wednesday sucked
wednesday was slightly better
turn your volume wayyyy down before you watch this, m’kay? kay
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buh bye
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I’m glad I got to view this before you sober up and decide to remove it! Never Eat Sour Wienies! (Uhm, I’ve never heard this either, but I’ll never forget it now!)
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NOTE TO SELF: Buy vodka, buy crystal light, mix together, then record outcome for HILARIOUS YouTube material
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I’m sorry that you had a bad day. However, I have never heard “Never Eat Sour Weenies” either.:lol: You are hilarious!! I love this video…I’m going to fave it!!:mrgreen:
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Can I just say….CLASSIC!
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You two are adorable! I hope tomorrow is better.:grin:
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You’re a dork! We have to get drunk together! We would have soooo much fun.
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Well hell… what else is there to do in Iowa anyhow?
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That was a great belch.
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OMG Britt that is great. Drunkin videos rock. Ohhh BTW that burp was GREAT!!! You can come drink my my friends and I any time.
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Sheila: nah, I won’t take it down. It was too damn hard to record in that state to take it down now!! lol
NYC Watchdog: the pink lemonade crystal light is the BEST
Angel: I can’t believe I am the only one who has heard of that! I wish I could remember where I learned it.
Mr. Fabulous: sure :mrgreen:
Suzanne: oh Thursday absolutely positively HAS to be better. Thank you :-)
heather: yeah, my truly dorkish nature always shines brightest when I’m drunk.
RW: yard work
avitable: I am a woman of many talents, it seems.
Frankie: swweeeet :mrgreen:
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My kids say
Never Eat Soggy Waffles
ha ha
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Sorry about your Wednesday, but if it encourages this sort of sheer hilarity, I hope I get one of those.
F’ing funny - and you two -are- totally cute together. As a resident of the cornfields myself, I’ll agree with RW - what the hell else is there to do?
By the by - have you yet named the magic elixir you had in the cup? I’m voting for a “Name the Intoxicant” contest.
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Things like this make me very grateful I do not own a video camera.
I like Vox’s idea. I vote we call that concoction “Blog Juice.”
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Wow, you put the tini in Brittini, don’t you?
Man, I’m so bummed I missed that… live.
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yard work.
I rest my case.
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I may just have to do a short video when my back goes into spasms, and I combine Vicodin and Oxycodon in a little cocktail. The pain goes away, as does just about every internal filter and adult thought.
I also become hysterically funny, and everything I say is incredibly amusing. Every, single, fucking thing.
Then I go bed. Sleepy time for druggie. Dream scary dreams.
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pnbzmom: a friend of mine just told me that’s what he always used too - and I’d never heard it before! I live a sheltered life.
Vox: oooh, I wonder if I have the attention span for a contest
Joefish: contest over. You win. Blog Juice is perfect!
AmyD: I know! I wish I had been more.. um… capable.
RW: believe me, I know
Dick Carlson: webcam and Vicodin could be a wonderful thing.
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And, does this mean I have to do a video post soon? I’ll wait until I’m in the state YOU were in last night and then I’ll have a chat with Ethan on webcam. Poor Ethan. :twisted:
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LOL. Thanks for the laugh. I agree with Avi..nice beltch.
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Ah yes, Bossy has been there many times. Except she doesn’t call it drunk, she calls it sleepy.
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Hope your head(and stomach) felt ok this morning. After that much Vodka I’d be praying to the Porcelain God.
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I made my husband watch this video. Now HE thinks HE’S getting drunk sex. Thanks, Britt!
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Sweet! What do I win?!
@Poppy - But does he think he’s getting drunk sex with Britt?
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its never eat soggy waffles. Gah! You midwesterners!
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That was adorable! I didn’t see the title, and for the first minute I’m thinking “is she drunk???” Most I’ve laughed today.
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@Joe - That wasn’t what he was expecting, no. And that’s not what he got.
(Sorry, Britt.)
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Never eat Soggy waffles and never eat shreaded wheat!
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So I moved my computer desk this past weekend and didn’t even notice that I forgot to hook up the sound until my 6 yo had a fit yesterday. “Mom I can’t play my game without any sound” Now I told her that I even know the stupid song that it plays so I’m sure she would get along okay without it. But my drama queen couldn’t. I also couldn’t get under the desk again after spending 4 hours in her room cleaning and contemplating renting a bulldozer to start over.
So anyway to make a long story just a little longer, I did get offa my ass and hook it up to listen to you. Ya’ll are SO friggin adorable. If all couples were like that I wouldn’t be single by choice.
Oh and by the way - I went to Catholic school we didn’t get to learn anything to help us remember. If you didn’t get it you were in BIG trouble with the sisters.
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You’re adorable!
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