It is warm weather time and I vote for giving yourself a pedicure. I’ve already been traumatized by the number of funky feet I’ve seen this season.
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I don’t need a harem, I wouldn’t know what to do with it… but I’m quite sure Avitable actually SWALLOWED Miss Britt.
I warned her…
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Well, Britt certainly didn’t swallow me, no matter how many times I’ve asked.
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All I know is that Miss B better hurry up and get her ass back online – Avi is a poor Brittstitute, and he’s a poor prostitute as well. I’ve been trying to whore him out non stop for the last 3 months and it’s costing me and arm and a leg in advertising and I’m getting 0 ROI!!!
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Amy, I told you that Latino men don’t like me. We should totally try a different district or something.
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Except you told me you were pandering to Asian men with deep pockets. I don’t like being PLAYED, Avi!
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Blog reading – check
Urine recycling – check
Paint throwing – check
OK, seen it, done it, been there… I am bored! Bring back Britt!!!! Sheesh!!! Would killing the president or some governor help?
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Britt,
you got us all excited by making an appearance on Avitable’s blog today. I thought perhaps your internet was working one day early.
BIG dissapointment!
Glad to know you are alive!
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I was thinking the same thing.
It appears we are all going thru Miss Britt withdrawl.
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hmm, recycling urine. Never thought of that one…
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OK IT’S JUNE 1ST !!!!! I am ready!!!!
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Brittttttt…..Where are you?? We miss you…:cry:
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OK, I’m back. For real. Writing Monday’s post right now. Promise.
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