Dear God,
Uncle.
Seriously.
The last few months? Have really kind of sucked. And yesterday? Between the car dying, the drain backing up, and someone eating my left over stir fry… well, I just don’t have it left in me to get up early enough to fix my blog.
Listen Lord, I know I’ve got some bad karma coming my way. I know. But isn’t the whole point of me, and you, and me and you talking and stuff supposed to be that I don’t get what I deserve? Please GOD tell me that’s how this ends or I am so, so, screwed.
ANYway. God? I need a miracle. Well, not even a miracle. Something wonderful. Something big and great and a hell of a break and just gooood. Ya know? And not like “oooh, 50 cents off coffee today” good.
Let’s be honest God, I’d really appreciate if you could sell my house. Like… now. Please.
And also? Fix my blog.
xoxoxo,
Britt
P.S. Actually God, this is more to the Readers than to you. I know you already know about this being All Knowing and what-not. Anyhoo - readers - Amy and I faceoff. Check it out.
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Very funny - very silly. I love it.
I’m sorry peanut - who ate your freaking stir fry????
Oh…wait…I think I know…oooooohhhhhhhhh
May 8th, 2007 at 8:45 am
What’s wrong with your blog?
May 8th, 2007 at 9:18 am
Obviously I missed the what’s wrong with the Blog memo. So dish….
I talked to God, he’s moved you up the list - no worries.
May 8th, 2007 at 9:20 am
OH wow. You and Amy have known each other FOREVER. LOL It is nice when you find a great friendship when and where you don’t expect it.
Hope you have killed the person who stole your stir fry!
May 8th, 2007 at 10:12 am
I can give you 50 cents off of your coffee today.
May 8th, 2007 at 10:17 am
Hey I got something that might make your day a little better…
Bogo at payless??? I don’t know if you would shop there but I just saw the commercial and knowing your love of shoes I thought about ya! :mrgreen:
May 8th, 2007 at 11:06 am
Praying that something big and wonderful comes your way! :grin:
May 8th, 2007 at 11:07 am
Oh Sweetie!!! I am so sorry. I swear, any second that house will sell! It’s too cute not to!
May 8th, 2007 at 11:24 am
Britt, are you experiencing MPD again?
May 8th, 2007 at 12:06 pm
Very funny face off! Good luck with the house and the stir fry =)
May 8th, 2007 at 1:06 pm
Dear God,
It’s me. Britt.
Oh. Sorry.
Hope you catch a break soon. Or you could come stay with me in Ohio and I’ll buy you all the margaritas you could want.
May 8th, 2007 at 5:20 pm
Mom: yeah, poor kid got the guilt trip from hell - over Stir Fry!
Princess of the Universe: the sidebar had it all janky and stuff. I think it might be OK now.
Wicked H: sweeet!! did you tell him about the house? Maybe God wants a rental
themuttprincess: like seven years, technically, but it seems like forever sometimes :-)
avitable: fuck you, and you can’t even do that!!
debkitty: of course i shop there!!!! and did you know the last time i was in there they didn’t have BOGO?! I thought they ALWAYS had BOGO.
Jen: thank you :mrgreen:
Miss Britt: Amy, why are you logged into my blog again? Did you fix it for me!?
avitable: yes, that’s me, as my alter-ego - The Evil Mastermind
evilynmo: thank you, and thanks for the comment too!
heather: someone told you I’m a light weight, didn’t they?
May 8th, 2007 at 6:28 pm
Much goodness to you, sister.
Rock on.
May 8th, 2007 at 7:27 pm
Psst! I fixed it.
May 8th, 2007 at 7:28 pm